Question: What is your date of birth?
Answer: July fifteenth.
Question: What year?
Answer: Every year.
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Question: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Answer: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Question: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Answer: I forget.
Question: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Question: How old is your son - the one living with you.
Answer: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Question: How long has he lived with you?
Answer: Forty-five years.
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Question: And where was the location of the accident?
Answer: Approximately milepost 499.
Question: And where is milepost 499?
Answer: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Question: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?
Answer: We both do.
Question: Voodoo?
Answer: We do.
Question: You do?
Answer: Yes, voodoo.
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Question: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Answer: Yes, sir.
Question: What did she say?
Answer: What disco am I at?
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Question: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Question: Did he kill you?
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Question: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
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Question: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
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Question: How many times have you committed suicide?
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Question: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And what were you doing at that time?
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Question: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Question: Can you describe the individual?
Answer: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Question: Was this a male, or a female?
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Question: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Answer: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Question: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Answer: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Question: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Answer: Oral.
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Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Answer: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Question: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Answer: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Answer: No.
Question: Did you check for blood pressure?
Answer: No.
Question: Did you check for breathing?
Answer: No.
Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Answer: No.
Question: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Answer: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Question: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Answer: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
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Question: You were not shot in the fracas?
Answer: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
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Question: Did you ever sleep with him in New York?
Answer: I refuse to answer that question.
Question: Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?
Answer: I refuse to answer that question.
Question: Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?
Answer: No.
