Find me a new name for 500k! (in Contests)

Ok, I'm in the market for a new name. Come up with the new name for me and win 500k.

Conditions are:

1. Keep it PG!!
2. The name must make use of the initials JW.
3. Use your imagination. Or a dictionary.
4. Contest ends in 7 days.


Have fun!


(This contest is sponsored by the th00p Foundation)

Oh and as many entries as you like....

Any particular theme?

No, no theme, just the JW in there somewhere:

For instance, Juicy Whale kind of fits the bill....;)

Ok, then my entry is.... Juicy Whale :) :)

wasJohnnyWas!

JustWrite

;)

Jehovah's Witness!

Johnny Woos ;)

JohnnyWhere

JivingWinner

1. JustWonderful
2. JovialWriter
3. JohnnyWest

Well, Those are 3 I came up with..

Jovial = Adjective for happy

StiffLittleJW
[JW]AGoodMan

Jovial Wanderer
Juggling Wombat
Jello Wobbler
Jabba Worshiper
Jaguar Watcher

QBijou Warrior

Jonathan Wept.

JiggyWiddit
JiantWürm
JabberWocky

JuncturalWazzock

Wow, I finally ge to use the word wazzock in a useful manner ;P

Jammed Weapon
Jalapeno Whimpers (I've had quite a few)
Jungle Woman (or Women)
Jupiter Warp
Joly Wrencher (Is that a word?)
Jingling Waffle (Oh yeah!)
Jaba Wabadoo! (Like Fred Flintstone)

The possibilities are infinite!

JollyWinter
JudgeWho
JugWho

Also with spaces

Jolly Winter
Judge Who
Jug Who

johnnyWfive

Johnnywhat

JustWondering
Johnnywasn't
johnnywont
johnnywill
johnnyworries

Here's one --

[JW]TivoliStar

JusticeWasJohnny

Jumbah Wumbah
Jiggy Wit It
Jig Wig
Jojoba Wad (Pronounced hoe-hoe-ba, not joe-joe-ba. :P)
Jujube Wanter
Jiffy Wizard
JayWalker
Javelin Wielder
Jabbering Wigwam
Jaded Wind

...Yeah. :P

Jumping Weasel
Johnny Winter
Jungle Woogie

Toprameneesha

whoops. i didn't read the rules....

JelloWarrior

Juju whiplash♣ , Junk wabbit , Jungle Whip, Just Woverly , Just Went , Just Was , Jumper War , Jerked Walleye , Jerked Wombat , Jester Without , Jester Wobbly , Just Whipper

QB of the JWs

Jaw Whopperℵ ,Jape&whimper ♠ ,Jam Wallpaper♠ ,Jam with Washburn ,Jar of white lighting ,Johnny Warrior†

JaWa

Joe bloW
noun: a hypothetical average man

What else can I say...

Justice Whimpers ,Johnny Wonder ,Jammie Whammy ,Jazz Warrior ,Jazz Wonder
,Junk Warehouse ,Jamming Wurlitzer ,Junta Wary ,Jamaican Waters ,Jack Whack

JohnnyWalker

Oh, I like that Lysander. Then he could have a great user pic too :)

He'd have to fix the spelling though :)

Jumping Wombat?
Jumping Wallaby?

Johnnywasn't.
Johnnywho?

Jilly Willy , Jim Wall banger , Jammin' Wallaby ,Jump Westerly

JuxtaposedWalnuts
JawKneeWuhz
JaundicedWebmaster
JackCheeseWafter
JustifiedWrongdoer
JreamWeaver
JalopyWrangler

JToTheWhatWhat

Jersey Work permit ,Juiced wire head ,Jarhead Warehouse

Johnnywasn't
Johnnyis

bumpity bump

how about Angel Of JW, people love the name Angel Of .. this days

[JW]TivoliStar

I'm stickin to it!

JabberWocky

JangoWett

bawahujacabankeyomafa

all of you just got pwned =P

weird...pwned is a word

JohnnyISapunkrkr

J.W. Bush

JermsWould

JohnnyWroughten

J.W.A.G.M.

Germ Warfare
(only Germ with a J, I couldn't figure out how to get past the spell check just now, I'm sleepy)
(don't laugh it's my first post ever!)

Junny Wiz
Jumpin Water
Jakey Wakey

Janitorial Warfare

JohnnyisWasted

Just Whiskey (please)

John Wayne
1.81 JiggaWatts
Jingle Welts

Jay Double U

One more day for this. :)

Juiced & Wobbly , Juror Who ?, Just Whisper (its Sunday)

Johnny Wingman
Just Winning
J. Won
Juicy Wanton
Jello Wars
Jukebox Weasel
Jiggy With (it)

Johnnywasnt
Johnnywasnot
JadedWalrus
JeweledWalrus
JinxedWish
JohnnyWasaWigglyWabbit
JohnnyWasarabbit
JohnnyWasaWabbit
JohnnyWasabi
JamWam
JamWorld
JollyWorld
JollyWallyWorld
JW
JorgeWBusch

Was Johnny ?, Jim Waste, Junk Wrestler ,Jangle Wetly

Jelly SandWich

jackbewoozy

johnnywoolfat

johnnywoodnymph

johnnywoodchuck

johnnywomanizer

johnnywomanhater

johnnywoman

johnnywolf

johnnywax

johnnywaxon

johnnywaxoff

johnnywit

johnnyWisd.

johnnywinter

johnnywinock

johnnywineglasshalffull

johnnywineglasshalfempty

johnnywindblown

johnnyWILD

johnnygonewild

johnnywhorled

johnnywhomp

johnnywiz

johnnywellspiced

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Those were my johnnyW names

Ponyboy_JW

HappyFeet_JW

Kailasa_JW

N00B_JW

Kabob_JW

Wow that was annoying to do in html...I could go on.... ;)

Junior Wasted
Junior Wonder
Jee Whiz
Jailor Wailer
Jailors Wall
Jilted Was Johnny
Just Washed
Johnny Was Just
J.W. [the sequel]
w.w.j.d.

Johnny Weebles (because weebles wobble but they don't fall down)

Johnny Wonderful
Johnny Wonder
Was. Johnny Was. [007]
J. Wich
Jabbercrombie and Which

J & W [root beer]

johnnywasntgoingtochangehisname (johnny wasnt going to change his name)

Johnny Bunny

Johnny Wasssssssup

JohnnyW =)

Ok, we have a winner.

QBJohnnyWrotten (Bank Of Johnny) 82.45.161.34 [com-E]novice (Violent Femmes) $500000 -- Winner! 4:44 AM EDT

Nov suggested 'JohnnyWroughten" - although StiffLittleJW also got a consideration. For what should be obvious reasons I said no in the end.

Thanks to everybody else for their entries; I got a lot of laughs out of this.

:)

"may the road rise to you"

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

SLJW!

Thanks man!