Name the UC NPM! (in Contests)

Okay, so with the sudden change in my employment limiting my CB time, I've started losing interest a little - it's not you guys, it's just that I'm simply a little down :(

So I've been thinking, "how can I shake up my play just a little, and re-spark my enthusiasm?" I can't devote the time and effort for an effective NCB, nor can I contribute to a successful clan, for a while, and the last free retrain resulted in a set-up that I'm kind of happy with right now, so I don't want to change strats.

So, I decided to retire the Dogs and change the team names! The only problem is, every name I thought of for the UC minion didn't work for me the way the others did. That's where you guys come in!

Think me up a name for the UC Ninja Pirate Monkey! The name I choose wins you 500k! Entries will be accepted until noon server time, Sunday February 4th.

Man, now I'll have to start renaming all the gear, too...

;)

Cap'n Marilyn Swiftknife

Pirate Bryant the Parrotless

Gorgeous Sully Slasher

Pirate Booker the Well-Tanned


Many thanks to the Pirate Name Generator!

Oh, and for the entire team:

Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Sam

Clint Eastwood.



Oh wait, that's the MAN with no name...


ok monkeys, apes, Clint,



Clyde!

no? Ok, how about:

Drunken Monkey

(my cousin who took to a life of piracy...)

what shall we do with the drunken sailors
does it has to be about the sea?

This is what the pirate name generator gave me for my real name.


"Pirate Stu the Rum-Swiller"


I find it pretty cool, I'm like "Disco Stu" but disguise in a pirate.

Yeah, what sort of pirate is it of which you speak? Plunderer of the seven seas? Music downloader? What?

now we all know monkey like to throw their poo so why not:

Bobo flinger of excretions

Monkey Knife Fight Club

One eyed pirate monkeys

Rhesus the Ninja Pirate

Drunken Ninja Pirate Monkey

(there is an Archery forum in the UK what came up with this guy...)

Polly and the crackers

Monkey Ninja Pirates Gone Wild

M.N.P. M.D.

T.M.N.M.P.

Cap'n Mojo n friends (PRAY FOR MOJO)

Cork leg the ninja monkey pirate

a million typewriters

Samuel L. Jackson

Roger the Cabin Boy?

I'll get me coat

Cpt chum bucket ....mad mike the jewel less....squint west stone....kissy face.....choke the key monk .....wrapped loosely......Sneak the stabber of backs......trap leaver of banana peels.....Cheeky of the open hand......Knuckles.....Whispers of one hand clapping......bash of the bloody hands......Blunt force trauma.....chunky monkey.....parts loosely attached .....Iron palm...Naked aggression.

chuck norris
Cap'n Thomas KeelHaul
Smilin' Daryl Teach
Saggin' Jowls Bernard
Fineglin' Wally Teach
Pirate Tobias the Bald
Cap'n Bailey Birdbrain
Cowerin' Garrick Drake
"Chocolate" Iggy Hackev Armless Burt Sparrow
Rough-Sailin' Joe
Puffy Shirt Benjamin

4 Scurvy Ridden Monkeys

See Speak Hear EVIL

The Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey is also popular these days...

Fists of the Four Monkey Buccaneers

The Black Monkey Paw

Cute little fists of death

Enter the monkeys

Monkey of the furious paws

Sinbad the monkey ninja

Admiral Long Tail

Monkey with Yakuza tats and bloody knuckles

Monkey Knife Fight Olympic Team

PETA Hates Me

Pirates with prehensile tails and Katana

vicious mean-spirited monkeys

Who Needs Opposable Thumbs?

Barbarossa The Barbary Macaque

Or simply...why not the other name for a UC minion? MONK

"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! "

Billy bob....Mommy my cutlass broke.....Pie slinger ....Uncle Jeb .......Slap nasty.....Bladder wort .....Sword master light....U.N.P.M....Unpnwable ....Thunder of the lone banana peel....Sushi eating monk....Gentle pirate love.....Beans the lonely pirate.....Powder monkey, ninja of hurt feelings....Enter the mUnC.....Furry monk Hijynx .....Ninja battle monkey.....Breath of Death ......Winds promise ...Pummel Monkey....Harry McKnuckes .

Cap'n Coco of the shadows

But, you already have a cap'n, so I thought maybe "First mate Coco of the shadows," but that doesn't fit in the space allowed for minion names, so I though "Deckhand Coco of the shadows," but that's just a little too big, so my lets-not-have-a-ship-with-two-captains suggestion is..

Deckhand Coco the shadow

Tastes like chicken.....Orc light ....The original drunken monkey.....Knucks Mcknuckles .....Thats not a parrot captain its got hair....Lefty monks hand .....Battered chicken bits ( I swear its chicken!)......Scabby Lecher ....Monkey pox....Pox of doom.....I was named after the citrus....Iron banded fist....Steel bound fist....Brass bound fist....Gliding fist....Gliding hand....gilded sorrows....Binge shore leave.

(stolen inspiration RULES!)

Dr. Zaius NPM

Planet of the NPM

From my cold dead paw

Soilent NPM

NPM4life

The NPM

Ninja Pirate Monkey Inc.

Banana Lee
Jackie Chimp
oh wait...

Chimp Norris

Oh this is really bad

Steven Sea-Gorilla

Kinky Kong
Bulletproof Monkey

Supermonkey
The Ape Crusader

Bilge Swillin' Monkey Boy

Shadow Beard, Lord of the Sea

Cap'n Mako

Yargh

Or my Pirate Name (from the generator)

Moanin' Nigel Smithe

bananas on a dark boat
banana boat
banana leg ninja
banana strap bill
the cool guy

Heres what I can think of at the moment:
Booboo the Super Baboon
Ninja Pirate Monkies of the Caribbean
Spank, the Monkey
Mojo and his Barrel of Monkies
Mookie, King of Iron Fist
Mr. Miyagi the Karate Ape
Gaboo the Ninja of Valor
Nook Nook the Monk
Shelly, the Howler Monkey of Fear

Ha ha Kinky Kong good one .How about Captain Kinky McBuzz .....Kinky monkey butter....Kinky McNinja ....Kink nasty .....Path of the Kinky monkey.....The sound of one hand slapping.....Kink butter....Strange kink....Band of the Kinky hand.

Rhesus Black Fist

Poison Paw the Pirate

Ed the ninja monkey pirate

Monkey in fishnet shirt

Quint hit the pirate (he hits em with his tail too!)

a flying monkey

a biting monkey

a rabid monkey

Fur Fist the Pirate

a punchy monkey

Crouching Tail, Hidden Banana
Mr. MacFuzzums
Swingy McGee
Me like-a da banana
OddMonkey (you know, there's gotta be a tribute to ME in there xD)
Senor Swingster
Ninja Burger Deliverymonkey
Lord Montgomery Fiske
Hou Quan Man
Kau Sze

Captain Popsicle Monkey
Gentle-Monkey-Loser
Johnny-monkey
Bast Queen Of The Seven Seas
Gorilla Beee
Monkey Of Death
Captain Maelstrom
Jim Lad
Banana Beard And The Scurvy Dogs (actually that sounds like a band performing punk versions of old sea shantys...while dressed in monkey suits. That's a band I may have to form myself...)

Wait, I think it's actually supposed to be spelled "Koko", so that should have been-

Cap'n Koko of the shadows
Deckhand Koko the shadow

Salty Furry Fists of Fury

Salty Sue The Swinging Seadog

"Crouching Tail, Hidden Banana" Winnah! :D

eekundook.......murder monk.....punch drunk monk.....Yodas daddy (who da momma).....monk mash up.....randy coture....Monkey all star.

barbequed bananas

FFIX rip-off but I'm going to offer:

Zidane Tribal

The tail, the theiving/plundering, the sword, it's all there :).

Rocky Bal-banana

Conan The Banana-barian

King Louie

Superslick the Greasemonkey!

hehehe, got that idea looking at the bottom right of my screen :P

if that's how you want to play it now Hatchet I can look at mine and find.

Monkey Super Ninja Messenger

;P

Correction

Monkey the Super Ninja Messenger.

I had some time to review all of the names, and here are my favorites so far:

"Knuckles" - Slashundhack
"Yargh" - QBGentlemanLoser
"OddMonkey" - QBOddBird
"Gorilla Beee" - Johnnywas
"King Louie" - Johnnywas

and my own derivation of one of novice's (he would win if I decide to use it)
"Quinthit The Large"

Also, I've awarded a special extra prize to novice for reminding me (via CM) of Mr. Lewis, a name I in turn used on another minion!

QBBarzooMonkey (Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 64.65.211.77 novice (Conundrum) $100000 -- For Mr. Lewis! :) 9:56 AM EST

"I'm letting the monkeys loose!"

Keep 'em coming, ya'll!

:)

Wow! Who'da thunk OddMonkey would be a favorite? Yay! ^_^

I'll start brainstorming again promptly! ~_^

Fun contest again, as usual, Barzoo! ^_^

IRS.....Crunch......Ookier that the rest....Snot Me......Handy Ina....Frying Pan......cheetah me softly in his hands.....Tarzan lousy kisser..... Snot Lee.....Rent Lee.....Rend in ......Renderer....Rent badly.

Apeywas
GentleApeLoser
Doc Apesicle

NinjutzooMonkey

Slicey McNannaknife
Cap'n Ape Sparrow
Mr. Aperson
Monkey Chan
Vyne Swingre
Bob-N-Anna
Scrappin' Ape
The Tail
Banana Wielder

Ancestor of the Barzoo

Hidden Monkey Hero
Cannonball Apester
Doodie Launcher
'Nana Ninja
Helm's Primate Cousin (Helm's Gauntlets)
Wombat Gi
Gi Whiz
Gi Wiz

Me Likey Monkey

Jibba Joo Sergeant Geeewall Sudds McGroople Donkey Kong Fu Colonel Doodles Spiky Phizzle-Phoozle Bubba the Brawler

Red-bottomed Roy (after those funky baboons)

I have no other suggestions, a red booty minion is all I got

hahaha

Uncle monkey.....Jungle rot....Jungle rod.....Jungle Jim.....billy bang....UC uc ......Muttering Monk......Monkey Palmistry .....Dent n rent.....Nutter butter.....Nerfistry......Bam Van Dam .

Hong Kong Monkey! :D

one word----
Spankers!

Ninja Monk - Eeee!

The Wizard Of Odd
The Fonz
Ruby Slip Up
Forbidden Plant Pot
Ronald Reagan
The Rolling Bananas
Keith Moon Face

lol, the word 'Fonz' is in the spellcheck ;)

Monk-ey Bone

Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong. Cranky Kong. Funky Kong. King K Rool. Banana Slamma. Jungle Rumble. Congo Bongo.

I've picked my winner!

QBBarzooMonkey
(Ninja Pirate Monkeys) 24.51.93.230 The Wizard Of Was (Diabolik) $500000 -- King Louie!!! 6:03 PM EST

A classic. Absolute classic. :D

Thanks to everyone!!!

Man, now I'll have to start renaming all the gear, too...

;)

Fun contest! Congrats, Mr. Wizard of Was! xD

I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a pun off of King Louis?

Argg I'll get you and your little dog too, Me pretty

Impulse, you know this. King Louie, the king of the monkeys on The Jungle Book!

I never saw the Jungle Book. :[ And I was so sure I'd win with "Congo Bongo".

Wow!!! That's excellent! Thanks BM for a fantastic contest. Lots of fun out of this one!


Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what bothering me
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

best name ever, I knew I was beat as soon as I saw it

So what? Snot me wasn't a good name?Though I liked UC UC better of course I always hated jungle book.Musicals gag me!