What if Everything Could Cry! (in Contests)


Zenai June 4 2009 10:44 PM EDT

If the Other Tattoos/Runes/Familiars could have Cries or Different Cries What do you think they could or should be?
This Contest will run for one week. Multiple Entries are fine just stay with the format! Have Fun!


To the Best Reply

1st Place : 1 Mil

2nd Place : 750K

3rd Place : 500K

4th Place : 250K

5th Place : 100K



Here's the ONLY Format I will Accept! Yes I know that the non familiars cannot cry it is hypothetical so go with it /me commands it! XD

* Fire Familiar - Extra Crispy!

* Ice Familiar - Freeze!

* Steel Familiar - Boom!

* Halidon Familiar - Bullseye!

* Electric Familiar - Shocking isn't it!



* Tattoo of Augmentation - Bigger IS Better!

* Tattoo of Endurance - Hit Me With You Best Shot!

* Rune of Solitude - There Can be only One!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Burn Baby Burn!

* Rune of Enlightenment - All For One!



* Jigorokano Familiar - Already Got his Contest XD

Daz June 4 2009 10:51 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - These flames were nothing compared to the hell you now face!

* Ice Familiar - Now your flesh is as cold as your heart!

* Steel Familiar - Mages can do it from behind as well!

* Halidon Familiar - Reach for the skyyyy!

* Electric Familiar - Ohm my god! You're dead! Watt a surprise!



* Tattoo of Augmentation - <MINION NAME> SMASH!

* Tattoo of Endurance - I get knocked down! But I get up again!

* Rune of Solitude - I walk this empty street...

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Shall not pass here? I think otherwise.

* Rune of Enlightenment - I feel brighter...

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] June 4 2009 11:04 PM EDT

Its okay... just send all the cash to Koy... I know I win ^_^


* Fire Familiar - Need a light?

* Ice Familiar - It all looks so different on this side.

* Steel Familiar - Never know what hit them.

* Halidon Familiar - Call the shot.

* Electric Familiar - You called down the thunder...



* Tattoo of Augmentation - I'm about to drop the hammer!

* Tattoo of Endurance - F.D.I.C approved.

* Rune of Solitude - Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Wanna turn up the heat?

* Rune of Enlightenment - E equals MC... d'oh let me get my notepad.



* Jigorokano Familiar - Eeek, who set all these lab monkeys free?

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] June 4 2009 11:12 PM EDT

Fire Familiar - hehe hehe yeah fire Fire!
Ice Familiar - You're willing to sacrifice our love!?
Steel Familiar - Is he alive or dead? \m/
Halidon Familiar - Legolas sucks.
Electric Familiar - ima fir mi lazr!

Tattoo of Augmentation - Todd!~Smash!
Tattoo of Endurance - It's just a flesh wound.
Rune of Solitude - Leave me alone...*sniff*
Rune of Balrog Flame - You shall fall old man!
Rune of Enlightenment - This sucks.

Jigorokano Familiar - You killed lucky cricket!

DarkPrince June 5 2009 12:16 AM EDT

* Fire Familiar - FLAME ON!

* Ice Familiar - This is how we break the ice at Carnage Blender!!!

* Steel Familiar - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! No! It's the Steel Familiar!

* Halidon Familiar - You can only watch as your minions are wounded in the face and blinded by the multitude of English arrows which even they could not defend against.

* Electric Familiar - Oops! You're dead. Not much of a shocker. Or was it?



* Tattoo of Augmentation - This is what happens when steroids meet CB!

* Tattoo of Endurance - The only limits that exist are the limits of human endurance, therefore I have no limits!

* Rune of Solitude - Im so lonely... Be my friend?

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Welcome to the darkness. There's no escape!

* Rune of Enlightenment - God has allowed me to see the light! Oh wait... It's just the lightbulb.



* Jigorokano Familiar - If you can supress your moment of anger from losing you may prevent many days of sorrow.

Admiralkiller June 5 2009 12:40 AM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Is it hot in here or is it just me!

* Ice Familiar - Is it cold in here or is it just me!

* Steel Familiar - Like my Pee Shooter?!

* Halidon Familiar - That was target practice!

* Electric Familiar - You shouldn't put forks into plug ins!



* Tattoo of Augmentation - Have you been working out? No that's just me!

* Tattoo of Endurance - I will protect you!

* Rune of Solitude - Dispel this!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Nothing left but ash!

* Rune of Enlightenment - Funnel this down your throat!


* Jigorokano Familiar - Did someone ask for a ninja?!

Bull3t F4c3 June 5 2009 12:47 AM EDT

* Halidon Familiar - My arrows will block out the sun!

Untouchable [The Knighthood] June 5 2009 1:32 AM EDT

Sorry for the spam guys =/


* Fire Familiar - I'd tell you a yo momma joke, but your already burnt.

* Ice Familiar - Nothing like a nice hot evening, wouldn't you agree?

* Steel Familiar - Hiding behind Walls cant save you, sorry.

* Halidon Familiar - I'm on seventeen! [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen! (Legolas reference)

* Electric Familiar - Ma-malf-malfucti-malfuction...



* Tattoo of Augmentation - I am the dancing queen

* Tattoo of Endurance - Since I won, you must've been a tank.

* Rune of Solitude - Your parents have failed you. (jig reference)

* Rune of Balrog Flame - I told you I was 'hot'

* Rune of Enlightenment - Yeah! *Massages character's Shoulders* Im gonna make you the champion of the world or my name aint Micky Goldmill! (Rocky's trainer reference)

* Jigorokano Familiar - My feet are sweating from kicking you in the face so much

Zenai June 5 2009 4:45 PM EDT

Keep Em coming Guys, Remember the Format if you don't I will not count your submission.

Underage Drinking June 5 2009 5:18 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Everything Burn! Happy Birthday!
* Ice Familiar - Do not give me the Cold shoulder! Rigimortise!

* Steel Familiar - Where were you on that one! How did you not see that coming?

* Halidon Familiar - I Told you not to move! Now the arrows in your head!

* Electric Familiar - We had a moment! We connected on another level!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Yes im very hot, thank you!


* Tattoo of Augmentation - DOES NOT KILL!

* Tattoo of Endurance - DOES NOT KILL!

* Rune of Solitude - DOES NOT KILL!

* Rune of Enlightenment - DOES NOT KILL!

j'bob June 5 2009 6:09 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Burn baby BURN!

* Ice Familiar - Your tongue is now stuck to the pole!

* Steel Familiar - I hit from behind!!!

* Halidon Familiar - Ouch! Right in the meat!

* Electric Familiar - Set phasers for SHOCKING!

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 5 2009 6:35 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Hmm Barbecue Flavour!

* Ice Familiar - Winter came Early!

* Steel Familiar - Didn't see that one coming did ya!

* Halidon Familiar - I do this with my eyes closed!

* Electric Familiar - Like a picachu through water!



* Tattoo of Augmentation - There is nowhere to run now!

* Tattoo of Endurance - That tickled!

* Rune of Solitude - Sut has got nothing on me!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - I am too hot to touch!

* Rune of Enlightenment - Its like a day of meditation and butt whooping!

Dave's The Man June 6 2009 12:47 AM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Do you smell smoke?

* Ice Familiar - I'm the solution to global warming!

* Steel Familiar - Steeling is not wrong!

* Halidon Familiar - Feel the arrow, be the arrow, shoot the arrow!

* Electric Familiar - Pi-ka--CHU!



* Tattoo of Augmentation - Want some 'roids?

* Tattoo of Endurance - No pain... No pain... NO PAIN!

* Rune of Solitude - Who needs friends anyway?

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Through the Fires and Flames!

* Rune of Enlightenment - Never forget the Buddah's teaching, my son.

bensonp June 6 2009 7:19 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Play with fire and somebody is going to get hurt.

* Ice Familiar - They call me Mr Freeze. (in an Arnie accent)

* Steel Familiar - Incoming

* Halidon Familiar - 33, 34, 35, 36 come on Gimli.

* Electric Familiar - Light on Light off

QBOddBird June 6 2009 8:07 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Mmmm, Kentucky Friend YOU!

* Ice Familiar - Congelo!

* Steel Familiar - I'm gonna tear you a new one while I'm back here!

* Halidon Familiar - I bet you're getting a pins and needles sensation!

* Electric Familiar - I can feel the electricity between us!

* Tattoo of Augmentation - They rebuilt me faster, stronger, with perkier pecs!

* Tattoo of Endurance - We could go all night baby!

* Rune of Solitude - One Rune to Rule them All!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - You are such a hottie!

* Rune of Enlightenment - I Baroque your mind!

Zenai June 13 2009 9:18 PM EDT

Join Join Join! This Contest will be ending soon add your Posts asap!

alaskanpsyko June 13 2009 9:57 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - Original or extra crispy???
* Ice Familiar - time to cool things down a bit..

* Steel Familiar - herr herr...it go boom!

* Halidon Familiar - This is how a REAL famillar shoots

* Electric Familiar - PIIIKAA...wait..



* Tattoo of Augmentation - BUNS OF STEEEL!

* Tattoo of Endurance - cmon is that all you've got?

* Rune of Solitude - i thought i told you to leave me be!!!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - *whipsh* down bessy!

* Rune of Enlightenment - none shall exceed

DarkPrince June 13 2009 10:00 PM EDT

Um... Pardon me. But isn't this contest supposed to be over already? It said one week and one week from the 4th was the 11th, today is the 13th already.

KrossOut June 13 2009 10:02 PM EDT

* Fire Familiar - GA + AMF = NooB... Seriously...

* Ice Familiar - You make one ugly Snowman!

* Steel Familiar - My Magic Missile hit you for... oops too much damage

* Halidon Familiar - BOOM Heashot! BOOM HEADSHOT!

* Electric Familiar - And i was wearing rubber gloves..


* Tattoo of Augmentation - The BIGGER i am the HARDER you fall =)

* Tattoo of Endurance - Why so Serious???

* Rune of Solitude - Do I have to do Everything?!?!?

* Rune of Balrog Flame - Its not Hell... YET!!

* Rune of Enlightenment - Knowledge IS power =)

Zenai June 13 2009 10:05 PM EDT

Fine I hereby set and Extension for one more week due to skimpiness of contestants. If there is not more by the end of this next week then I will lower the Prizes to reflect it.

DarkPrince June 13 2009 10:10 PM EDT

Sorry Zenai. I just wanted things to be clear. I'm the kind of person that likes to have definite answers.

KrossOut June 13 2009 10:10 PM EDT

Jigorokano Familiar - Chuck Noriss couldn't even do that

dup June 14 2009 12:38 AM EDT

* Fire Familiar - I hit my own teammates!

* Ice Familiar - GA kills me in 3 rounds!

* Steel Familiar - Hit it from the back!

* Halidon Familiar - I'm overpowered!

* Electric Familiar - AC/DC!


* Tattoo of Augmentation - I see more USD than a bank!

* Tattoo of Endurance - If i was more underpowered i would be a RoE!

* Rune of Solitude - I'm like flat soda..i never fizzle!

* Rune of Balrog Flame - I'm mediocre at 3 things!

* Rune of Enlightenment - I'm on the endangered species list!

* Jigorokano Familiar - get jiggy with it!

Zenai June 17 2009 8:59 PM EDT

No One Else?

Zenai June 21 2009 9:35 PM EDT

Some Contestants were Disqualified due to NOT following the Rules. There was supposed to be a Cry for Everything, hence the name of this thread. Sorry Guys pay closer attention next time.


Since there was a small showing for this contest Prizes were subquently dropped as a matter of course. Prizes are now as follows :

1st - 750K
2nd - 500K
3rd - 250K

10 K for all of the attention getting lines dropped.

Contest Winners!



Warlord Daz - 1st Best Orginal Theme

[CB1]Gun - 2nd Awesome Movie/Show References

DrAcO5676 -3rd Game Theme

{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Warlord Daz (Eoyane) $750000 -- 1st Place! 9:18 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 [CB1]Gun (Tim) $500000 -- 2nd Place! 9:18 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 DrAcO5676 (Koyaanisqatsi) $250000 -- 3rd Place! 9:19 PM EDT

Stand Alone Cries from everyone that I liked :) 10 K to everyone for Participating!


Yes I know that the Jiggy lines were not supposed to be in here duh it's my contest but I get to award whatever I want to so tough nuggies :P


Warlord Daz - * Tattoo of Endurance - I get knocked down! But I get up again! (Tumbawumba Baby!)

DrAcO5676 - * Tattoo of Augmentation - I'm about to drop the hammer!

[CB1]Gun - Jigorokano Familiar - You killed lucky cricket! (Line from Balls of Fury Movie.)

DarkPrince - * Rune of Balrog Flame - Welcome to the darkness. There's no escape! (Multiple Movie References)

Admiralkiller - * Electric Familiar - You shouldn't put forks into plug ins! (Basic Common Sense and Multiple Movie References....lol)

Multi - * Jigorokano Familiar - My feet are sweating from kicking you in the face so much! (Original!)

Vessel For The Soul - * Halidon Familiar - I Told you not to move! Now the arrows in your head! (William Tell gone bad!/ Farside Comic)

j'bob - * Ice Familiar - Your tongue is now stuck to the pole! ("A Christmas Story" Reference....Long Live the Red Rider BB Gun!)

Nayab - * Steel Familiar - Didn't see that one coming did ya! (Multiple References)

Dave's The Man - * Tattoo of Endurance - No pain... No pain... NO PAIN! (Multiple References XD)

QBOddBird - * Steel Familiar - I'm gonna tear you a new one while I'm back here! (You should never aggravate your Proctologist XD)

alaskanpsyko - * Fire Familiar - Original or extra crispy??? (KFC FTW!)

KrossOut - * Rune of Enlightenment - Knowledge IS power! (Multiple References)

dup - * Rune of Solitude - I'm like flat soda...I never fizzle! ( Original! )


{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 dup (Flavor of the Month) $10000 -- Participation 9:26 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 KrossOut (R.I.P.) $10000 -- Participation 9:25 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 alaskanpsyko (Eskinaut) $10000 -- Participation 9:25 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 QBOddBird (Rogue) $10000 -- Participation 9:25 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Dave's The Man (Gold Ooze) $10000 -- Participation 9:25 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Nayab (Alara United) $10000 -- Participation 9:24 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 j'bob (The Crow) $10000 -- Participation 9:24 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Vessel For The Soul(DevelopmentlyDisabled) $10000 -- Participation9:24 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Multi (Super Mushroom) $10000 -- Participation 9:23 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Admiralkiller (AK's revenge) $10000 -- Participation 9:23 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 DarkPrince (One-Winged Angel) $10000 -- Participation 9:23 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 [CB1]Gun (Tim) $10000 -- Participation 9:22 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 DrAcO5676 (Koyaanisqatsi) $10000 -- Participation 9:22 PM EDT
{CB1}Zenai U'Lanya(FuerGrissa ost Drauka) 75.53.128.120 Warlord Daz (Eoyane) $10000 -- Participation 9:22 PM EDT

KrossOut June 22 2009 1:13 AM EDT

Thanks zenai that was fun =)
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