Help me name my items, win 100k (in Contests)

I need some help naming some of my items. I need to name the following,
- HoE
- DB's
- BoM

I'll let this run for a few days. The person who chooses the best name for each item will get 100k per item. The only limitation is one entry per item per person.

Well hope I get some good names to use.

DBs - YouCan'tHitMe

Can't touch this xP

Kitchen Pot for the HoE
Dustbin Lid for the BoM.

And that's about it for now!

Wreath of Flames
Flicker of Fire
Chainsaw Supernova

HoE --> Helm of Etech-a-lion
DB's --> Displacement Booties
BoM --> Buckler of Men

Spell check is tight :(

*Etch-a-lion

Going for the etch-a-sketch pun :P

HoE - Farmer's Implement
DB - Da Blink
BoM - Brick or Masonry?

HoE= Down Home Cultivator

DBs= Grape Mashers

BoM= Mage's Scarecrow

hehehe ^_~

HoE - Enclave Power Helmet
BoM - Meat Puppet

DB's - misplaced my boots

got some good names so far. keep em comin

will close this in around 2 days. currently liking Daz's names for 2 o them, but still looking for some more ideas.

- HoE An American Thunder lightning Do-Rag
- DB's Shock Absortion Boots
- BoM Shield Of Perseus

closed. Daz and fatevilDASmember.

From IP To What When
LightningRaider (God) 115.64.253.78 fatevilDASmember (fatevilman1) $100000 -- for name 4:52 AM EST
LightningRaider (God) 115.64.253.78 Daz (Jade Statue) $200000 -- for2 names 4:51 AM EST