For those that wondered, here was the setup for the lots:
Lot 1: Elven Stiletto
Lot 2: Dagger
Lot 3: Katana
Lot 4: Cash!!!!
Lot 5: HG's
Since all bids have been delivered (cept BobRoor, but he won the cash anyways) all winnings have been delivered.
Tylan (bank) 192.85.47.12 BobRoor (JahRoor) $4700000 1:35 AM EDT
Tylan (bank) 192.85.47.12 Relic (Toast) A Katana ($7772) 1:34 AM EDT
Tylan (bank) 192.85.47.12 Relic (Toast) An Elven Stiletto ($6755) 1:34 AM EDT
Tylan (bank) 192.85.47.12 Relic (Toast) A Dagger ($25) 1:34 AM EDT
Tylan (bank) 192.85.47.12 QBnovice (Conundrum) A Pair of Helm's Gauntlets ($2019) 1:34 AM EDT
Relic (Toast) 208.53.56.15 Tylan (bank) $3000000 -- contest 1:22 AM EDT
QBnovice (Conundrum) 69.12.229.168 Tylan (bank) $1250000 12:04 AM EDT
I hope those that took part enjoyed the nonsensical fun of this.