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First one to translate this gets a prize Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Technically it IS in English, just a LOT of misspellings.

According to a researcher (sic) at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be at the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself but the word as a whole.

yeah, just correct it for me

According to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be at the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole.

Do I win?

According to the Cambridge University, it doesn't matter what order the litters are in a word are, the immortant thing is that the first and last letter be at the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole.

Dang beaten to it

Jolly Ja5on, no.

Darn, not fast enough.

I feel stupid for actually searching up a few of the words, and then realizing I was an idiot.

I left out the last two letters in researcher anyways haha

lol.
buddy lee has demanded that you all FAIL. epic fail.
because buddy lee trumped the contest the moment it began.
buddy lee also demands that all the monies in small unmarked coins be placed in a bin in the items overview page where upon it will be collected by a 15th party ignorant of the current situation.

thne reda hits...
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1493385
cause it's not as amazing as one might think... not nearly as amazing as the CKAE!

man i had it done ten seconds after the post but my dang comptuer froze up and closed down the window for carnage!!!!

Very interesting read j'bob. Thanks.