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SimplyNic September 18 2008 5:31 PM EDT

If a canoe rolls down hill and all 4 wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house?

4. The ice cream doesn't have bones

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] September 18 2008 5:37 PM EDT

What is wrong with you?

Colonel Custard [SeeD] September 18 2008 5:42 PM EDT

It's funnier when it's stupid and it makes sense then when it's just stupid.

SimplyNic September 18 2008 5:42 PM EDT

:D Lol I have to answer that? ;P Everything yet at the same time nothing

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] September 18 2008 6:20 PM EDT

If youtube myspace i'll google your yahoo!

QBsutekh137 September 18 2008 6:50 PM EDT

Nothing is everything.

SNK3R September 18 2008 7:45 PM EDT

Nintendo 64.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 18 2008 7:46 PM EDT

San Francisco RUUUUUUUUUSH!

AdminLamuness September 18 2008 8:10 PM EDT

This is a trick question. The canoe rolling downhill has nothing to do with the true question. It is meant as a distraction. The true question asks how many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house?

One needs to find the average surface area for a pancake. Whether buttermilk or water was used should not matter. Although, one could argue that having a fluffy pancake could add more to the surface area, the deliciousness of it is assumed. Then one needs to find the average surface area for a doghouse. 1 + 1 = 2.

Given that the answer presented was 4, the doghouse must be very small. Or someone does not know how to make pancakes and made very large ones. Assuming someone is competent enough to make average sized pancakes, then the amount needed to cover a doghouse now depends on the type of dog the owner has. The doghouse must be big enough to be able to provide shelter for the dog when it has fully grown.

Finally, stating the obvious that the ice cream does not have bones is another distraction technique meant to confuse you, the seeker of truth to finding the true answer.

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 September 18 2008 8:11 PM EDT

Rabble rabble rabble

Conquest September 18 2008 8:14 PM EDT

Someone needs a girlfriend I think.

Lochnivar September 18 2008 8:28 PM EDT

I agree, Lamu definitely needs a girlfriend..

On another note:
I have apparently been making icecream wrong all this time...

PearsonTritonRaveshaw September 18 2008 10:11 PM EDT

GRAWR!!! ROAR RAWR RORE!!! bwahahaha! /me laughs like a madman

three4thsforsaken September 18 2008 10:12 PM EDT

I lost the game.

SNK3R September 19 2008 2:55 AM EDT

Lamuness with a girlfriend.

Add in pancakes and syrup and you've got a party.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] September 19 2008 2:57 AM EDT

42

PearsonTritonRaveshaw September 19 2008 3:00 AM EDT

48! ? what?

{cb1}Linguala September 19 2008 4:08 AM EDT

I thought Lamunny was female?

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] September 19 2008 5:02 AM EDT

Haha, Ling, nobody said different, did they? =P

Ernest-Scribbler September 19 2008 5:24 AM EDT

This reminds me of when i was walking home the other day and a dog walked past and sniffed my applebottom jeans which were the fashion around that time. Anyway i was walking to get to the metro which we called the whirley - flute. I stopped on the way at Plato's diner as they have great spanakopita as i need the spinach for the iron. So anyway a dog sniffed my jeans because i had some bangers in my pocket which is what we call sausauge links in these parts. I always carry a couple of bangers with me because you never know when you will need them!!

QBJohnnywas September 19 2008 5:47 AM EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e9uk0fMNow

IndependenZ September 19 2008 9:01 AM EDT

Colonel Custard [SeeD] September 19 2008 9:22 AM EDT

JW: what?

Lamu: Ah, I see. Thanks for clarifying that there was a real question in there. I was distracted well.

three4ths: I lost the game, too.
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