Name the UC NPM! (in Contests)

QBBarzooMonkey January 29 2007 10:16 AM EST

Okay, so with the sudden change in my employment limiting my CB time, I've started losing interest a little - it's not you guys, it's just that I'm simply a little down :(

So I've been thinking, "how can I shake up my play just a little, and re-spark my enthusiasm?" I can't devote the time and effort for an effective NCB, nor can I contribute to a successful clan, for a while, and the last free retrain resulted in a set-up that I'm kind of happy with right now, so I don't want to change strats.

So, I decided to retire the Dogs and change the team names! The only problem is, every name I thought of for the UC minion didn't work for me the way the others did. That's where you guys come in!

Think me up a name for the UC Ninja Pirate Monkey! The name I choose wins you 500k! Entries will be accepted until noon server time, Sunday February 4th.

Man, now I'll have to start renaming all the gear, too...


IndependenZ January 29 2007 10:25 AM EST

Cap'n Marilyn Swiftknife

Pirate Bryant the Parrotless

Gorgeous Sully Slasher

Pirate Booker the Well-Tanned

Many thanks to the Pirate Name Generator!

IndependenZ January 29 2007 10:27 AM EST

Oh, and for the entire team:

Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Sam

QBJohnnywas January 29 2007 10:28 AM EST

Clint Eastwood.

Oh wait, that's the MAN with no name...

ok monkeys, apes, Clint,


no? Ok, how about:

Drunken Monkey

(my cousin who took to a life of piracy...)

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] January 29 2007 10:51 AM EST

what shall we do with the drunken sailors
does it has to be about the sea?

Drama [Just for fun] January 29 2007 10:53 AM EST

This is what the pirate name generator gave me for my real name.

"Pirate Stu the Rum-Swiller"

I find it pretty cool, I'm like "Disco Stu" but disguise in a pirate.

TheHatchetman January 29 2007 10:56 AM EST

Yeah, what sort of pirate is it of which you speak? Plunderer of the seven seas? Music downloader? What?

TBH never enough gabber January 29 2007 11:02 AM EST

now we all know monkey like to throw their poo so why not:

Bobo flinger of excretions

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 29 2007 11:26 AM EST

Monkey Knife Fight Club

One eyed pirate monkeys

Rhesus the Ninja Pirate

Drunken Ninja Pirate Monkey

(there is an Archery forum in the UK what came up with this guy...)

Polly and the crackers

Monkey Ninja Pirates Gone Wild

M.N.P. M.D.


Cap'n Mojo n friends (PRAY FOR MOJO)

Cork leg the ninja monkey pirate

a million typewriters

Samuel L. Jackson

Vicious Cat January 29 2007 4:18 PM EST

Roger the Cabin Boy?

I'll get me coat

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] January 29 2007 5:39 PM EST

Cpt chum bucket ....mad mike the jewel less....squint west stone....kissy face.....choke the key monk .....wrapped loosely......Sneak the stabber of backs......trap leaver of banana peels.....Cheeky of the open hand......Knuckles.....Whispers of one hand clapping......bash of the bloody hands......Blunt force trauma.....chunky loosely attached .....Iron palm...Naked aggression.

Unappreciated Misnomer January 29 2007 5:52 PM EST

chuck norris
Cap'n Thomas KeelHaul
Smilin' Daryl Teach
Saggin' Jowls Bernard
Fineglin' Wally Teach
Pirate Tobias the Bald
Cap'n Bailey Birdbrain
Cowerin' Garrick Drake
"Chocolate" Iggy Hackev Armless Burt Sparrow
Rough-Sailin' Joe
Puffy Shirt Benjamin

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 29 2007 6:34 PM EST

4 Scurvy Ridden Monkeys

See Speak Hear EVIL

The Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey is also popular these days...

Fists of the Four Monkey Buccaneers

The Black Monkey Paw

Cute little fists of death

Enter the monkeys

Monkey of the furious paws

Sinbad the monkey ninja

Admiral Long Tail

Monkey with Yakuza tats and bloody knuckles

Monkey Knife Fight Olympic Team

PETA Hates Me

Pirates with prehensile tails and Katana

vicious mean-spirited monkeys

QBJohnnywas January 29 2007 6:48 PM EST

Who Needs Opposable Thumbs?

Barbarossa The Barbary Macaque

Or simply...why not the other name for a UC minion? MONK

"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! "

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] January 29 2007 10:46 PM EST

Billy bob....Mommy my cutlass broke.....Pie slinger ....Uncle Jeb .......Slap nasty.....Bladder wort .....Sword master light....U.N.P.M....Unpnwable ....Thunder of the lone banana peel....Sushi eating monk....Gentle pirate love.....Beans the lonely pirate.....Powder monkey, ninja of hurt feelings....Enter the mUnC.....Furry monk Hijynx .....Ninja battle monkey.....Breath of Death ......Winds promise ...Pummel Monkey....Harry McKnuckes .

AvoidCXT January 30 2007 11:45 AM EST

Cap'n Coco of the shadows

But, you already have a cap'n, so I thought maybe "First mate Coco of the shadows," but that doesn't fit in the space allowed for minion names, so I though "Deckhand Coco of the shadows," but that's just a little too big, so my lets-not-have-a-ship-with-two-captains suggestion is..

Deckhand Coco the shadow

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] January 30 2007 11:58 AM EST

Tastes like chicken.....Orc light ....The original drunken monkey.....Knucks Mcknuckles .....Thats not a parrot captain its got hair....Lefty monks hand .....Battered chicken bits ( I swear its chicken!)......Scabby Lecher ....Monkey pox....Pox of doom.....I was named after the citrus....Iron banded fist....Steel bound fist....Brass bound fist....Gliding fist....Gliding hand....gilded sorrows....Binge shore leave.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 30 2007 12:05 PM EST

(stolen inspiration RULES!)

Dr. Zaius NPM

Planet of the NPM

From my cold dead paw

Soilent NPM



Ninja Pirate Monkey Inc.

QBJohnnywas January 30 2007 2:54 PM EST

Banana Lee
Jackie Chimp
oh wait...

Chimp Norris

QBJohnnywas January 30 2007 2:55 PM EST

Oh this is really bad

Steven Sea-Gorilla

QBJohnnywas January 30 2007 3:02 PM EST

Kinky Kong
Bulletproof Monkey

QBJohnnywas January 30 2007 3:05 PM EST

The Ape Crusader

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 30 2007 7:09 PM EST

Bilge Swillin' Monkey Boy

Shadow Beard, Lord of the Sea

Cap'n Mako


AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 30 2007 7:12 PM EST

Or my Pirate Name (from the generator)

Moanin' Nigel Smithe

gfrog07 [Forge Frog Services] January 30 2007 7:37 PM EST

bananas on a dark boat
banana boat
banana leg ninja
banana strap bill
the cool guy

Purple Cobra January 30 2007 8:54 PM EST

Heres what I can think of at the moment:
Booboo the Super Baboon
Ninja Pirate Monkies of the Caribbean
Spank, the Monkey
Mojo and his Barrel of Monkies
Mookie, King of Iron Fist
Mr. Miyagi the Karate Ape
Gaboo the Ninja of Valor
Nook Nook the Monk
Shelly, the Howler Monkey of Fear

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] January 31 2007 2:18 AM EST

Ha ha Kinky Kong good one .How about Captain Kinky McBuzz .....Kinky monkey butter....Kinky McNinja ....Kink nasty .....Path of the Kinky monkey.....The sound of one hand slapping.....Kink butter....Strange kink....Band of the Kinky hand.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 31 2007 4:05 AM EST

Rhesus Black Fist

Poison Paw the Pirate

Ed the ninja monkey pirate

Monkey in fishnet shirt

Quint hit the pirate (he hits em with his tail too!)

a flying monkey

a biting monkey

a rabid monkey

Fur Fist the Pirate

a punchy monkey

QBOddBird January 31 2007 7:11 AM EST

Crouching Tail, Hidden Banana
Mr. MacFuzzums
Swingy McGee
Me like-a da banana
OddMonkey (you know, there's gotta be a tribute to ME in there xD)
Senor Swingster
Ninja Burger Deliverymonkey
Lord Montgomery Fiske
Hou Quan Man
Kau Sze

QBJohnnywas January 31 2007 7:31 AM EST

Captain Popsicle Monkey
Bast Queen Of The Seven Seas
Gorilla Beee
Monkey Of Death
Captain Maelstrom
Jim Lad
Banana Beard And The Scurvy Dogs (actually that sounds like a band performing punk versions of old sea shantys...while dressed in monkey suits. That's a band I may have to form myself...)

AvoidCXT January 31 2007 10:16 AM EST

Wait, I think it's actually supposed to be spelled "Koko", so that should have been-

Cap'n Koko of the shadows
Deckhand Koko the shadow

Salty Furry Fists of Fury

QBJohnnywas January 31 2007 10:17 AM EST

Salty Sue The Swinging Seadog

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 31 2007 11:41 AM EST

"Crouching Tail, Hidden Banana" Winnah! :D

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] January 31 2007 10:17 PM EST

eekundook.......murder monk.....punch drunk monk.....Yodas daddy (who da momma).....monk mash up.....randy coture....Monkey all star.

Unappreciated Misnomer January 31 2007 11:07 PM EST

barbequed bananas

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 1 2007 9:11 AM EST

FFIX rip-off but I'm going to offer:

Zidane Tribal

The tail, the theiving/plundering, the sword, it's all there :).

QBJohnnywas February 1 2007 9:17 AM EST

Rocky Bal-banana

Conan The Banana-barian

King Louie

TheHatchetman February 1 2007 2:04 PM EST

Superslick the Greasemonkey!

hehehe, got that idea looking at the bottom right of my screen :P

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 1 2007 2:07 PM EST

if that's how you want to play it now Hatchet I can look at mine and find.

Monkey Super Ninja Messenger


Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 1 2007 2:08 PM EST


Monkey the Super Ninja Messenger.

QBBarzooMonkey February 2 2007 10:04 AM EST

I had some time to review all of the names, and here are my favorites so far:

"Knuckles" - Slashundhack
"Yargh" - QBGentlemanLoser
"OddMonkey" - QBOddBird
"Gorilla Beee" - Johnnywas
"King Louie" - Johnnywas

and my own derivation of one of novice's (he would win if I decide to use it)
"Quinthit The Large"

Also, I've awarded a special extra prize to novice for reminding me (via CM) of Mr. Lewis, a name I in turn used on another minion!

QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) novice (Conundrum) $100000 -- For Mr. Lewis! :) 9:56 AM EST

"I'm letting the monkeys loose!"

Keep 'em coming, ya'll!


QBOddBird February 2 2007 10:07 AM EST

Wow! Who'da thunk OddMonkey would be a favorite? Yay! ^_^

I'll start brainstorming again promptly! ~_^

Fun contest again, as usual, Barzoo! ^_^

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] February 2 2007 12:19 PM EST

IRS.....Crunch......Ookier that the rest....Snot Me......Handy Ina....Frying Pan......cheetah me softly in his hands.....Tarzan lousy kisser..... Snot Lee.....Rent Lee.....Rend in ......Renderer....Rent badly.

QBOddBird February 2 2007 12:36 PM EST

Doc Apesicle


Slicey McNannaknife
Cap'n Ape Sparrow
Mr. Aperson
Monkey Chan
Vyne Swingre
Scrappin' Ape
The Tail
Banana Wielder

Ancestor of the Barzoo

Hidden Monkey Hero
Cannonball Apester
Doodie Launcher
'Nana Ninja
Helm's Primate Cousin (Helm's Gauntlets)
Wombat Gi
Gi Whiz
Gi Wiz

Me Likey Monkey

Purple Cobra February 2 2007 6:33 PM EST

Jibba Joo Sergeant Geeewall Sudds McGroople Donkey Kong Fu Colonel Doodles Spiky Phizzle-Phoozle Bubba the Brawler

QBOddBird February 2 2007 6:50 PM EST

Red-bottomed Roy (after those funky baboons)

I have no other suggestions, a red booty minion is all I got


Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] February 3 2007 11:23 PM EST

Uncle monkey.....Jungle rot....Jungle rod.....Jungle Jim.....billy bang....UC uc ......Muttering Monk......Monkey Palmistry .....Dent n rent.....Nutter butter.....Nerfistry......Bam Van Dam .

TheHatchetman February 4 2007 3:21 AM EST

Hong Kong Monkey! :D

Tylan February 4 2007 3:50 AM EST

one word----

QBOddBird February 4 2007 8:34 AM EST

Ninja Monk - Eeee!

QBJohnnywas February 4 2007 9:55 AM EST

The Wizard Of Odd
The Fonz
Ruby Slip Up
Forbidden Plant Pot
Ronald Reagan
The Rolling Bananas
Keith Moon Face

QBJohnnywas February 4 2007 9:55 AM EST

lol, the word 'Fonz' is in the spellcheck ;)

forktoad February 4 2007 11:44 AM EST

Monk-ey Bone

MissingNo February 4 2007 12:03 PM EST

Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong. Cranky Kong. Funky Kong. King K Rool. Banana Slamma. Jungle Rumble. Congo Bongo.

QBBarzooMonkey February 4 2007 6:05 PM EST

I've picked my winner!

(Ninja Pirate Monkeys) The Wizard Of Was (Diabolik) $500000 -- King Louie!!! 6:03 PM EST

A classic. Absolute classic. :D

Thanks to everyone!!!

Man, now I'll have to start renaming all the gear, too...


QBOddBird February 4 2007 6:08 PM EST

Fun contest! Congrats, Mr. Wizard of Was! xD

MissingNo February 4 2007 7:33 PM EST

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a pun off of King Louis?

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] February 4 2007 9:22 PM EST

Argg I'll get you and your little dog too, Me pretty

QBOddBird February 4 2007 10:16 PM EST

Impulse, you know this. King Louie, the king of the monkeys on The Jungle Book!

MissingNo February 4 2007 11:42 PM EST

I never saw the Jungle Book. :[ And I was so sure I'd win with "Congo Bongo".

QBJohnnywas February 5 2007 2:37 AM EST

Wow!!! That's excellent! Thanks BM for a fantastic contest. Lots of fun out of this one!

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] February 5 2007 2:46 AM EST

best name ever, I knew I was beat as soon as I saw it

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] February 5 2007 1:12 PM EST

So what? Snot me wasn't a good name?Though I liked UC UC better of course I always hated jungle book.Musicals gag me!
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