Bruce vs. Chuck! (in Off-topic)

Bruce




Chuck



Who wins?

Are they fighting in a hall of mirrors? Advantage Bruce.

Are they fighting in some Texas brush in front of a Sunday night octogenarian TV audience? Advantage Chuck.

Are they simply sitting down for a nice cup of tea, chortling at days and adventures gone by? Draw.

Does it matter where ?

Chuck wouldn't have been able to set a finger on Bruce. Literally, he wouldn't have been able to hit him...

Of course, Bruce is dead now, but that's a minor detail.

I'd put my money on Bruce. The man was amazing. Not taking anything away from Chuck, but Bruce was unstoppable (well almost).

Well, in ranged, Bruce would fill Chuck full of throwing stars and darts and things, all the while dodging Chuck's silly bullets.

Then in the first round of melee, Bruce would get a quint hit off before Chuck even finished his first roundhouse kick.

Bruce in 4 rounds.

:)

Chuck,

Bruce is dead, thereby a mere mortal.

Chuck, however, is still alive. For all we know he made the same deal that Dick Clark made with the devil for immortality.

A deal with the Devil? Are you sure he didn't just roundhouse kick the Devil until he agreed to whatever Chuck wanted.

Steven Seagal will kick there butts!

Ummm... No.

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

woo! chuck Norris

www.thechucknorrisfacts.com

Bruce Lee was the first true Mixed Martial Artist and knew a bit about the ground game, as well as being one of the greatest strikers ever... BUT! Chuck Norris has been training this whole time and has a black belt in Jiu Jitsu now... It would be a close one...

But can Chuck Norris do the devastating 1 inch punch that Bruce Lee can do?

Bruce vs. Chuck is like Jimi Hendrix vs. [insert name of *any* guitar player ever, here]. It's just not fair comparison.

Steven Seagal? Are you kidding me? He'd tuck tail and run in fear of Bruce!

Steven Seagal was the first American ever to be allowed permission to teach a school of martial arts in Japan. He is a high degree black belt in Aikido. And he weighs about 250 lbs... never count him out!

yah that and his face will never show an emotion, that has those two running scared.

But Chuck will win it, because of his roundhouse kick

Ah Bruce Campbell can take them both out with his chin .

This was brought up years ago on CB1 where someone said they did actually fight in a tournament of sorts and Chuck won. Don't know if it's true and kind of on the fence considering the setting. Found it believable tho I don't remember the source and I've been a MMA(Almost entirely Kung-Fu of course) and Bruce fan since 7. I'll let you fools google it!

Chuck Norris will forever be known as the man who fought against Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1973). This was the film that started Norris’ film career, and made people notice him as both a screen presence and a martial artist.

Chuck wins, he was just in a new mountain dew commercial!

Bruce Leroy !

Sho' 'Nuff! :)

Bruce over Chuck

Novice could take them both.

I have found the answer.

thats what my link pointed out edy, =P

That kitten could take em both at the same time :)

your link took me to some guys blog smallpau1

Jack Bauer wins.