Turn CB into Religion (in Off-topic)


{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] February 8 2009 6:00 AM EST

They did it to Star Trek why not do it here?
We have all the texts required for it stored in Wiki so i see no reason why (except for public outrage) to not do this.
Please post your opinions on this matter.




P.S. this is a fun thread i already no it ain't gonna happen.

{CB1}djschlotte February 8 2009 6:39 AM EST

having family members that are "trekkies", i would not be surprised if it were to happen someday. otherwise rational people will become irrational quickly over such things. just look at Scientology.

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] February 8 2009 1:13 PM EST

Behold the sacred parchment of FORS!
Can have a lot of fun with this....

Underage Drinking February 8 2009 1:18 PM EST

the Force is the only religion

PearsonTritonRaveshaw February 8 2009 1:25 PM EST

^ truth

SimplyNic February 8 2009 1:35 PM EST

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] February 8 2009 1:36 PM EST

Jon is the one true Force! How dare you peons think otherwise. It's the ra!ck for non-believers. I topple your Sith Lords with a mere finger!

BluBBen February 8 2009 1:39 PM EST

The Holy Carp!

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] February 8 2009 1:50 PM EST

farm not, lest ye be farmed!

Lochnivar February 8 2009 1:54 PM EST

+2 dudemus....

.. seriously, that's hilarious

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] February 8 2009 2:05 PM EST

let he who is free from trolling post the first flame?

Adminedyit February 8 2009 2:11 PM EST

And Jon said, "Let there be text" and there was text. And Jon saw that the text was good.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] February 8 2009 2:31 PM EST



Who wants the first bite?

ResistanZ February 8 2009 3:30 PM EST

The snake has 150k MPR.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] February 8 2009 3:35 PM EST

I wonder what Jon would say if he read this...

deifeln February 8 2009 4:49 PM EST

Um, I create the Church of CB YEARS ago.

200k to the first person to post a link to my Church of CB thread.

(Please also CM me when you have complete this task)

IndependenZ February 8 2009 4:51 PM EST

http://www.carnageblender.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=001D9i

I think. Feel free to keep the 200k, this was too easy :P

deifeln February 8 2009 4:59 PM EST

Thanks. I paid the 200k to a random load payoff thread instead!

deifeln February 8 2009 5:01 PM EST

Have you tithed Jon recently?

Ka has, and so should you!

deifeln (Ka) 128.164.190.8 AdminJonathan (expostfacto) $130732 -- tithe 5:00 PM EST

Lady Die February 8 2009 7:09 PM EST

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh!
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