Contest: Their last words. (in Contests)

QBOddBird May 29 2009 10:32 AM EDT

So this contest is all about amusing ME (and, sure, you too) as so many others are.

There are a number of CB'ers on here that have very outgoing or public personalities, and we feel like we know them pretty well - or at least, their online personas.

So imagine, in their dying breath (dying text?) these CB'ers say one last thing...what would it be?


1) Do not be offensive. Some people simply cannot behave when it comes to dealing with certain others; if you are one of those people who just cannot behave, do not bother entering.
2) Keep it PG, of course.
3) Only one posted entry per player. Subsequent entries will be ignored and will disqualify your original entry - make sure you have what you want before you hit that 'Submit' button!
4) Follow rule #1. Seriously, if you use this contest to make underhanded or unkind remarks about someone else, you will be banned from ALL my future contests and I'll ask an admin to remove your post/take any appropriate action. I'm really serious about this.
5) Keep a sense of humor about you!

If the contest goes well, then about a week into it I'll choose 1-3 outstanding posts and reward them with 100k. So...what would these folk say in their dying breath?

1. OddBird
2. Raveshaw
3. [CB1]Gun
4. Angel of Death
5. Monty
6. Hakai
7. Godwolf
8. G_Beee
9. Verifex
10. Bast


Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 29 2009 10:34 AM EDT

They would all say
"Give my stuff to AK"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 29 2009 10:37 AM EDT

bast's last word would actually just be a mark of punctuation:

. or !, depending upon the method of her demise

Talion May 29 2009 10:38 AM EDT

Angel of Death : "It will cost you $300.00 per 1M CBD and and that's my final offer!"

QBJohnnywas May 29 2009 11:10 AM EDT

Monty: I'll be back.

Lochnivar May 29 2009 11:23 AM EDT

1. OddBird: "Contest: Write OB's eulogy"
2. Raveshaw: "I'm dead sexy"
3. [CB1]Gun: (after being shot) "Oh the irony!"
4. Angel of Death: tbd
5. Monty: "Need a loan, selling CB for USD"
6. Hakai: tbd
7. Godwolf: "You're gonna need a bigger tombstone." (to rip off Jaws, and in light of so so many name changes)
8. G_Beee: "You can take our LAN, but you can never take our FREEEDOM!" (c'mon, he's Scottish)
9. Verifex: tbd
10. Bast: "O n0e5; i g0tz pwned!"

Daz May 29 2009 11:49 AM EDT

Monty - "At last! Freedom from debt!"
Bast - Uh, dude... Bast can't die.

TheHatchetman May 29 2009 12:11 PM EDT

1. "Hey Beautiful, those fangs real?"
2. "Oh noes! Don't kill me bro!"
3. "Bang!"
4. "Again?"
5. "I'll have your money Friday, I swear!"
6. "Tell TH I luffs him! :O"
7. "Well isn't this just my luck?"
8. "One more couldn't hurt, mate!"
9. "I just finished the code, sending....... now!"
10. "He's an idiot."

Lochnivar May 29 2009 2:00 PM EDT

4. Angel of Death: "Oh... didn't see this coming"

6. Hakai: "Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order."

9. Verifex: "Nooooo I rolled a 1"

PearsonTritonRaveshaw May 29 2009 3:41 PM EDT

So far I like the impersonations. Keep them coming! =)

kevlar May 29 2009 3:53 PM EDT

1. OddBird: "You better not spell anything wrong on my tombstone!"
2. Raveshaw: "I <3 u Nikki" ;)
3. [CB1]Gun: "+10 Grim reaper!"
4. Angel of Death: "I came, I saw, I didn't sell any $CB$"

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 29 2009 5:19 PM EDT

1. "I never got to fly."
2. "Meso is sexy!"
6. "Don't let my cats see this!"
7. "Death is only the beginning."

TheHatchetman May 29 2009 8:46 PM EDT

"3. [CB1]Gun: "+10 Grim reaper!" "

Hilarious, and you got the concept spot on. However, the maximum number of points attainable at one time is 5

PearsonTritonRaveshaw May 29 2009 10:12 PM EDT

The grim reaper is too cool to get a measly five.

Eliteofdelete [Battle Royale] May 29 2009 10:43 PM EDT

"Give my stuff to AK"

I think AK wants to inherit Monty's massive debt! :D

Wizard'sFirstRule May 30 2009 8:22 AM EDT

I don't know those people well enough to impersonate them... *sigh* that's from being playing for way over a year AND impersonated people frequently.


QBOddBird May 30 2009 3:31 PM EDT


Lochnivar May 30 2009 3:35 PM EDT

I can haz 2 entries?

QBOddBird May 30 2009 3:54 PM EDT

Sigh. Yeah, I guess I'll allow additional entries, since I'm working with a contest playerbase of seven...

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] May 30 2009 4:30 PM EDT

1. OddBird - Remember my Oddness!
2. Raveshaw - You cannot outwit me!
3. [CB1]Gun - Click Click Boom!
4. Angel of Death - Your Soul is Mine!
5. Monty - Wait Wait just on more Loan!
6. Hakai - ~_^ Giggles!
7. Godwolf - No you cannot have a loan Monty!
8. G_Beee - Be back in ___________ years!
9. Verifex - Hobowiki, Hobowiki, C-Gen!
10. Bast - Correct that Spelling or I will haunt you!

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] May 30 2009 4:31 PM EDT

1. "At least it was bootylicious"
2. "It was totally worth it, I almost had that spinner. (can we rob a zoo next time)"
3. "-3 for killing me"
4. "Kids, make sure you don't sell my CBD for anything under 10."
5. "I wonder if they give loans in heaven?"
6. TBA
7. TBA
8. TBA
9. "Wow, that's your 'I just killed someone laugh.' You're terrible at role-playing"
10. "No it's you're* dead, not your dead."

Untouchable May 31 2009 1:26 PM EDT

1. OddBird - "i just need one...last...sip..of...*drops beer can and dies*"
2. Raveshaw - "
3. [CB1]Gun -
4. Angel of Death
5. Monty
6. Hakai - "need forging job"
7. Godwolf
8. G_Beee
9. Verifex -
10. Bast

i dont know alot of these people =/

Untouchable May 31 2009 1:37 PM EDT

ha ha i was just kidding about oddbirds death.
i quit

QBOddBird May 31 2009 1:40 PM EDT

Clearly you need to come into Chat and get to know us! ;)

PearsonTritonRaveshaw June 2 2009 11:48 PM EDT

"It was totally worth it, I almost had that spinner. (can we rob a zoo next time)"

Totally cracked me up. =D

Invader Sye June 2 2009 11:59 PM EDT

1) "D'oh-D'oh"
2) "What just happened?"
3) "Gun -2"
4) "Death will save you from me"
5) "It's just a flesh wound."
6) "Do over, start with him"
7) "OWWOOO!"
8) "For the good of the colony"
9) "Perma-Banned"
10)"I didn't do anything"

QBOddBird June 3 2009 10:08 AM EDT


IndependenZ June 3 2009 11:12 AM EDT

1. OddBird: (He doesn't say anything, instead he uploads an even weirder profile picture.)
2. Raveshaw: Hawt stuff!
3. [CB1]Gun: All hail me, comrades.
4. Angel of Death: hi pinda (if it was me standing at his deathbed)
5. Monty: (He simply changes IP address and lives on)
6. Hakai: Awww. Well no worries ;p
7. Godwolf: At least I tried make everyone be nice,
8. G_Beee: They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
9. Verifex: 404 Error. File not found. The URL you requested was not found.
10. Bast: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio.
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