A fun recipe! :D (in Off-topic)

TheHatchetman December 18 2008 1:45 AM EST

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies


1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 (750 ml) bottle tequila (Jose Cuervo or your other favorite brand)


1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink.
4. Turn on the electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one peastoon of sugar.
7. Beat again.
8. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try another cup just in case.
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
16. Check the tequila.
17. Add one table.
18. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
19. Whatever you can find.
20. Greash the oven.
21. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
22. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
23. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
24. Cherry Mistmas !

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] December 18 2008 2:51 AM EST

You know I coulda swore I tried this recipe once, I just don't seem to remember what happened... I woke up with a bad headache and the stove smoking... >_<

three4thsforsaken December 18 2008 2:54 AM EST

mmm...sounds tasty :D

Rawr December 18 2008 2:59 AM EST

haha nice

Adminedyit [Superheros] December 18 2008 5:30 AM EST

i wonder if hatch knows the liquid turkey thanksgiving dinner too?

BadFish December 18 2008 5:34 AM EST

Haha! I like step 20.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] December 18 2008 8:47 AM EST

Just as long as you're not too pished to finish of the quetila ;P

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] December 18 2008 12:33 PM EST

lol @ step 22, just wrong...
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