Figured in the spirit of the tourney I'd share this :P
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when
the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was
that?' The old man replied, 'Its fart
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What was that?' The old
man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'