knock knock? (in Contests)

RichardRahl{Kill Gun} December 6 2007 12:09 PM EST

post your knock knock jokes here.
The one that is the most original in my opinion wins!
requirements: no vulgarity, no jokes against Richard Rahl

winner gets 100K

QBBarzooMonkey December 6 2007 1:04 PM EST

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Master of D'Hara.

Master of D'Hara, who?

Master of D'Hara who apparently wants BarzooMonkey to die an excruciating, drawn out death, wracked with pain and the vomiting of vile excretions; from arsenic poisoning.

Now that's funny! ;)

drudge December 6 2007 1:31 PM EST

*knock* *knock*

Cube December 6 2007 1:35 PM EST

Who's there?

drudge December 6 2007 3:08 PM EST

little old lady

TheHatchetman December 6 2007 4:04 PM EST

knock knock...

Who's there?


Hatch who?

Bless you. ya gonna let me in?

TheHatchetman December 6 2007 4:06 PM EST

Little old lady who?

drudge December 6 2007 4:07 PM EST

ha ha hatchetman! i didn't know you could yodel!

IndependenZ December 6 2007 4:13 PM EST

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Vampire who?

Vampire state building!

AdminShade December 6 2007 4:15 PM EST

Knock knock

Who's there?


Justin who?

Just in time!0

Nerevas December 6 2007 6:43 PM EST

Knock Knock.

Who's There?


Bob who?

Bob, man, your neighbor!

Ah, hey man, come in and get a beer!

And so they had a beer.

Iluvatar[NK] December 6 2007 6:51 PM EST

Mortal Kombat!

Thraklight Resonance [Desire Develops An Edge] December 6 2007 6:54 PM EST

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Who?
Would you like to take a ride in my Tardis?

QBOddBird December 6 2007 6:59 PM EST

She totally needs to fix her top, it's all out of balance.

drudge December 7 2007 3:14 AM EST

ok, ok...

<homie> *knock* *knock*
<drudge> who is there?
<homie> beer
<drudge> snap! come in

TheHatchetman December 7 2007 3:16 AM EST

<Hatch> *knock*knock*knock*bang*bang*

drudge December 7 2007 3:18 AM EST

<drudge> ....great....ok, just u

TheHatchetman December 7 2007 3:21 AM EST

*knock knocks on GW's door and sets a flaming paper bag on the stoop before running away

Phoenix [The Forgehood] December 7 2007 2:58 PM EST

knock knock

who's there?


canoe who?

can you just give me the 100K already?

[P]Mitt December 7 2007 7:10 PM EST

P1: Knock Knock

P2: Who's There?

P1: Interrupting Cow

P2: Interrupting Co--P1: MOOOOO!

RedWolf December 7 2007 10:29 PM EST

*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

September 11th

September 11th who?

You said you'd never forget!

muon [The Winds Of Fate] December 8 2007 5:51 PM EST

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bath, I'm dwowning in here!!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it's _freezing_ out here!

Hehe, just some old knock knocks I remember being told when I was a kid. Not at all original, but hey. Why not.
Now that I think of it, wasn't there a hilarious knock knock joke in one of the Space Quest games? Forget how it went, though.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] December 8 2007 7:37 PM EST

knock knock

who's there?


Cowp who?


(just make sure you read it as you'd say it ;)

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] December 8 2007 8:12 PM EST

knock knock

who's there?


boo who?

please don't cry! :)

RichardRahl{Kill Gun} December 9 2007 8:55 AM EST

congrats RedWolf on winning the knock knock joke contest!!!

Master of D'Hara (The Confessor) RedWolf (Neil) $100000 -- grats 8:54 AM EST
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