A valentines' day Mad Lib (in Off-topic)

I cannot begin to describe how sorrowfully my pinky toe burns for you. As I write this, I'm growling in my mud hut, unable to contain my sighing desire. Please, accept my blue embrace and know that you're truly the pomegranates of my eye.

I yearn for you wildly,

Hakai

i have had a lifelong fantasy of a vision of desire wearing little else than a mud hut!

My favorite one so far:

You and I are just two sexy people trying to make it in this not-so-sexy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of throwing phallic objects in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our diseased love. Without you, I'm nothing but a boob-a-licious skunk.

Me, you, wine, roses and a big bed. You do the math.

Thanks to my gf we got this:

Fuschias are black
Dandelions are blue
Bags are hollow
and so are you

>.<

This is just a short but this is for the only person who'd deserve a Valentines Card from me :)


Red Iris Flowers are Red, (duh)
Skale are Blue, (or at least most are)
I hope you missed me,
And I have also missed you,

Minotaurs are bred,
Dwarves enslaved.
Urgoz' Warrens
are yet to be braved.


p.s. She'll get the message :)

Happy Valentines' day, everyone!!

Happy Valentine's Day, Hakai! And I call no fair on your first post. How is one supposed to respond to that and remain PG? :p

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Happy V day >:)

That's gonna get you banned.

not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer there, are ya?