post your knock knock jokes here.
The one that is the most original in my opinion wins!
requirements: no vulgarity, no jokes against Richard Rahl
winner gets 100K
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Master of D'Hara.
Master of D'Hara, who?
Master of D'Hara who apparently wants BarzooMonkey to die an excruciating, drawn out death, wracked with pain and the vomiting of vile excretions; from arsenic poisoning.
Now that's funny! ;)
TheHatchetman
December 6 2007 4:04 PM EST
knock knock...
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you. ya gonna let me in?
drudge
December 6 2007 4:07 PM EST
ha ha hatchetman! i didn't know you could yodel!
IndependenZ
December 6 2007 4:13 PM EST
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
AdminShade
December 6 2007 4:15 PM EST
Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time!0
Nerevas
December 6 2007 6:43 PM EST
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bob, man, your neighbor!
Ah, hey man, come in and get a beer!
And so they had a beer.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Would you like to take a ride in my Tardis?
QBOddBird
December 6 2007 6:59 PM EST
She totally needs to fix her top, it's all out of balance.
drudge
December 7 2007 3:14 AM EST
ok, ok...
<homie> *knock* *knock*
<drudge> who is there?
<homie> beer
<drudge> snap! come in
TheHatchetman
December 7 2007 3:16 AM EST
<Hatch> *knock*knock*knock*bang*bang*
drudge
December 7 2007 3:18 AM EST
<drudge> ....great....ok, just u
TheHatchetman
December 7 2007 3:21 AM EST
*knock knocks on GW's door and sets a flaming paper bag on the stoop before running away
knock knock
who's there?
canoe
canoe who?
can you just give me the 100K already?
[P]Mitt
December 7 2007 7:10 PM EST
P1: Knock Knock
P2: Who's There?
P1: Interrupting Cow
P2: Interrupting Co--P1: MOOOOO!
RedWolf
December 7 2007 10:29 PM EST
*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
September 11th
September 11th who?
You said you'd never forget!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dwayne!
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bath, I'm dwowning in here!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Lettuce!
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it's _freezing_ out here!
Hehe, just some old knock knocks I remember being told when I was a kid. Not at all original, but hey. Why not.
Now that I think of it, wasn't there a hilarious knock knock joke in one of the Space Quest games? Forget how it went, though.
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
please don't cry! :)
congrats RedWolf on winning the knock knock joke contest!!!
Master of D'Hara (The Confessor) 207.38.251.61 RedWolf (Neil) $100000 -- grats 8:54 AM EST
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