The Amazing Maze! (in Contests)

TheHatchetman May 10 2007 2:20 PM EDT

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun, but those rides just aren't for everyone, bought my ticket I'ma have a run in the maze (WHOOOO!)
If I don't come back or right away, give me time at least a half a day, don't just leave me lost and blown away in the maze (WHOOOO!)

I have devised a maze, and I now expect you to travel it in search of the 200k CB cash that is being held by the South Park Juggalos deep within. Be fast though, as these guys tend to waste money, they spend around 20k per day, so the treasure will shrink in value by that much every day.

Also, be warned, for this is not a safe maze where you reach a dead end and just turn around, there are dangers lurking as well.

To run the maze, just post here. Only one runner at a time, and only two runners per day. When you start, you will tell me in which direction you intend to go, I will move you until the next fork appears, and then, you will post your decision as t where to go. Good luck!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 10 2007 2:23 PM EDT


TheHatchetman May 10 2007 2:31 PM EDT

You enter the maze, and take six steps from the entrance before being faced with the decision to go straight or go left. You head left. You are now at another fork, the options are still the same. Straight, or left?

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] May 10 2007 2:38 PM EDT


TheHatchetman May 10 2007 2:42 PM EDT

You charge into the maze, on mad dash to run straight through it. You are closelined, picked up, and carried out of the maze by Grim Love. While he carries you out, he points to the sign that says:

"Only one runner at a time"

Please return when the maze is empty.

btw, novice, after you took your left, it was another 11 steps before your next fork. i forgot to add that.

QBRanger May 10 2007 3:06 PM EDT

So this is a contest for 1 person at a time?

If so, nice idea but rather boring for the other 50 or so people who frequent the forums. Waiting for you and knovice to go back and forth till he finishes.

TheHatchetman May 10 2007 3:29 PM EDT

Then I'm sure those 50 or so people would not take the effort to even read r reply to this thread. Well, 49 now, i guess. But would you mind letting me know what useful insight you felt you just *had* to add?

QBRanger May 10 2007 3:49 PM EDT

The "useful" insight is that only 1 person can participate. Perhaps it would be better fun for everyone if others can also.

As this is a contest, one would think more then 1 person could participate.

TheHatchetman May 10 2007 4:02 PM EDT

looks fine to me. No risk, possible gain, based on luck. Many people can enter, but just one at a time. You don't like it, then ignore it and keep your replies where people want them, anywhere but here.

Tach [Forge Frog Services] May 10 2007 4:12 PM EDT

go right then left then straight then left

Nerevas May 10 2007 6:47 PM EDT

I fly over the maze in my helicopter with infrared goggles on to look for the juggalos. Do I see them? =p

QBRanger May 10 2007 7:08 PM EDT


Do you not realize that the only people who can and should post in this thread are Riddle and the ONE person who can play the game?

C'mon, he made that perfectly clear in his past posts.

TheHatchetman May 10 2007 7:31 PM EDT

So this contest is a bust, due to the possibility of me being in kahoots with someone (I wasn't accused in any way, just informed of the possibilities associated), or this kind of contest being the norm where others will use this scheme for evil. Yet, "I'm guessing a number, I've PM'd it to an admin" is fine, as long as they don't admit they PM'd it to a buddy as well (I'm not accusing anyone of this, just saying that it is just as possible a system to abuse as my idea is). Anyway, a rule is a rule, and the contest is closed. Though, I must say, I'm disappointed... BTW:

BootyGod May 10 2007 7:37 PM EDT

I liked the idea. Sorry Riddle man...

QBBarzooMonkey May 10 2007 7:41 PM EDT

This didn't need to be derailed like this - it just needed a little refinement. But you-know-who can do no wrong, can he? So annoying...


AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 11 2007 1:36 AM EDT

Polly, can't you just hush for once?

AdminNightStrike May 11 2007 1:46 AM EDT

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Do I win??

AdminNightStrike May 11 2007 1:46 AM EDT

Who is polly?

TheHatchetman May 11 2007 1:49 AM EDT

I would assume Polly Pissy Pants I wondered the same original, but searched general threads for "polly" :)

Flamey May 11 2007 1:51 AM EDT


its Ranger, if you wondered.

AdminNightStrike May 11 2007 1:54 AM EDT

Ah, so it's novice being his usual unkind self?

AdminNightStrike May 11 2007 1:54 AM EDT

TH, what do I win? I beat out your maze like a champ.

TheHatchetman May 11 2007 2:04 AM EDT

novice's remark in this thread didn't seem mean at all. He simply requested that for once, someone stop trying to glorify themselves by doing what they can to make CB their own. This is not RangerBlender, and I can only hope that he someday realizes this... See, now if novice had said something like that, then the "not nice" label may have been proper, but now I'll wear it.

And for spraypainting the SPJ, you anti-win, and now owe me 200k :P

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 11 2007 2:05 AM EDT

Next time I'll make sure to wear fuzzy mittens when I ask someone to stop being the turd in the punch bowl, sorry for offending your sensibilities.

TheHatchetman May 11 2007 2:06 AM EDT

Or that...

QBOddBird May 11 2007 2:26 AM EDT

"This is not RangerBlender, and I can only hope that he someday realizes this... "

He should ask Knovice, as he already knows this one truth:

This is OddBlender.

Please, folks, let's put all the attention back where it ought to be.

...on my booty. *bootydances*

QBRanger May 11 2007 5:38 AM EDT

'Ah, so it's novice being his usual unkind self?'

Duh, novice's MO is very clear.

AdminG Beee May 11 2007 5:45 AM EDT

Good grief, is this thread for real ??

If anyone calls anyone else names then I'm telling my mummy on you all...

Thread closed.

[TH], Nice idea for a contest, with a few wee changes I'm sure it would be a good one too. Pity it didn't work out.
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