DNB7. For newbies and returning veterans alike :P (in Contests)


VivaPinata July 15 2008 12:26 PM EDT

The Daily Newbie Blender. EASY MONEY.
$50,000 bounty for three complete answers.
$40,000 bounty for three acceptable answers.
$30,000 bounty for two* acceptable answers.
$20,000 bounty for an attempt at one answer.
$10,000 bounty for any sort of indication that you are read this and that you are making some sort of effort, regardless of how lackluster, to give me an answer.
$100,000+ daily** jackpot bounty for one assiduous contestant who goes above and beyond the call to arms. This will be everything on "2 Kool 4 Skool."

THREE QUESTIONS. CHATMAIL ME THE ANSWERS.

Take a sit, grab a drink. Put it on my tab. Everything you have read is true. All I want to do is ask you three questions. If you answer them, you get money. Simple as that. You donメt even have to try, really. Hell, just send me a chatmail with '1. Yes. 2. Yes. 3. Yes.' and you are guaranteed to get at least an easy $10,000. I figure, absolutely, the least I can do for listening to me so far.

Still interested? Even curious perhaps? Why am I doing what I say I am doing? What AM I doing exactly? What is the catch? Here, I will even answer your questions first. If you could care less, just zone me out to the very end. Then I will ask you the three fabled questions. Chatmail me the answers. No strings attached. And thus, the story begins.

Why? It seemed like a good idea at the time. Due to the reception of the previous Daily Newbie Blenders, I figured that this format would help out more people. More bang for the buck, I think the old saying goes.

What? This is the fourth installment of the Daily Newbie Blender, a daily contest designed to help newblets help themselves. I give out cute rewards freely, and all I ask for in return is a bit of socializing or wiki-foraging. If you have found the forums, wonderful. If you have met the community, even better. If you find that special tidbit that makes CB that game you keep returning to again and again, then hey! Sweet. And all I am doing is providing the next prong on the ladder to heaven.

Seriously? Yeah. There is some tiny rules though: first, each contestant can only win the jackpot once. Second, the bounties are curved in favor of the $40,000 bounty. Thirdly, although the daily jackpot CAN be won once daily, it does not mean that it WILL be won every day. Only an exceptional set of answers will be rewarded the pot (and if it is their first attempt, the $50,000 bounty as well!), and the jackpot will just slowly accumulate (something along the lines of +40k daily) until then. And thatメs about it. Good luck!

And, naturally, the DAILY QUESTIONS.
1. What does Antimagic Field do?
2. What is a Rune of Barlog Flame?
3. What is cake?


Best of luck as always :D

I love lance [Lafayetts War] July 15 2008 12:30 PM EDT

im not answering anymore...my head still hurts

AdminShade July 15 2008 1:05 PM EDT

Fixed your post, don't forget to use HTML input ;)

VivaPinata July 15 2008 1:51 PM EDT

Aww, pickles. It's too early. Thanks, Shade :D

blackshadowshade July 15 2008 5:12 PM EDT

Gee, you're REALLY running out of questions, aren't you!

BTW, this is not the "fourth installment" any more ... ;)


1. It plays Antimagic Baseball.
2. I don't know, but it's probably part of Blarnage Cender.
3. It's that powdery stuff that won't come off dentures unless you use the newest super powerful chemical advertised on TV.


shadowshade

VivaPinata July 15 2008 6:28 PM EDT

Not the fourth? Blah. I don't believe you! >_<
I'm welcomed to people asking me questions. If I don't know the answer, I'll probably ask it here :D
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