New: Church of CB2 (in General)
February 20 2005 6:37 PM EST
Welcome to the Church of CB2. Thanks to Barron and all of his crew (with thier many CB2 Bank services)for inspiring this. Please read below to discover why YOU should tithe 10% of your CB2 income to the Church of CB2. Send all CB2 to the character Central Bank.
Jon claims the tithe is His.
LEVITICUS 27:30 NKJ
30 `And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land or of the fruit of the tree, is the Jon's. It is holy to the Jon.
The New Testament says nothing to change Jon's instruction on tithing. The tithe is holy and still belongs to Jon.
Tithing acknowledges in a tangible way the Jon's ownership of us and all we have in CB2. It is recognition He deserves.
As Lord of CB2, Jon has complete say about what we do with all our money, not just ten per cent of it. Anyone who claims Jon as their CB2 Lord and does not give Him at least ten percent of their money should face the truth: money is their Ruler, not Jon.
Which do you trust more: Jon or money?
Tithing helps combat selfishness, greed, and materialism.
Giving the first ten per cent every time we receive any income helps protect us from falling into these traps. Done faithfully, tithing forces us to trust Jon and depend on Him.
Why CBers Do Not Tithe
3. Greed, Selfishness
4. Lack Of Right Teaching
The cure for the first three is teaching. So, more CBers do not tithe because there has not been enough correct teaching. To our shame, recent surveys reveal only a small percentage of "CBers" give at least ten percent of their income to Jon.
The money and time you give to Jon are the best indicators of how much you love Him.
February 21 2005 12:20 AM EST
Ladies and Gentlemen, servents of The Lord! I ask you NOT to listen to the words spoken from the mouth of this snake, for his forked words may sound like celestial music. But I assure you my Brothers, that in this time of rebirth and carnage, this man is trying to steer you AWAY from the path!
CAN I GET AN AMEN!
:: way in the back, you who the sound of Gooey_Fluids :: "Amen Reverend Undertow!!!"
Our God is a Warrior God. He's fought a war for Thousands of years against those that would seek to draw you from the light. We have seen the rise of evil, even in our lifetime, and we have seen it smashed by the glory of the Lord.
So, here I say unto you: Do not tithe to this man, or his false God, for if you do you would find the same fate that awaits all evil men. No, Brothers and Sisters, you must take up arms against such wickedness.
My church does not ask you to tithe to me, no sir, I'm not deserving of your Gold. He does not ask you to tithe to HIM! No sir, he has no need of your Gold. Brothers in Sisters my God says unto me, and so I say unto you: Take the money that would give this false profit, take the money that you would give this false God. Take that money, and spend it, spend of the arms needed to confront such evil. Spend it on Katanas and Executioners swords! Spend it on Tulka's Gauntlets and Bucklers of Mandos! For in this hour of evil, God asks you to take up arms and use them in his will!
Go forth my brothers, and clense this game of the evil which seeks to fall over it!
February 21 2005 1:18 AM EST
February 21 2005 1:22 AM EST
you people have too much time and this little thing i call "imagination"
February 21 2005 1:26 AM EST
Oh yeah, by the way I think this should go under the FS/WTB catagory.
February 21 2005 4:02 AM EST
to Benny hinn CB version.
I'll use my cb2 money to battle the cb1 demons
JS is a demon!
*more evil laughs*
February 21 2005 6:43 AM EST
"It is holy to the Jon."
isn't that slang for the toilet???
February 21 2005 6:55 PM EST
The Lord John urges us to participate in Carnage!
Cursed be he that doeth the work of John deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
February 21 2005 9:51 PM EST
Which do you trust more: Jon or money?
Anyone remember IA's?
February 21 2005 11:31 PM EST
this isn't Funny, it's blaphamis. I just think it's a bad idea.
February 21 2005 11:57 PM EST
You who name yourself after an angel are calling THIS blaphamis?
February 22 2005 12:11 AM EST
Ding, Zao, and Home have tithed Jon...have you?
deifeln (Ding) 184.108.40.206 Jonathan (Central Bank) $186 12:10 AM EST
deifeln (Home) 220.127.116.11 Jonathan (Central Bank) $572 12:10 AM EST
deifeln (Zao) 18.104.22.168 Jonathan (Central Bank) $95 12:09 AM EST
February 22 2005 12:17 AM EST
Sounds like a cult =P You should tell people to send their "CB2 Material Possessions". Think of all the weapons and armor!
February 22 2005 12:18 AM EST
can someone explain to me the point of giving jon my money? You people do realize that if he wanted to that he could create 10's of millions of dollars? just a thought.
February 22 2005 12:26 AM EST
after a long talk with brother deiflen i have realized the error of my ways and have tithed my 10% I must repent for my sinfull ways. I bed the church for forgivness.
[STG]Aaron (Aaron) 22.214.171.124 Jonathan (Central Bank) $140
February 22 2005 12:31 AM EST
deifeln has also converted I
Blargasaurus (Blarg Mk V) 126.96.36.199 Jonathan (Central Bank) $234 12:30 AM EST
[Loan Officer] Barron (CB2Bank) 188.8.131.52 Jonathan (Central Bank) $1000 12:49 AM EST
deifeln has converted me to the the ways of Jon.
February 22 2005 1:39 AM EST
If I had less than $10,001, I'd tithe, too.
Either that or the faithful can't divide by 10.
February 22 2005 2:01 AM EST
As the saying goes.. a fool and his money...
February 22 2005 8:15 PM EST
I think i'll stick with my only god.. GOD
hmm, this is kinda silly... its nice that you wanna help Jon, but hes the creator. He of all ppl should know how to play the game, now if you wanna pay homage to him become a supporter, Donate cash to him, heck, even pay for some newbs supportership... I'm sure Jon would appreciate the USD more seeing as how it costs $ to run this game that you seem to have too much time to play.
February 23 2005 7:04 AM EST
AMEN BROTHER UNDERTOW, PRAISE BE TO DCM'S!
sing it on the mountain and all of that.
February 23 2005 12:30 PM EST
This is obviously a joke.
February 23 2005 2:23 PM EST
The tithe stuff isn't funny, but 'blaphamis'? That's very funny. Almost lol funny.
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