Famous last words... (in Off-topic)
February 19 2007 4:24 PM EST
Hey y'all check this out!
What does this button do?
I don't know how to thank you! You saved my li[splat]
Post yours, and lets get a list going.
February 19 2007 4:25 PM EST
The checks in the mail.
February 19 2007 4:27 PM EST
What's the worst that can happen?
February 19 2007 4:29 PM EST
Is it OK if my cousin, er, brother, er, girlfriend logs in to play CB from this same IP address?
February 19 2007 4:30 PM EST
Wow, I feel great... I think I'm gonna eat the rest of these things!
February 19 2007 5:11 PM EST
'If I wasn't supposed to do it there would be warning signs.'
'Of course this will work, in theory.'
February 19 2007 5:15 PM EST
(joke btw; I'm very happily married!! ;) )
"Well, if you weren't such a ... "
February 19 2007 5:21 PM EST
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Vista, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
February 19 2007 5:23 PM EST
Of course any answer given to - "Does my backside look big in this?" - will also result in certain death.
February 19 2007 5:24 PM EST
<in response to the famous 'Do I look fat in this?' line>
February 19 2007 5:33 PM EST
Did you reboot it?
February 19 2007 5:38 PM EST
Cut the red one. No, no wait I mean the blu...
February 19 2007 5:51 PM EST
Do ya trust me? ;)
February 19 2007 5:56 PM EST
When I say go, we go, but don't let Frank catch ya. Go. =)
February 19 2007 6:00 PM EST
Yes, of course, it is completely edible.
February 19 2007 6:10 PM EST
Does this taste funny to you?
February 19 2007 6:12 PM EST
It's only one more beer.
February 19 2007 6:19 PM EST
Zoglog: broken image...
That poor little grizzly bear cub looks lost. Why don't we grab it and help it find its mother.
Sorry bart, was working for me checking it through.
February 19 2007 6:47 PM EST
That's because you're logged in via carnageblender.com. Others access this site via www.carnageblender.com, cb2.carnageblender.com or for example the IP. You can't see character portraits for sites you aren't logged into.
For all links to CB pages, leave off the http:// and host part; start the link with the / directly after the .com. This way, your browser will prepend the correct domain.
A now approprate reply to that would be.
"You know I'll forget it in the morning"
another for guys
"Sorry darling I have no idea why today is supposed to be special"
Well the most common one has to be "Oops".Wonder how high "Look at me " is on the list ?The first person to find a bottle of nitro-glycerin "Hum whats this taste like eww!ptt ! Blam!!
February 19 2007 8:18 PM EST
"Hey what smells like gas?"
"I don't know, light a match and find out."
February 19 2007 11:35 PM EST
February 20 2007 12:48 AM EST
"It looks like we'll win this war [in Iraq]"
February 20 2007 12:55 AM EST
and on a less political scale:
"Look mom, no hands!"
"I thought you were a doctor!"
"Can i have a ride?"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
"Its quiet, too quiet."
February 20 2007 1:14 AM EST
Well, it can't get any worse...
Xiaz on Hiatus
February 20 2007 2:40 AM EST
"I'm drenched in petrol, wait, this lighter will get it all off."
Since I'm watching The Simpsons atm.
"De goggles, dey do notin'."
"What's this? 'Extremely High Voltage'? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp!"
February 20 2007 5:00 AM EST
"What's that boss? Where's that report? Well, um, er...sorry what was that? This? On my screen? That's called Carnage Blender. Yes. Blender. It's a game. It's really good actually. I think you'd like it."
February 20 2007 5:07 AM EST
February 20 2007 5:13 AM EST
Of course I know what I'm doing.
February 20 2007 6:12 AM EST
Do you mind if I date your best friend?
February 20 2007 6:13 AM EST
Your sister is cute!
February 20 2007 6:31 AM EST
Your mum is cute!
The classic since nobody else has mentioned it
February 20 2007 6:49 AM EST
It's perfectly safe. Okay now, watch daddy/mommy!
February 20 2007 7:50 AM EST
"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
- Major General John Sedgwick to his men, moments before a he was killed by a Confederate sharpshooter.
February 20 2007 6:47 PM EST
"Oh, so thats what KCN is. I thought it tasted a bit funny..."
February 20 2007 8:21 PM EST
"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"
--JFK (not sure if he actually said it, but f not, its funnier to believe he did...)
February 20 2007 8:31 PM EST
Just finished writing up my will, and I'm leaving everything to my 21 year old wife.
"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
"Do you want to know why I haven't let you get past second base with me? Well I'm a pre-op transexual."
"I've just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that's the record...After thirty-nine years, this is all I've done."
"Don't worry ... it's not loaded."
"Who is it? Who is it?"
-Billy the Kid
February 21 2007 5:27 AM EST
G_Beee to Wifey: "I'm just gonna start an NCB, but honest I'll not play as much..."
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