If you could be any animal... (in Off-topic)
...what would you be, and why?
id like to be a lion so i could look all dominant and stuff. oh and so i could just yell as loud as i want and no one would do anything about it >:D
July 1 2009 3:40 PM EDT
Penguin so I could experience if global warming is happening or not, first hand.. heh
July 1 2009 3:42 PM EDT
Then I'd be a bird, I could fly, and I'd be named after something happy.
People would take pictures of me, and I would poop on their cars.
In return, they would make birdhouses and birdfeeders for me.
Sometimes even a birdbath.
July 1 2009 3:44 PM EDT
Tiger. I bleed orange and black.
A three toed sloth.
You come out of your tree only once a week, to defecate.
The epitomy of lazy. ;)
July 1 2009 3:55 PM EDT
You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why?
Tough choice between an Eagle and a mountain lion.
July 1 2009 3:57 PM EDT
"You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why? "
There's nothing cool about 20-foot poo splatter marks.
July 1 2009 4:04 PM EDT
There is something hilarious, however, about 20-foot poo splatters.
"You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why?"
Toilet Paper. ;)
July 1 2009 4:43 PM EDT
Some Predatory animal like a Wolf or Large Cat.
Would like to see if the rush of the kill is exactly how they describe it or not.
Because they live for over 100 years dude! Could you imagine all the things you could witness in 100+ years?
PS: Do you know how many games I could play in a hundred years.......whoa I could like totally Dominate CB by simply out living you all muahahahahaha!!!!!
July 1 2009 4:56 PM EDT
Uh.. human? I'll just stick with human.
If I could pick an animal to shape shift into at will, I'd probably pick something like a wolf or black bear. Or a T-rex, if that's allowed.
Definitely pick a panda. I get to eat nothing but my favorite food all day and everyone wants me. Sounds perfect.
July 1 2009 5:04 PM EDT
Any animal that looks cool in a hat and can play the guitar is the epitome of cool.
Cranky, solitary, independent, crepuscular/nocturnal, and so darn cute everybody wants one anyway.
Anything-but-modest. I forgot to add that.
July 1 2009 8:10 PM EDT
I honestly thought Bast would have said cougar...
... not sure why I thought that.
I want to be a hawk because then none of you could catch me! oh and i like feeling the cool breeze :)
July 1 2009 8:16 PM EDT
I want to be a shhhhhh tree so I don't have to hear you all.
Just Kidding I would want to be a Polar Bear...the largest meanest land predator on earth.
a bird, imaging flying over everthing. the sky! wow
or a squirrel, itrs 3d, it perfect jump from branch to branch its an adventure!
July 1 2009 10:27 PM EDT
Eagle for sure.
Or maybe a cheetah....
The ability to eat, wear, torment, and destroy the animal kingdom is neat.
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