KETCHUP?! (in Off-topic)

Ok, someone had to start it. Ketchup. Yes or no?
I stated my position in chat. Most foods on earth are only a VEHICLE for the wonderful and amazing AND healthy substance ... ketchup!

i like a little mustard on my biscuits

Ketchup can make broccoli taste good.

Not with curry. And bolognese sauce is the better version of ketchup!

And I don't fancy bananas or apples in ketchup.


Favourite foods to pour ketchup over:

A big English breakfast: eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, baked beans, black pudding, a couple of rounds of toast.
Sausage sandwich.
Bacon sandwich.
Sausage and mashed potatoes in onion gravy.
Shepherds Pie.
Cottage Pie.
Fried Egg Sandwich.
Chips! (fries to the world outside the UK, or at least some of it...)

kethcup doesnt go on anything. i like the flavor of my food.

well I've found that if you put enough ketchup on things you don't like, they taste like ketchup

Only if it is Heinz.

Mustard AND Ketchup/catsup/catchup combined is the vehicle for which foods were created.

gross

Tomato soup > Ketchup (catsup?)

I like Branstons brown sauce. Beautiful stuff. Place that in your bacon sandwich.. mmmmmm So good!

BRING ON THE BRANSTONS!!!

I lost 1800 brain cells just by seeing this title in the list of forum topics. And I'm going on 2800 brain cells lost by way of writing this post.

Ketchup is the source of all that is evil.
Ketchup is the reason for malignant climate change.
Ketchup is the reason Ranged damage and the RoBF/evasion combination are overpowered.
Ketchup caused the current mortgage rate crisis in the US.

Have I mentioned that I hate the stuff?

i live in the town where a significant portion of the ketchup is made... friends who've worked there stopped eating it all together.

"Chips! (fries to the world outside the UK, or at least some of it...) "

We hear you down under!

Sure I like ketchup. I put it on my burgers, eat it with my fries and... Uh... Well that's about it...

ketchup!
i live in the town where a significant portion of the ketchup is made... friends who've worked there stopped eating it all together. - novice

Yeah but nov, that goes for most things. I delivered ... stuff... to restaurants for a while.. NICE restaurants... and if you saw the kitchens in some of these places they couldn't pay you to eat there. But till then, the food still tastes good. When you're behind the scenes your view on things changes.
Did you know that Wendy's chili is made from all the hamburgers that didn't make it over the counter. (leftovers, not dropped)
Anyway,


KETCHUP!

The only condiments one really needs, I say.

Better yet, perfect burger?

NO Cheese.
Ketchup
Pickles
Mayo
Tomato
Relish
:)

I only put ketchup on meatloaf and hamburgers. Chicken gets BBQ sauce. Everything else I either eat plain or has a different sauce that goes with it not mentioned here...

The first image was mayo, by the way.

As for meatloaf, it makes an excellent base for a sandwich. Just add some sourdough bread, horseradish, mayo, lettuce, cheddar and a nice thick slice of meatloaf for a tasty treat.

horse radish?!??

/me throws up thinkin of the stuff