There is a character in existence who possesses the almighty power of guns/mama!!! Find the owner of this ancient relic, and you will be granted a great power as the artifact will only recognize those who recognize it. In essence, to know the location of the artifact, is to possess it! (S)He who discloses to me it's location shall be given $100,000 for their efforts. Fail and be laughed at! Muwahahahaha!
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