Turn CB into Religion (in Off-topic)

They did it to Star Trek why not do it here?
We have all the texts required for it stored in Wiki so i see no reason why (except for public outrage) to not do this.
Please post your opinions on this matter.




P.S. this is a fun thread i already no it ain't gonna happen.

having family members that are "trekkies", i would not be surprised if it were to happen someday. otherwise rational people will become irrational quickly over such things. just look at Scientology.

Behold the sacred parchment of FORS!
Can have a lot of fun with this....

the Force is the only religion

^ truth

Jon is the one true Force! How dare you peons think otherwise. It's the ra!ck for non-believers. I topple your Sith Lords with a mere finger!

The Holy Carp!

farm not, lest ye be farmed!

+2 dudemus....

.. seriously, that's hilarious

let he who is free from trolling post the first flame?

And Jon said, "Let there be text" and there was text. And Jon saw that the text was good.

Who wants the first bite?

The snake has 150k MPR.

I wonder what Jon would say if he read this...

Um, I create the Church of CB YEARS ago.

200k to the first person to post a link to my Church of CB thread.

(Please also CM me when you have complete this task)

http://www.carnageblender.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=001D9i

I think. Feel free to keep the 200k, this was too easy :P

Thanks. I paid the 200k to a random load payoff thread instead!

Have you tithed Jon recently?

Ka has, and so should you!

deifeln (Ka) 128.164.190.8 AdminJonathan (expostfacto) $130732 -- tithe 5:00 PM EST

Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh!