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Uh..

So obviously I'm new to this game, and have NO idea what I'm doing. The thing said to introduce myself, so that's what I'm doing. I'm a tool. Yay me.

Welcome dude. Hope you enjoy it. In chat and the forums you can get help understanding what you are doing. And in the Help!!! section. :)

welcome now get out there and slaughter

Nice to meet you. Have fun at the CB hotel! (Your stay is permanent.)

such a lovely place, such a lovely place...

there's plenty of room at the hotel carnage blender

You trained WAY too much stuff, dude. Ask some vets for help.

We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...

*guitar solos*

Ask Marly aka Marlfox for help. He likes to play himself off as a kid but in actuality he is a 79 year old Eskimo living in a cardboard box under a freeway scamming a free wireless connection off the nearby hospital. He believes himself to have been reincarnated from a one time conquerer of a large village of pygmies. So he knows a bit about strategy. Just don't ask him about offshore drilling...he's a little sensitive about that. It makes him cry.
And if you really wanna score some points...
Bring the Cake.

the only think your strat is missing is DM and Decay ^^