Ladies Join me in bringing OB up to speed (in Off-topic)

Blooderfly September 2 2008 1:00 AM EDT

<OddBird> You're female, therefore it is my job as a male to forget whatever we were just talking about

I'll post once the other ladies of CB have their say

QBOddBird September 2 2008 1:06 AM EDT

Damn, you mean you want me to go FASTER?

SNK3R September 2 2008 2:20 AM EDT

That's what he said.

QBOddBird September 2 2008 2:25 AM EDT

LOL. Excellent, SNK4R.

Also, I have updated my userpic due to being brought up to speed.

DoS September 2 2008 2:31 AM EDT

Bootyfly was formerly known as OddBird

I want the story on the name change.

Stephen September 2 2008 3:14 AM EDT

$5000 and a trip to Thailand

Lochnivar September 2 2008 3:18 AM EDT

So I called OB's mom to see if she could help enlighten her son....

She said, and I quote:

"Boy why's you tryin to learn that boy anything. He been slow since the day he was born. Boy spent the whole first grade going backwards he that slow. Bought him a pet turtle when he's 12 and it ran away from him. Every clock in the house had to be set 20 minutes fast just so's by the time he finished reading it he'd know the right time. Matter of fact, he's 19 when he showed up for his 15th birthday. Boy you got your work cut out for you I do declare!"

So there we have it, at least we know what you're up against Blooderfly.

ps... sorry OB...

BootyGod September 2 2008 3:22 AM EDT

I label the above the greatest burn in all of CB's history.

Except the burn in your eye sockets that you all feel when you get tricked into looking at the Mushu picture.

IndependenZ September 2 2008 6:34 AM EDT

Oh I have to agree with GW, Loch, that post is awesome. Mr. Burns from the Simpsons couldn't have done it better. LoL

QBOddBird September 2 2008 10:02 AM EDT

I miss my turtle


Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] September 2 2008 10:03 AM EDT

Your posts are all negated as you're not females ;p

BootyGod September 2 2008 10:41 AM EDT

So.... If males and females are both always wrong....

What? Is the smartest person in the world now Michael Jackson?

Blooderfly September 2 2008 2:27 PM EDT

+5 loch :)

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2008 2:35 PM EDT

loch is a woman, at least he said he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body once!

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 2 2008 3:59 PM EDT

There is no bringing him "up to speed", dahling. That boy is runnin' a restrictor plate race in an open-intake car.

BadFish September 2 2008 4:00 PM EDT

Plus, his brake pads are all worn down.

QBOddBird September 2 2008 6:05 PM EDT

no braking, but running with a restrictor plate...sounds like I can't be sped up or slow down.

/me keeps on truckin'

Ernest-Scribbler September 4 2008 4:23 AM EDT

I saw a girl once, that was nice.

QBOddBird September 4 2008 10:20 AM EDT

Dear women of Carnage Blender:

I apologize for my mean comment.


QBOddBird September 4 2008 10:34 AM EDT

Harrumph! I take it back.

<Blooderfly> Ill accept it, if you go on and apologies to the women of CB on my thread

I posted....and then...

<Blooderfly> ..... Sarcasm is not nice


Typical woman.
Assuming there really are women on the internet.

BadFish September 4 2008 11:59 AM EDT

Instead of stopping men from objectifying women, why don't feminists just START objectifying men? I'm sure we wouldn't have a problem with it, and then everyone's equal.
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