OBAMA: LACKS THE FINAL MIDI-CHLORIAN TO PUT HIM OVER THE TOP
IN a new medical report released this Sunday, President Obama's blood was tested and found lacking by the single nescessary midi-chlorian to put him over Master Yoda's.
Obama's Press Secretary Robert Gibbs (no pun intended) reports that the President, while saddened at the news, will not let this keep him from getting the economy "back on track".
Yet while the President might be full of hopeful optimism; over two-hundred thousand people are rioting in Berlin, claiming that they only followed him because he was the chosen one.
We asked a soccer mom who voted for Obama what she thought about it:
"Well, I have to say, my confidence in him is somewhat shaken," she says, "I thought we were getting the messiah, and it turns out he's sub-par."
Vice President Joe Biden had this to say:
"It's one [edited] midi-chlorian! One! F.D.R. had, like, a hundred less than Yoda, and he worked! Give the man a break!"
As of press time, Yoda has no comment.