The ultimate answer!

The ultimate question...now that's another story.

I'd like a question for the answer, best one wins.

to get things started, and to give you a gauge of what I'm looking for...

my version of the ultimate question is "How many times do I have to ask a girl out before she'll give up and say yes?"

100k prize.


P.S. I am a late bloomer into intergalatic hitchhiking, so I tend to hose things up, and often forget my towel, so suggestions for this contest are oddly welcome.

speaking of hosed...

Contest ends the cache flush after Saturday.

How many times do you have to spam bartjan's PM before he gets mad?

1,050,042

coincidentally my mpr just ended up ending with a nifty number...

What is the meaning of Life?

For those who ever saw the TV show:

What is 6 times 7?

How many times novice will complain about vb before giving up?
*grins*

just once :8^)

Actually, for those who listened to the radio show, read the book, watched the poor TV adaptation and didn't even bother with the movie:

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

How much is orange?

How many times will GL reply in his own strategy post?

How many times will you drop sell the Campers mail to the store?

What is "normal", in definition?

How old was my last g/f?

How many birthdays do you have to have before you get the JOKE!

what 2 number = my place in UC in my realm?

P.S this was done when i was in 6th place UC in my realm

How many hairs are on my ankles?

How many times can a girl say NO before a guy will give up and go away.

How many times will Todd quit CB

How many body parts do I have buried under the patio?

if you do it like Bart and Lisa Simpson, then a few million times a day for 4-5 days would do it

How many random refreshes will new players get before Bart chatbans them?

how many hairs on my head?

Describe CB in a short paragraph.

How many grammatical errors does Bast find in the average player's postings?

How many times will I eat some dubious fast food on the way home from drinking before it starts to occur to me that it is not a good idea.


(Note: not how many times before I stop eating fast food on the way home....the mind has a way of blocking out what a horrible experience it was the last time...or is that the alcohol? I'm never sure...)

Which limerick in The Book of Nonsense mentions a Turkish Lady?

How many people are wondering if Johnnywas's patio should be checked just in case!!!!!!

A train leaves Chicago, traveling southward at 50 MPH. At the same time, a Cooper Mini full of Rodeo Clowns leaves Salt Lake City, traveling eastward at 65 MPH. Also at the same time, a convoy of 6 tractor-trailer trucks packed with Potted Meat Products leaves Richmond, heading westward at an average speed of 63 MPH. Accounting for a hurricane on the east coast, a tornado in the midwest, truck weigh-station stops, and Rodeo Clown bathroom breaks, how many pennies are in the cup holder of my car?

How many?

Odd one out?

41

42

43

How many minions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many hours a week do I spend on CB when I really should be working?

94 days from now there will only be . . shopping days left until Christmas.

Battle allocation: 42

Barzoo bumps his contests...I just spam mine

How many teeth has a Frog

How do you spell phrog?

Among the millions of people connected to the Internet, we shall focus on 4 of them: Martin, Thomas, Jane and Belinda. Thomas is an exchange student who now lives in Urlsk, Russia. The person who’s currently looking at www.garden.com uses a Macintosh. Belinda is 15 years old. The person from Grepmoor, UK is exploring www.freebsd.org for the newest upgrades to his PC, which runs FreeBSD. Jane lives in Framesfort, USA. The Windows NT-user is older than the Windows 95-user. The 22-year-old searches at www.infoseek.com. The girl from Webberwocken, Netherlands is currently on chat.yahoo.com. Neither Thomas nor the 42-year old uses Windows 95. The 16-year-old lives in Grepmoor. The Mac-user has never been to Europe. How old is Jane?

The average number of "KICK ME" signs, taped on your back for the average nerd,in the average high school, in the average american city.

what is 6x7 + 42 - 42
Then take that answer and divide it my 7
Then multiply it by 7
Then divide it by 6
Then multiply it by 6
Then multiply it by the number 1 42 times.

you get

42 :)

one more post until the 42nd o.O

This is not the 42nd post of this contest!

How many geriatrics play this game, and are in the top 50?

How mean on the meter that last one was?

ahem... not a geriatric

How many times does bart laugh each year?

what is the meaning of life

How many brain cells I burn up fixing the spelling mistakes for each entry on these sort of things.

The number of dust bunnies hiding under my bed right now.

The number of Buddists trying to avoid being thumped by a bible.

How many of the questions here were asked hoping for a serious answer?

How many times is Slashundhack going to enter in this contest?

I think its how many times minus thirty-two

Oops its how many mistakes I've made in these things.

What is the dumbest possible answer to a question?

can it be 42?

How many years have I added to my life by retraining and taking a break?

how many times must my wife change outfits befor we can go out to the movies?

how many times should you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy befor you can really understand the book 42%?

If there were 42 copies of the Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy movie, how many of them should be burnt?

How many questions do I have to wirte to win this contest?

Whats a bump gotta do?

How many expressions of gratitude do we owe Nov & Th00p for being "shut up and solve the problem" guys? :)

41 for novice and 1 for me.

What is the sequel to the hit song, "Shfifty-five"?

I think it's OVER!!!

answer in the morning, cause it's LATE.

Bane(GW), August 8 2006 1:37 PM EDT
How many geriatrics play this game, and are in the top 50?

WINNAH!

Darn Whippersnappers, making fun of us older folks...

/me throws a cane at G

me picks up my wheelchair and whacks Bane into the middle of next week...

pesky kids!

She will say NO until u ask her to have sex!! !

Then an instant YES!!!