Famous last words... (in Off-topic)

Hey y'all check this out!
What does this button do?
I don't know how to thank you! You saved my li[splat]

Post yours, and lets get a list going.

The checks in the mail.

What's the worst that can happen?

Hi. I'm a multi.

Is it OK if my cousin, er, brother, er, girlfriend logs in to play CB from this same IP address?

Wow, I feel great... I think I'm gonna eat the rest of these things!

'If I wasn't supposed to do it there would be warning signs.'

'Of course this will work, in theory.'

"I Do."

(joke btw; I'm very happily married!! ;) )

"Well, if you weren't such a ... "

And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Vista, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...

Of course any answer given to - "Does my backside look big in this?" - will also result in certain death.

<in response to the famous 'Do I look fat in this?' line>


any response

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Did you reboot it?

Cut the red one. No, no wait I mean the blu...

"Trust me."

Do ya trust me? ;)

When I say go, we go, but don't let Frank catch ya. Go. =)

Yes, of course, it is completely edible.

Does this taste funny to you?

It's only one more beer.

Zoglog: broken image...

That poor little grizzly bear cub looks lost. Why don't we grab it and help it find its mother.

"I disbelieve!"

Sorry bart, was working for me checking it through.

That's because you're logged in via carnageblender.com. Others access this site via www.carnageblender.com, cb2.carnageblender.com or for example the IP. You can't see character portraits for sites you aren't logged into.
For all links to CB pages, leave off the http:// and host part; start the link with the / directly after the .com. This way, your browser will prepend the correct domain.

A now approprate reply to that would be.

"You know I'll forget it in the morning"

another for guys

"Sorry darling I have no idea why today is supposed to be special"

Well the most common one has to be "Oops".Wonder how high "Look at me " is on the list ?The first person to find a bottle of nitro-glycerin "Hum whats this taste like eww!ptt ! Blam!!

"Hey what smells like gas?"
"I don't know, light a match and find out."

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"It looks like we'll win this war [in Iraq]"

and on a less political scale:

"Look mom, no hands!"
"I thought you were a doctor!"
"Can i have a ride?"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
"Its quiet, too quiet."

Well, it can't get any worse...

"I'm drenched in petrol, wait, this lighter will get it all off."

Since I'm watching The Simpsons atm.

"De goggles, dey do notin'."

"What's this? 'Extremely High Voltage'? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp—!"

"What's that boss? Where's that report? Well, um, er...sorry what was that? This? On my screen? That's called Carnage Blender. Yes. Blender. It's a game. It's really good actually. I think you'd like it."

Dear Jon

Of course I know what I'm doing.

Do you mind if I date your best friend?

Your sister is cute!

Your mum is cute!

The classic since nobody else has mentioned it

What Bus?

It's perfectly safe. Okay now, watch daddy/mommy!

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

- Major General John Sedgwick to his men, moments before a he was killed by a Confederate sharpshooter.

"Oh, so thats what KCN is. I thought it tasted a bit funny..."

"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"

--JFK (not sure if he actually said it, but f not, its funnier to believe he did...)

Just finished writing up my will, and I'm leaving everything to my 21 year old wife.

"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."

Dominique Bouhours

"Do you want to know why I haven't let you get past second base with me? Well I'm a pre-op transexual."

"I've just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that's the record...After thirty-nine years, this is all I've done."

-Dylan Thomas


"Don't worry ... it's not loaded."

-Terry Kath


"Who is it? Who is it?"

-Billy the Kid

G_Beee to Wifey: "I'm just gonna start an NCB, but honest I'll not play as much..."