Best Contest Ever!!! (in Contests)

Ernest-Scribbler May 11 2008 2:04 AM EDT

After seeing for the umpteenth time the trailer for "Don't mess with Zoltan" i was hard pressed to think of a more annoying idea for a movie. So i have 1 mil cb$ for the worst movie idea anyone can come up with. Give it a little thought, for 1 mil i want more than "Britney is a superhero in malibu". Though that does sound pretty weak. Will close when one steals the show. Can't already be a movie!!!

QBOddBird May 11 2008 2:13 AM EDT

"Don't mess with Zoltan" looks like it'll be good. I'll probably watch it. :P

"Dragonball Z meets Street Fighter: Part 3 of the EPIC TRILOGY"

Also, Land before Time XIV, though that may be a movie.

forktoad May 11 2008 2:55 AM EDT

How about "Silent Night Scary Night- Part 6" with Michael Jackson playing the role of the Psycho in the Santa suit. He'll fit the role perfectly.

iBananco [Blue Army] May 11 2008 2:59 AM EDT

River Tam Beats Up Everyone!

three4thsforsaken May 11 2008 3:01 AM EDT

Live action Sailor Moon.

TheHatchetman May 11 2008 3:29 AM EDT

The Show: "Changemonth"

The Plot: "the players of carnage blender are all made to live in the same house - during changemonth! You thought people got riled up before, imagine when they're face to face!"

The Sad Part: TV producers have likely already found this thread by the time you are currently reading it, and have begun working on production.

The Sadder Part: You're going to watch it.

TheHatchetman May 11 2008 3:30 AM EDT

oops... saw movie, thought TV show >.<

In that case, all the boring parts could be cut out, leaving only 2 hours of action (or ActionAction...)

TheHatchetman May 11 2008 3:32 AM EDT

Sorry for the triplepost, but i had to add:

The Saddest Part: You'll see the preview for "Changemonth" while waiting to see the live action Sailor Moon ^_^

Wizard'sFirstRule May 11 2008 3:58 AM EDT

How about a bunch of nerds, geeks and social misfits meet on the internet and take over a town with cowboy, indians and mexicans?

All similarity to real life persons or objects are purely coincidence.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] May 11 2008 4:40 AM EDT

Spiderman 4


Or a new Conjunction Junction

{CB1}Lukeyman May 11 2008 12:08 PM EDT

"Ernest writes on a Scribbler"

Gotta love all the Ernest movies out there :p this one would just cut the cake

Lord Bob May 11 2008 12:55 PM EDT

Dude, Where's My Car 2: Dude, Where's My Keys?

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] May 11 2008 1:15 PM EDT

American Idol: The movie

Jaynor May 11 2008 1:57 PM EDT

Battlefield Earth 2 - The Musical

Relic May 11 2008 4:56 PM EDT

Maggots on a plane

Happy Gilmore does Dallas

Battlefield Earth II

Humility and Tolerance :)

Rocky X (The Nursing Home Throwdown)

Thomas the Tank Engine vs. Predator

j'bob May 11 2008 9:24 PM EDT

Rambo X, Rambo in Space

Ernest-Scribbler May 11 2008 11:58 PM EDT

I feel i needed more detail, so far dude wheres my car 2 would be winning, but even though it doesn't exist, its hardly a new idea, no sequels where possible please:)

mfc2003 May 12 2008 12:21 AM EDT

How about Arnold Swartzenager in a Spelling Bee movie. However, no one would be able to understand him because everything he says would be in a thick accent. Then, when he gets a word wrong, be pulls a shotgun out of his cybernetic stomache and kills the officials, and goes on a psycotic shooting spree, but is in the end killed by a dime dropped from the top of a skyscraper, providing a satisfying but melodramatic ending. We'll call it "I'll 'Bee' Back".

Jaynor May 12 2008 8:17 PM EDT

A sci-fi flick where deep sea divers are sucked into a vortex that takes them to a series of underwater caverns populated by highly evolved intelligent amphibians.

Said amphibians speak english (for no good reason) and randomly burst into song in dolliwood-like scenes with lots of froggy egpytian-style dancing (think heiroglyphics).

The humans find out that there's a secret enemy attacking the amphibians - little tiny sentient jellyfish... who also speak english and burst into song at random... only their songs sound like someone beating on partially-full 2 liter plastic bottles with a wooden spoon *whoong, WHOONG*.

There is an obligatory love interest between a young male amphibian and a human female... resulting in a pregancy on her part.

At the climax the humans negotiate a truce between the jellyfish and amphibians - who dive into an extra-long joint chorus reminiscent of the scene at the end of Return of the Jedi (the original cut with the ewoks playing xylophone on the stormtrooper helmets).

After the credits you find the young amphibian who impregnated the human girl coming home to sit on the couch while his human wife yells at him from the kitchen and their little half-amphibian-half-human offspring run around causing mayhem and trying to stick their extra-long tongues in the light socket.

The movie would of course have optional french subtitles in the DVD release.

pickleman May 12 2008 8:37 PM EDT

The world is overun with children's dead pets! These pets go after the ones who killed them, and execute them the same way they were killed. ex: A mangled goldfish drowning an 8 year old in a toilet.

Blaghosphere May 12 2008 8:53 PM EDT

"Stickdeath theater: The Movie"

Three hours of our hero: the black stick figure (Joey) going around kicking the crap out of our antiheroes: stick figures of every color but black.

You see the rainbow array of stick figures are all derived from the true villain, the giant white stick figure. And out hero must kill them all for no reason, and for less reason they will all form back into the white stick menace at the end, leading to an ultimate "Advent children"-like finale with Joey being aided by various shades of gray stick figures and launched at the giant White stick figure's head and tearing it to bits. Can you say "big-screen experience"? Of course all dialog will be in voice-over style. Any and all words will be said after the figures have already begun fighting.

To spice things up after the Giant white stick figure is defeated, saving Las Vegas, the hero swears to take out the mafia, on live television, next to the mayor, on a float in an all-black-confetti parade. Sequel guaranteed.


A secret group of expert psychics, trained in hand-to-hand combat are charged with saving the world from the former soviet union (What threat is posed is unclear). They fly around, blow up people's heads with their minds, and yet resort to vicious, grounded, hand-to-hand combat against each other due to budget restrictions. Of course one of them is a traitor, who used his psychic powers to possess the body of their weakest member.

Of course the American good guys are eventually cheered on by the observers in Russia, whom destroy the supporter of the former soviet union, for no apparent reason, when he falls into the crowd, after losing. And of course, when he's killed his soul flies out and the remaining American good guys blow it up, resulting in an American flag pattern in the sky. The Russian people then sing "God Bless America" with their hats over their hearts and tears in their eyes as we see in the background a photo-montage of their rebuilding Russia to its former glory.

Then the dead Commie's soul reforms, and posses the President of Russia, he grins, and the movie ends.

Gotta love sequels.

Thraklight Resonance May 12 2008 10:41 PM EDT

Star Trek XXII: The Wrath of Shatner

Furious about being left out of the remake of "Star Trek", William Shatner quickly assembles a four hour retrospective of his career and convinces the studio to force all Star Trek fans to sit through it as part of the admission price to the J.J. Abrams version. Highlights include the extended nude outtakes from "Big Bad Mama," the pilot from the never before seen "T.J. Hooker: The Next Generation," and a thirty minute Golden Throats sing-off with Lorne Greene that is guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes of all audience members.

Ernest-Scribbler May 13 2008 1:12 AM EDT

So far Jaynors is winning, the recent ones have been much better. Will Decide on a winner in roughly 18 hrs time, after i get back from work tomorrow.

Ernest-Scribbler May 13 2008 9:53 PM EDT

Well Jaynor wins, i thought people on this would have more amusing ideas:(. But it was still fun.

Jaynor May 13 2008 10:25 PM EDT

Thanks *Whoom*

j'bob May 13 2008 10:50 PM EDT

I concur, jaynor's french subtitles on the dvd did it for me.

Nerdrage [Crusade for Pie] May 18 2008 6:25 AM EDT

heres a few ideas for movies that are so annoying you'd rather cut you genitals off

big brother: the movie, starring carrot topp

genital warts, a stunning documentary

Nerdrage [Crusade for Pie] May 18 2008 6:37 AM EDT

another few ideas,

its a small world, the musical

shrek 4

the nanny meets bewitched

a movie consisting of 90 minutes of crappy 70's animation and that crummy music you hear in extremely outdated yr6 sex ed videos that trys to teach you values of life using happy little bears and an unhealthy amount of holding hands and trotting on rainbows, it involves chuckling little woodland animals garishly colored and lots of clowns.

Nerdrage [Crusade for Pie] May 18 2008 6:43 AM EDT

DAMN! i should have read the rest of the posts before posting, anyway, even if i posted early its way better than mine. good job

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 18 2008 7:38 AM EDT

Shrek 4 is actually happening.

BootyGod May 18 2008 10:12 AM EDT

.... *sigh*

I got a movie idea:

"Everything is okay. Or is it?"

A movie where everything is okay. Really. Nothing is wrong with people's relationships, the world isn't going to end, there are no aliens or meteors or Carrot Tops.

The question at the title is just to give people something to look for while they watch people do nothing extraordinary or odd at all for 3 hours.

I know it's over, but I've always wanted to see said movie ^.^

Nerdrage [Crusade for Pie] May 18 2008 11:17 PM EDT

OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHREK 4!!!!!!!!!!


Last time, for Shrek 3, i had to got to it with my little bro and started hitting myself over the head to go unconscious because the speakers are too loud to go to sleep!!!!

If my little bro does so much as giggles at the ad i will ban him from the computer until he is 81!!!!!

but if theres a , neopets movie, i would rather rip out my scrotum and fling it at the projector lens to spare my sanity!!

Colonel Custard May 19 2008 8:47 PM EDT

Your scrotum is internal?

TheHatchetman May 19 2008 9:31 PM EDT

Carrot top vs. Gallagher

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] May 19 2008 11:37 PM EDT

OBeer Where art Thou? Based on a true story.....

QBOddBird May 19 2008 11:43 PM EDT


TheHatchetman May 27 2008 2:38 PM EDT

Little Rocky! We've seen rocky as an adult, and as a senior citizen. Now the storyline is Rocky in high school... He gets bullied for being undersized. Because of which, he enters a boxing tournament at his school, and skips class every day to train. While training, his brainy buddy comes back from band camp and writes his training theme (dun-uh DUH!) His coaches, teachers, and family all try to tell him he needs to be in class! He has to learn how to read to get by in this day and age.

That is when he shall immortalize the line "I don't care! I wanna be a contender!"

And, of course, to stay true to Rocky theme, Sylvester Stallone will be playing Rocky in this movie as well ~_^

{cb1}Linguala May 27 2008 2:53 PM EDT


Andy May 27 2008 4:08 PM EDT

Leeroy Jenkins: The biography.

Shows the same clip over and over again for 2 hours

mfc2003 May 27 2008 7:18 PM EDT

Mr. Rogers: The Movie

Imagine the all the singing, and all the changes of shoes and sweaters!!
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