I hate PM and all he stands for (in Off-topic)

It's true, I do, scream it till I'm turning blue...

I happen to love the man.

He is sort of like a brother to me. A real renaissance man.

Someone with ideas well ahead of his time. A supra-genius.

Someone who I would lay my life down for.

Just an all around cool guy!

I love Barzoo! (oh wait, this is about PM)

Yeah I guess he's cool too.

This is like a Bill Murray film.

But Popsicles are good. He stands for Popsicles and little puppies dancing in the meadow with sticky faced children.Mothers swoon at his feet and fathers kick puppies . But lets not get into that.You know thats a good start to a song . Whats the rest ??

I could have sworn it was "I hate PM" a few minutes ago

Todd's legacy lives on
in every post that we endure
ripped off though now long gone
his touch is felt so clear
got a politicians honesty
and a xerox machine mind
how come when he says freakin
we never see a fine...

Whining elevated to a messianic height
does he even know himself
not if he sleeps at night
bruises to his ego
cause bursts of consumer pride
listen as he tells a tale
of his newest ride

Seekers and nerfs
the subject isn't key
we are all his serfs
they and you and me
thread after thread
time after time
logic stopping dead
when he types a line

Call out to your fellows
call out to the men
tell them all of PM
and let them hope again...

I see some admins are having fun with the title again. If lust-crazed shows up in that title, I think neither novice nor pm will be very happy.

If lust-crazed comes up in that title, I'd better be involved. *grins*

cant you guys agree to disagree?

Lets all agree to custard .

Tapioca pudding rox your sox.

sweet PM got a "hate" thread....you should be proud of him!

Aside the console
always watchful
Seeking out his role
as a CB troll

At the top is lonesome
and always loathsome
He should take a break
for his sanity's sake

I think poetry is stinky
does anyone agree?
Perhaps if there were less poetry
all this drama would flee!

No more rhyming now, I mean it!

anybody want a peanut?

I think i just threw up on myself due to horrible rhyming

I like PM tho... popsicles too, if they are the good flavors...

Anyone ever have one that has been in the freezer for a long time and then they get gooey on the outside... for some reason, those are my favorite... I have a box sitting in the freezer now, waiting for that goo to form...

"Anyone ever have one that has been in the freezer for a long time and then they get gooey on the outside..."

Uh, yeah, that's called mold.

In the freezer, Fuzzster?

Mmmmm chocolate Popsicles is the bestest !

You mean pudding pops?

Fudgsicles! We need a Fudgsicle Man!

Fudgsicle Man, Fudgsicle Man
Doing the things a fudgsicle can
What's he like, chilly chocolate
Fudgsicle Man

Fudgsicle Man hates Popsicle Man
They have a fight, Fudgsicle wins
Fudgsicle Man

;)

We call them Ice Lollies here.

Iron Man, Iron Man
Does whatever an Iron can
Burns some crap
Flattens shirts
Mess with him and you'll be covered with hurts

Iron Maaaan!

Ooh nice this thread is becoming a spam thread, let it die already.

Nope they are chocolate Popsicles. I've heard the less enlightened realms don't have them. /me weeps.

It was a spammy thread to begin with Henk...

spamsicle!

Another thread I would have closed as soon as it began.

i like my spam raw!

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Popsicle Man
They have a fight
Popsicle Wins
Popsicle Man

Wow where is this going, from rapping to talking about gooey (not moldy popsicles) to singing songs... this is getting fun... ok now lets compare popsicle man to... animals?

no more TMBG fun?

Well I like PM pretty well. At least today. Tomorrow I think I'll be neutral, and I might hate him the next, but today I like him. I'll like him again Thursday.

But NS...

Popsicle Man beats Triangle Man and Triangle Man beats Particle Man, then PM beat Particle Man (by the transitive property). If PM can destroy particles as well as triangles, I'd say we're all doomed.

But wait! I vaguely remember something about Universe Man. Hmm... now if Popsicle Man could beat Universe Man... it'd surely be all over.

Deifeln, did you bump this thread just to say you'd have closed it? o.O

For the so inclined....


Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
Whats he like? its not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When hes underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

Hes got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet its a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

They Might be Giants.

Popsicle Man on the other hand is certainly a giant. No "mights" about it.

PM has mites?

/opens bug bomb in this overgrown I love PM post.