Do you wear any pants? (in Contests)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 26 2006 4:20 PM EDT

And like wearing pants?
And do you have no problems with wearing pants?
And don't feel guilty about wearing pants?

a cool looking katana! [74x10] (+9) And some upping cash 25k

QBOddBird October 26 2006 4:28 PM EDT


'Sometimes I like to wear stretchy pants. Just for fun.'

th00p October 26 2006 4:37 PM EDT

a) Never.
b) I love them, but they don't love me back
c) I have problems, the pants gave *bad experiences*
d) I feel guilty wearing pants, it makes me feel so sheltered. It's better to lead a more interesting, exciting life anyways.

ChingChang October 26 2006 4:57 PM EDT

Being a larger man (well over 500 pounds)(well not sure since i don't get on a scale but i assume) i find it very hard too find a pair of pants too begin with, and when i do wear sweat pants in public, i find i sweat so bad that i can hardly function at all.Basically i sit her in the nude and work off my computer. This isn't a joke im being serious.:) Funny you asked thou.

AdminG Beee October 26 2006 5:01 PM EDT

I never wear pants with my kilt.

Anyway, you foreigners talk funny - I don't get this contest :p

Good grief!! Kilt failed the spell checker. It's a conspiracy!! Conspiracy

AdminShade October 26 2006 5:28 PM EDT

spongebob squarepants?

rawellivan October 26 2006 6:14 PM EDT

Well it our society itself pants are a must cause it would go against the norms and such..but i have no problems with not wearing pants. In fact i enjoy not wearing them very much so...amd also recommend it.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] October 27 2006 1:24 AM EDT

Ah pants, better than what came before.Kilts too drafty ,scratchy itchy poo.Togas too collegey.Those diaper things OOh might get you killed here.All in all you can't do better than pants!.)

Juzza October 27 2006 1:35 AM EDT

hey Henk i am not wearing any pants at the moment. Does that answer your question or give u nightmares. Hopefully both

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 27 2006 6:03 AM EDT

Tell me a short story why you love wearing pants. And use the questions i asked in the story :)

AdminG Beee October 27 2006 6:12 AM EDT

Define "Pants".

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] October 27 2006 6:18 AM EDT

Beee really needs you to define "pants". It's more confounding than you'd think. (And, no, I don't wear any pants. I wear my own.)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 27 2006 6:20 AM EDT

Well im not talking about underpants just the plane ones.

QBJohnnywas October 27 2006 6:21 AM EDT

The plane ones? Are we wearing 747s today?

QBJohnnywas October 27 2006 6:23 AM EDT


1. trousers (def. 1).
2. underwear, esp. for women and children; panties.
3. British. men's underwear, esp. long drawers

Juzza October 27 2006 6:25 AM EDT

I do wear pants and i love my work pants. The pockets are so big and i can fit so many tools i need to do work. Sometimes it gets hot wearing my pants. No one knows but there are special holes in my pockets, don't ask me what they are for but when i get itchy legs the itchy kind that looks embarassing if you scratch it, i can reach my whole arm in there and go for it. How can u feel guilty about wearing a flash pear of pants. Everyone wears pants and every person has a differnet way to express their pant wearing abilities. My pant wearing abilites for my work pants are an 9 out of 10 it doesnt get the full 10 as now and then the zipper works its way down so now and then i have to pull it back up. One day i will forfill my copnquest to find the perfect 10 out of 10 pants that i can enjoy to the full extant of its potential.

AdminShade October 27 2006 6:58 AM EDT

Johnny he means plain ones ;)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 28 2006 7:33 AM EDT

no one else?
Ill let this go for another 24 hours after that someone is going to win it.

QBOddBird October 28 2006 11:43 AM EDT

As a man who makes his living professionally 'booty-dancing' his way through life, I believe skin-tight stretchy pants are God's gift to.....all my clients. Yes, I know what you're thinking - wouldn't he do better without pants? - but the appeal is in the image, not in the revelation! Often, just to be a bit more salacious, I cut holes in the area where the back pockets should be and paint little designs on the showing flesh, giving a visual aspect to the 'booty-dance'. However, the pants are still there, and still doing their job.

Additionally, pants do a fantastic job for those super-hairy (wo)men, allowing them to cover the gluteous beards/gotees/mustaches that they have cultivated. After all, no sense in revealing such a work of art off the bat, eh?

Pants are amazing. I love my pants. You should love yours.

Hyrule Castle October 28 2006 12:59 PM EDT

what is your guys obsession with pants...

Relic October 28 2006 4:24 PM EDT

Do you wear any pants?

And like wearing pants?
Yes and No, depends on the pants.

And do you have no problems with wearing pants?

And don't feel guilty about wearing pants?
Yes, unless I am going commando in them.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] October 28 2006 11:55 PM EDT

Hyrule Castle, You got something against Pants .You some kind of anti-Pants freek?We're going to have to keep an eye on you!!

Hyrule Castle October 29 2006 2:23 AM EST

actually i am an anti pants freak... i live in minnesota... and last year i wore pants 1x, for a school pajama day....

so i wore pajama pants 1 time last year... other than that it was shorts all the way.

And it was cold in the winter... so yea, i dont like pants...

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] October 29 2006 2:39 AM EST

Shorts are pants, definitionally, as they have "leg holes". They are merely "short pants". You are not antipants, you are simply a pant-variant lover. This is perfectly socially acceptable, if a little odd for your geography. It would only be freakish if you were a big fan of wearing capris. ;)

Hyrule Castle October 29 2006 2:44 AM EST

capris are for women, last time i checked i wasn't a women, hold on lemme... yea still a man. As for the shorts, i will have to not wear them then if they are a sort of pants... so now im pantless...

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] October 29 2006 3:19 AM EST

All shorts are pants, not all pants are shorts. ;)

Hyrule Castle October 29 2006 5:32 AM EST

touchet (too-shay)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 29 2006 7:55 AM EST

And its over!!!!
Let me check the results
And ill post the winner soon!

Brakke Bres [Ow man] October 29 2006 7:58 AM EST

We have a winnner
I liked the BBQ!!!!!
I love pants!!!!!
You should too!!!!!!!!!

Henk Bres [t] (Helmüt The Dwarf) BBQ [t] (Double-D UC) A Katana ($128182) -- Pants!!!! 7:57 AM EST
Henk Bres [t] (Henk) BBQ [t] (Double-D UC) $25000 -- Pants!!!!

QBOddBird October 29 2006 11:44 PM EST

Thanks =)

Juzza October 30 2006 12:34 AM EST

i'll win something one day

Hyrule Castle October 30 2006 9:09 AM EST

this was a contest?

i still dont like pants

rawellivan October 30 2006 9:30 AM EST

i am a loser i still am trying to figure out why i try to win

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] October 30 2006 11:35 AM EST

I like Bast's pants. ;)

QBJohnnywas October 30 2006 11:40 AM EST

Sorry you like to baste pants? In chicken grease? Nasty...
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