Famous last words... (in Off-topic)

TheHatchetman February 19 2007 4:24 PM EST

Hey y'all check this out!
What does this button do?
I don't know how to thank you! You saved my li[splat]

Post yours, and lets get a list going.

Adminedyit [Superheros] February 19 2007 4:25 PM EST

The checks in the mail.

TheHatchetman February 19 2007 4:27 PM EST

What's the worst that can happen?

Caedmon [Revenge of the Forgers] February 19 2007 4:27 PM EST

Hi. I'm a multi.

QBsutekh137 February 19 2007 4:29 PM EST

Is it OK if my cousin, er, brother, er, girlfriend logs in to play CB from this same IP address?

GO PATS February 19 2007 4:30 PM EST

Wow, I feel great... I think I'm gonna eat the rest of these things!

Lochnivar February 19 2007 5:11 PM EST

'If I wasn't supposed to do it there would be warning signs.'

'Of course this will work, in theory.'

QBJohnnywas February 19 2007 5:15 PM EST

"I Do."

(joke btw; I'm very happily married!! ;) )

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] February 19 2007 5:18 PM EST

"Well, if you weren't such a ... "

AdminG Beee February 19 2007 5:21 PM EST

And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Vista, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...

AdminG Beee February 19 2007 5:23 PM EST

Of course any answer given to - "Does my backside look big in this?" - will also result in certain death.

QBOddBird February 19 2007 5:24 PM EST

<in response to the famous 'Do I look fat in this?' line>

any response

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] February 19 2007 5:27 PM EST


Timberwolf February 19 2007 5:33 PM EST

Did you reboot it?

AdminG Beee February 19 2007 5:38 PM EST

Cut the red one. No, no wait I mean the blu...

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] February 19 2007 5:49 PM EST

"Trust me."

Relic February 19 2007 5:51 PM EST

Do ya trust me? ;)

Relic February 19 2007 5:56 PM EST

When I say go, we go, but don't let Frank catch ya. Go. =)

QBOddBird February 19 2007 6:00 PM EST

Yes, of course, it is completely edible.

Timberwolf February 19 2007 6:10 PM EST

Does this taste funny to you?

Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] February 19 2007 6:12 PM EST

It's only one more beer.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 19 2007 6:18 PM EST

bartjan February 19 2007 6:19 PM EST

Zoglog: broken image...

Thraklight Resonance February 19 2007 6:29 PM EST

That poor little grizzly bear cub looks lost. Why don't we grab it and help it find its mother.

Caedmon [Revenge of the Forgers] February 19 2007 6:30 PM EST

"I disbelieve!"

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 19 2007 6:40 PM EST

Sorry bart, was working for me checking it through.

bartjan February 19 2007 6:47 PM EST

That's because you're logged in via carnageblender.com. Others access this site via www.carnageblender.com, cb2.carnageblender.com or for example the IP. You can't see character portraits for sites you aren't logged into.
For all links to CB pages, leave off the http:// and host part; start the link with the / directly after the .com. This way, your browser will prepend the correct domain.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 19 2007 6:59 PM EST

A now approprate reply to that would be.

"You know I'll forget it in the morning"

another for guys

"Sorry darling I have no idea why today is supposed to be special"

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] February 19 2007 8:08 PM EST

Well the most common one has to be "Oops".Wonder how high "Look at me " is on the list ?The first person to find a bottle of nitro-glycerin "Hum whats this taste like eww!ptt ! Blam!!

Sir Woot February 19 2007 8:18 PM EST

"Hey what smells like gas?"
"I don't know, light a match and find out."

tscm February 19 2007 11:35 PM EST


ScY February 20 2007 12:48 AM EST

"It looks like we'll win this war [in Iraq]"

ScY February 20 2007 12:55 AM EST

and on a less political scale:

"Look mom, no hands!"
"I thought you were a doctor!"
"Can i have a ride?"
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
"Its quiet, too quiet."

Relic February 20 2007 1:14 AM EST

Well, it can't get any worse...

Xiaz on Hiatus February 20 2007 2:40 AM EST

"I'm drenched in petrol, wait, this lighter will get it all off."

Since I'm watching The Simpsons atm.

"De goggles, dey do notin'."

"What's this? 'Extremely High Voltage'? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp—!"

QBJohnnywas February 20 2007 5:00 AM EST

"What's that boss? Where's that report? Well, um, er...sorry what was that? This? On my screen? That's called Carnage Blender. Yes. Blender. It's a game. It's really good actually. I think you'd like it."

bartjan February 20 2007 5:07 AM EST

Dear Jon

Adminedyit [Superheros] February 20 2007 5:13 AM EST

Of course I know what I'm doing.

QBJohnnywas February 20 2007 6:12 AM EST

Do you mind if I date your best friend?

QBJohnnywas February 20 2007 6:13 AM EST

Your sister is cute!

QBJohnnywas February 20 2007 6:31 AM EST

Your mum is cute!

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 20 2007 6:48 AM EST

The classic since nobody else has mentioned it

What Bus?

TheHatchetman February 20 2007 6:49 AM EST

It's perfectly safe. Okay now, watch daddy/mommy!

Xenko February 20 2007 7:50 AM EST

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

- Major General John Sedgwick to his men, moments before a he was killed by a Confederate sharpshooter.

RedWolf February 20 2007 6:47 PM EST

"Oh, so thats what KCN is. I thought it tasted a bit funny..."

TheHatchetman February 20 2007 8:21 PM EST

"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"

--JFK (not sure if he actually said it, but f not, its funnier to believe he did...)

QBOddBird February 20 2007 8:31 PM EST

Just finished writing up my will, and I'm leaving everything to my 21 year old wife.

Thraklight Resonance February 20 2007 9:00 PM EST

"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."

Dominique Bouhours

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] February 20 2007 9:07 PM EST

"Do you want to know why I haven't let you get past second base with me? Well I'm a pre-op transexual."

Thraklight Resonance February 20 2007 9:17 PM EST

"I've just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that's the record...After thirty-nine years, this is all I've done."

-Dylan Thomas

"Don't worry ... it's not loaded."

-Terry Kath

"Who is it? Who is it?"

-Billy the Kid

AdminG Beee February 21 2007 5:27 AM EST

G_Beee to Wifey: "I'm just gonna start an NCB, but honest I'll not play as much..."
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