If you could be any animal... (in Off-topic)

Untouchable July 1 2009 3:37 PM EDT

...what would you be, and why?

id like to be a lion so i could look all dominant and stuff. oh and so i could just yell as loud as i want and no one would do anything about it >:D

Cube July 1 2009 3:40 PM EDT

Penguin so I could experience if global warming is happening or not, first hand.. heh

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] July 1 2009 3:41 PM EDT

dolphins rock!

QBOddBird July 1 2009 3:42 PM EDT

a titmouse.

Then I'd be a bird, I could fly, and I'd be named after something happy.
People would take pictures of me, and I would poop on their cars.
In return, they would make birdhouses and birdfeeders for me.
Sometimes even a birdbath.

[P]Mitt July 1 2009 3:44 PM EDT

Tiger. I bleed orange and black.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 1 2009 3:52 PM EDT

A three toed sloth.

You come out of your tree only once a week, to defecate.

The epitomy of lazy. ;)

Cube July 1 2009 3:55 PM EDT

You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why?

Brakke Bres [Ow man] July 1 2009 3:56 PM EDT

Tough choice between an Eagle and a mountain lion.

Can't decide!

Demigod July 1 2009 3:57 PM EDT

"You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why? "

There's nothing cool about 20-foot poo splatter marks.

QBOddBird July 1 2009 4:04 PM EDT

There is something hilarious, however, about 20-foot poo splatters.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] July 1 2009 4:07 PM EDT

"You have to climb all the way down a tree, and then back up!? Why?"

Toilet Paper. ;)

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] July 1 2009 4:43 PM EDT

Some Predatory animal like a Wolf or Large Cat.

Would like to see if the rush of the kill is exactly how they describe it or not.

Sea turtle

Because they live for over 100 years dude! Could you imagine all the things you could witness in 100+ years?

PS: Do you know how many games I could play in a hundred years.......whoa I could like totally Dominate CB by simply out living you all muahahahahaha!!!!!

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] July 1 2009 4:48 PM EDT

A nibblonian.

Lord Bob July 1 2009 4:56 PM EDT

Uh.. human? I'll just stick with human.

If I could pick an animal to shape shift into at will, I'd probably pick something like a wolf or black bear. Or a T-rex, if that's allowed.

[Jedi] Danludar July 1 2009 5:01 PM EDT

Definitely pick a panda. I get to eat nothing but my favorite food all day and everyone wants me. Sounds perfect.

AdminG Beee July 1 2009 5:04 PM EDT

A meerkat.

Any animal that looks cool in a hat and can play the guitar is the epitome of cool.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] July 1 2009 5:35 PM EDT


Cranky, solitary, independent, crepuscular/nocturnal, and so darn cute everybody wants one anyway.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] July 1 2009 5:38 PM EDT

being a wombat does sound kinda cool!


QBBast [Hidden Agenda] July 1 2009 5:43 PM EDT

Anything-but-modest. I forgot to add that.

Lochnivar July 1 2009 8:10 PM EDT

I honestly thought Bast would have said cougar...

... not sure why I thought that.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 1 2009 8:14 PM EDT

I want to be a hawk because then none of you could catch me! oh and i like feeling the cool breeze :)

kevlar July 1 2009 8:16 PM EDT

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 1 2009 9:58 PM EDT

I want to be a shhhhhh tree so I don't have to hear you all.

Just Kidding I would want to be a Polar Bear...the largest meanest land predator on earth.

Unappreciated Misnomer July 1 2009 10:27 PM EDT

a bird, imaging flying over everthing. the sky! wow

or a squirrel, itrs 3d, it perfect jump from branch to branch its an adventure!

BHT July 1 2009 10:27 PM EDT

Eagle for sure.
Or maybe a cheetah....

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] July 2 2009 12:30 AM EDT


The ability to eat, wear, torment, and destroy the animal kingdom is neat.
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