A valentines' day Mad Lib (in Off-topic)
I cannot begin to describe how sorrowfully my pinky toe burns for you. As I write this, I'm growling in my mud hut, unable to contain my sighing desire. Please, accept my blue embrace and know that you're truly the pomegranates of my eye.
I yearn for you wildly,
i have had a lifelong fantasy of a vision of desire wearing little else than a mud hut!
February 13 2009 6:14 PM EST
My favorite one so far:
You and I are just two sexy people trying to make it in this not-so-sexy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of throwing phallic objects in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our diseased love. Without you, I'm nothing but a boob-a-licious skunk.
Me, you, wine, roses and a big bed. You do the math.
Thanks to my gf we got this:
Fuschias are black
Dandelions are blue
Bags are hollow
and so are you
February 13 2009 8:33 PM EST
This is just a short but this is for the only person who'd deserve a Valentines Card from me :)
Red Iris Flowers are Red, (duh)
Skale are Blue, (or at least most are)
I hope you missed me,
And I have also missed you,
Minotaurs are bred,
are yet to be braved.
p.s. She'll get the message :)
Happy Valentines' day, everyone!!
Happy Valentine's Day, Hakai! And I call no fair on your first post. How is one supposed to respond to that and remain PG? :p
February 14 2009 4:48 AM EST
February 14 2009 9:55 AM EST
That's gonna get you banned.
February 14 2009 11:35 AM EST
not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer there, are ya?
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