Secret Message time (in Contests)

Alright, I've had it now for a couple days, so I guess it's time to ask CB the question. What does my secret message say? If you find out, please post on here and you'll win 50k. If I decide that it is harder then previously thought, then I'll increase the prize.

Bam prize increased to 300k

Your going to NCB in the fall? Or Autumn for that matter?

You're going to prison this fall for downloading all that software and music!

You hate Autumn

I can only get so far with it... x.x

Thanks Fex, I'm now on a half a dozen federali watch lists for doing searches on steg software..

Autumn will be the end of CB2?

Onions are going to kill us all in Autumn

Still nothing eh? To win this contest you are going to need some help, the question is from where.

I tried using Photoshop for an hour to figure out what the message was, but it only ended in frustration.

I can get about two words... The article it's related to is funny though.

Global warming?

September 24, 2006? (The date under the "The Onion Magazine")

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The Carbon release from trees in autumn could 1 day kill all of us?

cube.the it.got

He didn't give me the full secret message, which means he doesn't win.

@.@ Harder than I thought.

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You need to give the full secret message to win this contest, nobody has given me the full message yet.

There is no secret message.

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Also, Verifex + OB = 4evr. Don't tell V.

I'm sorry but you are going to have to try harder to get the message.

i cannot figure out your subliminal message

I spent five minutes trying to read messages in leaves before giving up.

For the FULL secret message, I'm upping the ante to 600k

I got nothing.

It's a stereogram. The two Us are the distance markers.

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You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top stars!

... yep I know there are two lines missing, I'm to tired atm. ;-)

The Carbon emissions from the trees in the autumn could poison us all to death one day?

The Onion Magazine
September 24, 2006

7 + 24 + 2006 = 2037

2037 in hexadecimals is 7F5

7F5
Canton-Hackney Airport
Canton, Texas, USA

the capital letters CHACTUSA rearranged is A CASH CUT

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You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top stars!
You're the greatest winner I know!
Congratulations forever!

VERIFEX AUTUMN rearranged is AVENUE TURF MIX

There are 6 letters in the word "autumn." 666. The "a" in autumn is the first letter of the alphabet. 616. The secret message is Verifex is Satan himself.

VERIFEX SATAN rearranged is FAT SEX RAVINE

Excellent. The secret message is that September is the 7th month.

joo lie! hehe, get it july...seventh month. i thought it was funny. ; )

deifeln7's mind = blown

Another fact: September 24... That's tomorrow!

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This secret message is intended for one person

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top 5 lists!
You indeed have what it takes to be the best!
Keep it up and you'll surely go places!

... /rips eyes out

Can someone throw me a bone here? I don't expect to figure it out, but I'd love to play catch-up.

Correction:

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The secret message is intended for one person

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top 5 lists!

You indeed have what it takes to be the best!
Keep it up and you'll surely go places!

Congrats JS you win!

Behold its eye-numbing glory!

However wims, you totally blew my mind with your way over the top solution, so you'll get 100k ;)

I would of never discovered that even if my life depended on it.

Ow, my head.