Thank you, it's Friday!!! (in Off-topic)

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 4:26 AM EDT

Ah, the weekend, come to save me from work!!!

And now I think I will join the disturbing craze - Bast, Oddbird - of taking my clothes off in CB.


The Streak
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...I said don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...


Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...

This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers


He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...

Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team

Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!

Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] June 2 2006 4:38 AM EDT

Pub yet? ;)

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 4:41 AM EDT

I wish!

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] June 2 2006 5:01 AM EDT

When I last checked the battle log, I noticed you lost to Krang in a do-or-die battle. Of course, you attacked him. He still too strong? ;)

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 5:08 AM EDT

I lost my marbles is what happened. I can't think straight without my clothes...

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] June 2 2006 5:29 AM EDT

Yuck. *hands Johnnywas his/her tuxedo* You need this?

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 5:31 AM EDT

No, I'm dressed now. Shade lent me a spare chicken suit.

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 5:32 AM EDT

Oh and my tux is a HIS btw, I was a BoyNamedSue ;)

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] June 2 2006 5:36 AM EDT

Did you say chicken suit?

*points and laughs at JW*

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 5:37 AM EDT

It's Shade, cos he's in his birthday suit.

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] June 2 2006 5:38 AM EDT

...Oh. :sweat:

AdminG Beee June 2 2006 6:37 AM EDT

Friday tradition in my office (and many others across the globe I'm sure) is to share some humour via email. I liked this one today. Prolly a bit of a captured audience, but well, I'm sure you'll get the picture. Oh, and for the geeks, yes I know the scale is out but I couldn't be bothered fixing it on the copy I received - just appreciate the humour. --

AdminShade June 2 2006 6:39 AM EDT

hehehehehe, that's a good one G_Beee

QBJohnnywas June 2 2006 6:47 AM EDT

Glasgow on a freezing winter's night - everyone turning blue from the cold yet wearing hardly any clothes. It's like a smurf convention....

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] June 2 2006 7:21 AM EDT

Chilly under those kilts? ;)

Mrs Beee June 2 2006 8:32 AM EDT

Mrs Beee laughs out loud. It is so true! But do we have to support England?

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] June 2 2006 8:57 AM EDT

Who else are you going to support after Scotland;

A) Fails to qualif
B) Get's knocked out in the group stages. ;)

AdminG Beee June 2 2006 3:31 PM EDT

Who else am I going to support?

Why Trinidad and Tobago of course. Their star player has the full backing of the Scottish nation !

Mem June 2 2006 5:51 PM EDT

It's funny how people will just change that chainmail to suit their own needs, G_Beee:

Michigan Weather

+70ºF (21ºC) and above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

+60ºF (16ºC)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

+50ºF (10ºC)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

+40ºF (4ºC)
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

+32ºF (0ºC)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

+20ºF (-7ºC)
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

+10ºF (-12ºC)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0ºF (-18ºC)
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

-20ºF (-29ºC)
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

-40ºF (-40ºC)
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

-60ºF (-51ºC)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough

-80ºF (-62ºC)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

-100ºF (-73ºC)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297ºF (-183ºC)
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460ºF (-273ºC)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500ºF (-296ºC)
Hell! freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl

P.S. I received this December 28, 2005. You bloody Scots are nothing more than second timers. :P

P.P.S. I love Scotland and would rather have been raised there than in Michigan.

P.P.P.S. I have never been to Scotland.

P.P.P.P.S I like Michigan too.

P.P.P.P.P.S. I don't care for cold weather.

th00p June 2 2006 6:16 PM EDT

lol again G_Beee!

Now now, don't be making fun of Trinidad and Tobago. I'll have you know that I'm actually 1/4 "Trinidad and Tobago"-ian. My grandmother was born and raised there, so don't you dare make fun of them.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] June 2 2006 6:59 PM EDT

My mates dad is from Trinidad. Yesterday he was prancing down his road waving the Trinidad flag. :D

Just for his saftey, I hope we beat them! ;)
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