0 to 200 in 6 seconds (in Off-topic)

{cb2}ShadeSlayer May 30 2009 12:23 AM EDT

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] May 30 2009 12:25 AM EDT


Django May 30 2009 12:38 AM EDT

That was a good one. LOL!

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- May 30 2009 1:01 AM EDT


BootyGod May 30 2009 1:03 AM EDT


Jen-Nay May 30 2009 1:04 AM EDT

I actually giggled outloud at that and nothing has been amusing me for awhile. :) Good joke.

alaskanpsyko May 30 2009 1:44 AM EDT

lol that is just rich!

Canibus May 30 2009 1:53 AM EDT

reminds me i shouldnt be so lazy and go lose some weight

kevlar May 30 2009 5:11 AM EDT


AdminShade May 30 2009 8:08 AM EDT

I think that scale can go even faster thsn that, 0 to 200 in 2 seconds :p

Darkwalker [Jago] May 30 2009 8:10 AM EDT

very very good one!

Soxjr May 30 2009 9:08 AM EDT

that was funny.
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