knock knock? (in Contests)
post your knock knock jokes here.
The one that is the most original in my opinion wins!
requirements: no vulgarity, no jokes against Richard Rahl
winner gets 100K
Master of D'Hara.
Master of D'Hara, who?
Master of D'Hara who apparently wants BarzooMonkey to die an excruciating, drawn out death, wracked with pain and the vomiting of vile excretions; from arsenic poisoning.
Now that's funny! ;)
December 6 2007 1:31 PM EST
December 6 2007 1:35 PM EST
December 6 2007 3:08 PM EST
little old lady
December 6 2007 4:04 PM EST
Bless you. ya gonna let me in?
December 6 2007 4:06 PM EST
Little old lady who?
December 6 2007 4:07 PM EST
ha ha hatchetman! i didn't know you could yodel!
December 6 2007 4:13 PM EST
Vampire state building!
December 6 2007 4:15 PM EST
Just in time!0
December 6 2007 6:43 PM EST
Bob, man, your neighbor!
Ah, hey man, come in and get a beer!
And so they had a beer.
December 6 2007 6:51 PM EST
Would you like to take a ride in my Tardis?
December 6 2007 6:59 PM EST
She totally needs to fix her top, it's all out of balance.
December 7 2007 3:14 AM EST
<homie> *knock* *knock*
<drudge> who is there?
<drudge> snap! come in
December 7 2007 3:16 AM EST
December 7 2007 3:18 AM EST
<drudge> ....great....ok, just u
December 7 2007 3:21 AM EST
*knock knocks on GW's door and sets a flaming paper bag on the stoop before running away
can you just give me the 100K already?
December 7 2007 7:10 PM EST
P1: Knock Knock
P2: Who's There?
P1: Interrupting Cow
P2: Interrupting Co--P1: MOOOOO!
December 7 2007 10:29 PM EST
September 11th who?
You said you'd never forget!
Dwayne the bath, I'm dwowning in here!!
Lettuce in, it's _freezing_ out here!
Hehe, just some old knock knocks I remember being told when I was a kid. Not at all original, but hey. Why not.
Now that I think of it, wasn't there a hilarious knock knock joke in one of the Space Quest games? Forget how it went, though.
(just make sure you read it as you'd say it ;)
please don't cry! :)
congrats RedWolf on winning the knock knock joke contest!!!
Master of D'Hara (The Confessor) 220.127.116.11 RedWolf (Neil) $100000 -- grats 8:54 AM EST
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