Ladies Join me in bringing OB up to speed (in Off-topic)
September 2 2008 1:00 AM EDT
<OddBird> You're female, therefore it is my job as a male to forget whatever we were just talking about
I'll post once the other ladies of CB have their say
September 2 2008 1:06 AM EDT
Damn, you mean you want me to go FASTER?
September 2 2008 2:20 AM EDT
That's what he said.
September 2 2008 2:25 AM EDT
LOL. Excellent, SNK4R.
Also, I have updated my userpic due to being brought up to speed.
Bootyfly was formerly known as OddBird
I want the story on the name change.
September 2 2008 3:14 AM EDT
$5000 and a trip to Thailand
September 2 2008 3:18 AM EDT
So I called OB's mom to see if she could help enlighten her son....
She said, and I quote:
"Boy why's you tryin to learn that boy anything. He been slow since the day he was born. Boy spent the whole first grade going backwards he that slow. Bought him a pet turtle when he's 12 and it ran away from him. Every clock in the house had to be set 20 minutes fast just so's by the time he finished reading it he'd know the right time. Matter of fact, he's 19 when he showed up for his 15th birthday. Boy you got your work cut out for you I do declare!"
So there we have it, at least we know what you're up against Blooderfly.
ps... sorry OB...
September 2 2008 3:22 AM EDT
I label the above the greatest burn in all of CB's history.
Except the burn in your eye sockets that you all feel when you get tricked into looking at the Mushu picture.
September 2 2008 6:34 AM EDT
Oh I have to agree with GW, Loch, that post is awesome. Mr. Burns from the Simpsons couldn't have done it better. LoL
September 2 2008 10:02 AM EDT
I miss my turtle
Your posts are all negated as you're not females ;p
September 2 2008 10:41 AM EDT
So.... If males and females are both always wrong....
What? Is the smartest person in the world now Michael Jackson?
September 2 2008 2:27 PM EDT
+5 loch :)
loch is a woman, at least he said he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body once!
There is no bringing him "up to speed", dahling. That boy is runnin' a restrictor plate race in an open-intake car.
September 2 2008 4:00 PM EDT
Plus, his brake pads are all worn down.
September 2 2008 6:05 PM EDT
no braking, but running with a restrictor plate...sounds like I can't be sped up or slow down.
/me keeps on truckin'
I saw a girl once, that was nice.
September 4 2008 10:20 AM EDT
Dear women of Carnage Blender:
I apologize for my mean comment.
September 4 2008 10:34 AM EDT
Harrumph! I take it back.
<Blooderfly> Ill accept it, if you go on and apologies to the women of CB on my thread
I posted....and then...
<Blooderfly> ..... Sarcasm is not nice
Assuming there really are women on the internet.
September 4 2008 11:59 AM EDT
Instead of stopping men from objectifying women, why don't feminists just START objectifying men? I'm sure we wouldn't have a problem with it, and then everyone's equal.
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