i want to be a mentor but there is a problem (in Off-topic)

lord sephiroth [DNAngels] June 11 2006 4:22 PM EDT

i want to be a mentor but my computer is weird so will someone help me plz i really want to mentor!!!!!!

bartjan June 11 2006 4:35 PM EDT

Are you sure you qualify to be a mentor?

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] June 11 2006 4:54 PM EDT

you multied, and you just started out, why? just why?

lord sephiroth [DNAngels] June 11 2006 5:03 PM EDT

see its people like you that dont understand

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] June 11 2006 5:17 PM EDT

you ask to be a mentor and you dont even know how to be a mentor?
that wont make a good mentor, and dont start with that i dont know what you mean, im the mentor with the most mentees so i know how hard it is to be a mentor and your surthenly not ready

Adminedyit [Superheros] June 11 2006 5:21 PM EDT

want to be a mentor huh? give me some strat advice then buddy.

Blarg June 11 2006 5:21 PM EDT

Lets review why this thread is retarded:

A. You tell us absolutely nothing to actually solve your "problem". All you provide us with is "my computer is weird". If you want people to help you have to tell them more about the situation than that.

B. You recently made a thread wanting to switch your mentor to someone nicer. If you recently got a mentor, you are not about to become a mentor.

C. You are a multi. You multi has been deleted. Just another thing making unsuitable to be a mentor.

D. Your spelling and use of punctuation say "Hi! I am an idiot!" Again, not something wanted in a mentor.

E. Your largest character is less than 5k PR, refer to B.

F. Everything you say makes me and probably several other people laugh will glee. Ha-ha-ha.

H. Despite you providing no information, I know what the problem is: You=mentee You=multi You=no knowledge about anything in CB You= idiot

Thanks for coming out. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

th00p June 11 2006 5:23 PM EDT

Mentors are people who are supposed to be there to help new players, ones who have questions about the game. Here you are tyrading about the troubles you have, possibly a multi, and you think you are a good example of what new players should look up to? Besides, you probably don't know 1/4 of the workings on CB, which is what you actually need to know. Unless, that is, you are a multi from an older account, which is another matter altogether. I also hope that you're not trying to be a mentor to "one-up" Gun, because I'm sure he could beat you at it any day of the week. My advice, you ask? Shush up and stop trying to 'prove' to use that you're good. All you've been doing is making a fool of yourself and anything else you say will just add to that.

[me]Davis June 11 2006 5:51 PM EDT

no, just no you silly little man

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 11 2006 6:33 PM EDT

bad troll, that's a very bad troll.
no samonolti snack for you.

Mrs Beee June 11 2006 7:14 PM EDT

This is a joke, right?

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] June 11 2006 7:15 PM EDT

Hot off the box!
<auctioneer> [mail:] Your bid won the auction for 436 Slayer Bolts [18x3] (+1).
<edit out the other mentee>
<ThatOneMan> [mail:] hey, i tried to volunteer to be a mentor but it keeps taking me back to the screen where u put in ur name and password. is there any other way to volunteer since that way isnt working for me
--Someone else should help him with this error, but I say wait till thursday and get some more hands on. Probably won't see an error by then since his comp has been screwie today. Might be a common problem. Wanted to bring him out since this thread is about mentors. He's a good guy so hope you support him in his efforts.

Now for your amusement, My Suckessor! (not a typo)
<lord_sephiroth> [mail:] i need help i want to be a mentor and i dont know how
<lord_sephiroth> gun
=> lord_sephiroth what now non mentee?
<lord_sephiroth> sorry im annoying
<lord_sephiroth> i can be an annoying little brat that knows nothing
=> lord_sephiroth ...are you about to get down on your knees here?
<lord_sephiroth> yes
<lord_sephiroth> i am all ready
=> lord_sephiroth that's one way to start the day
<lord_sephiroth> lol
<lord_sephiroth> i live in ohio so it is night time
=> lord_sephiroth you still have evasion and cone tsk tsk
<lord_sephiroth> what should i have instead
<lord_sephiroth> of coc and ev
=> lord_sephiroth fireball and no skill
<lord_sephiroth> ok
<lord_sephiroth> when i get more xp i will take it off
=> lord_sephiroth you get exp back
<lord_sephiroth> i dont have enough to take it off
=> lord_sephiroth ....riiiight....
<lord_sephiroth> no look i have 5655 and it takes 6178
<lord_sephiroth> friends
=> lord_sephiroth excuse me? I said fireball not decay
<lord_sephiroth> oh ok fireball it is
=> lord_sephiroth also must ask who this friend is
=> lord_sephiroth seriously it's like an obligation
<lord_sephiroth> lol sorry
=> lord_sephiroth why do I still see cone?
<lord_sephiroth> i dont have enoghf to take it off
=> lord_sephiroth this is the 6th time I've told you to drop cone and you do have enough....you get exp back after unlearning
<lord_sephiroth> oh
=> lord_sephiroth didn't you notice that with evasion? :P
<lord_sephiroth> no lol
<lord_sephiroth> im a littel slow today
<lord_sephiroth> wow
<lord_sephiroth> ok
<lord_sephiroth> what should i train im abot to get a tattoo
=> lord_sephiroth what type?
<lord_sephiroth> steel
<lord_sephiroth> for MM
<lord_sephiroth> is that ok
<lord_sephiroth> its lvl120
<lord_sephiroth> the best i could find lol
=> lord_sephiroth less lines and it's ok...you can put heavy into both DDs
<lord_sephiroth> ok cool
<lord_sephiroth> are we friends/mentee and mentor now lol
<lord_sephiroth> r we
<lord_sephiroth> read the post i put
<lord_sephiroth> on thread
=> lord_sephiroth if the illusion makes you happy ;p keep the FB in back and aim for single mages
<lord_sephiroth> what?????
=> lord_sephiroth single minion chars
<lord_sephiroth> arnt they already
=> lord_sephiroth yes your FB is in back but had to make certain that stays ;)
<lord_sephiroth> yes lol :)
<lord_sephiroth> how
=> lord_sephiroth nvm hehe
<lord_sephiroth> ok
<lord_sephiroth> when do i go to rivendell
=> lord_sephiroth when the server says so which is about a month
<lord_sephiroth> oh ok

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] June 11 2006 7:21 PM EDT

bah TOM already is a mentor

ThatOneMan June 11 2006 7:38 PM EDT

i just figured it out...i dont want to say how cause then lord might also figure it out and i would really for sorry for someone who got him as a mentor.

Flamey June 11 2006 8:32 PM EDT

you have to know what your doing to be a mentor, you are lost and do not know what you are doing.

Vaynard [Fees Dirt Cheap] June 11 2006 8:55 PM EDT

I'd be all for a "Mentoring Aptitude Test" that could be given to all prospective players that want to seriously mentor others. Heck, I'd think up the questions myself if Jon would seriously consider it. It would have to be hard enough to remove newer players, yet easy enough that any casual player could get say 80% and pass. What do you all think?

QBOddBird June 11 2006 10:45 PM EDT

I think we should totally push for that, Vaynard. For the sake of the nooblets, and for the sake of the nooblets to come....*sniffs and wipes a tear* The coming generation is the future of CB!

Syn Kitten June 12 2006 12:10 AM EDT

/me offers midol for headaches, cramps, and pains for all those involved in reading this post...

Negator June 12 2006 12:45 AM EDT

The thing is, Sephy IS part of the nooblet generation. From what I have seen, he is young, and his social skills can use a little polishing, but other than that, he has not done anything (to my knowledge) that was particularly annoying. His multi was a newbie mistake, and whenever he has chatted with me, he has been polite, if verbose. Whenever a change of behaviour in chat was suggested to him politely, he has complied.

As for his being a mentor, he clearly is not ready, but at least he has the aspiration to contribute to the community. The way he has been treated on occasion, I doubt if he will stay long enough to realise that aspiration.

AdminShade June 12 2006 12:47 AM EDT

below 100k mpr people shouldn't become a mentor in my whole honest opinion.

lord sephiroth [DNAngels] June 12 2006 10:18 AM EDT

i will wait and get better and then think about mentoring and the problem was it kept throwing me back and i allow cookies and my grammar and spelling are like a 9 year olds lol XD

AdminShade June 12 2006 11:18 AM EDT

the mentoring program will indeed kick you back because you have a too low MPR to be a mentor, simply :)

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] June 12 2006 12:32 PM EDT

let the mentoring to the big boys

Mikel June 12 2006 4:04 PM EDT

Deja-Vu....... almost....
Soooo like I'm just waiting on some guy to start in about a minimum MPR needed to be a mentor..

Mikel June 12 2006 4:07 PM EDT

Sad sad sad... I wonder if it's time based instead of MPR based, cause If I started a new NCB Account, I'd have all 1 mpr accounts.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] June 12 2006 7:33 PM EDT

"no samonolti snack for you."

I thought this was to Sut what Tulwars are to me. ;)

MaLicious [Ascendancy] June 12 2006 8:24 PM EDT

I can't help but laugh at the author and the topic of the thread.

Arcane June 21 2006 7:55 PM EDT

This thread is pointless... We're just using it to insult sephiroth. It's still funny though.

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] June 21 2006 9:37 PM EDT

Why couldn't you let this thread die in peace on the 12th!
Not like this post is helping. ;)
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