Secret Message time (in Contests)


AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 21 2009 8:29 PM EDT

Alright, I've had it now for a couple days, so I guess it's time to ask CB the question. What does my secret message say? If you find out, please post on here and you'll win 50k. If I decide that it is harder then previously thought, then I'll increase the prize.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 21 2009 8:34 PM EDT

Bam prize increased to 300k

Lefty July 21 2009 8:39 PM EDT

Your going to NCB in the fall? Or Autumn for that matter?

Mesoshort July 21 2009 8:44 PM EDT

You're going to prison this fall for downloading all that software and music!

Admiralkiller July 21 2009 9:27 PM EDT

You hate Autumn

DoS [Battle Royale] July 21 2009 9:42 PM EDT

I can only get so far with it... x.x

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 21 2009 10:33 PM EDT

Thanks Fex, I'm now on a half a dozen federali watch lists for doing searches on steg software..

TheCakeIsTheTruth July 21 2009 10:50 PM EDT

Autumn will be the end of CB2?

BHT July 22 2009 12:02 AM EDT

Onions are going to kill us all in Autumn

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 22 2009 2:57 PM EDT

Still nothing eh? To win this contest you are going to need some help, the question is from where.

I tried using Photoshop for an hour to figure out what the message was, but it only ended in frustration.

cube.the July 22 2009 3:13 PM EDT

I can get about two words... The article it's related to is funny though.

TheCakeIsTheTruth July 22 2009 3:36 PM EDT

Global warming?

September 24, 2006? (The date under the "The Onion Magazine")

cube.the July 22 2009 3:59 PM EDT

This secret message brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans.

Admiralkiller July 22 2009 6:15 PM EDT

The Carbon release from trees in autumn could 1 day kill all of us?

w!ms July 22 2009 7:08 PM EDT

cube.the it.got

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 22 2009 7:19 PM EDT

He didn't give me the full secret message, which means he doesn't win.

cube.the July 22 2009 10:53 PM EDT

@.@ Harder than I thought.

w!ms July 22 2009 11:37 PM EDT

This secret message is brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 23 2009 5:02 PM EDT

You need to give the full secret message to win this contest, nobody has given me the full message yet.

QBOddBird July 23 2009 5:07 PM EDT

There is no secret message.

This message brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans.


Also, Verifex + OB = 4evr. Don't tell V.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 23 2009 5:17 PM EDT

I'm sorry but you are going to have to try harder to get the message.

Untouchable [The Knighthood] July 23 2009 6:18 PM EDT

i cannot figure out your subliminal message

Demigod July 23 2009 6:31 PM EDT

I spent five minutes trying to read messages in leaves before giving up.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 23 2009 6:53 PM EDT

For the FULL secret message, I'm upping the ante to 600k

w!ms July 23 2009 7:47 PM EDT

I got nothing.

iBananco [Blue Army] July 23 2009 8:02 PM EDT

It's a stereogram. The two Us are the distance markers.

PoisoN July 23 2009 8:05 PM EDT

This secret message brought to you by nothing brand jeans.

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top stars!

... yep I know there are two lines missing, I'm to tired atm. ;-)

Admiralkiller July 23 2009 8:54 PM EDT

The Carbon emissions from the trees in the autumn could poison us all to death one day?

w!ms July 23 2009 9:18 PM EDT

The Onion Magazine
September 24, 2006

7 + 24 + 2006 = 2037

2037 in hexadecimals is 7F5

7F5
Canton-Hackney Airport
Canton, Texas, USA

the capital letters CHACTUSA rearranged is A CASH CUT

This secret message brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans.

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top stars!
You're the greatest winner I know!
Congratulations forever!

VERIFEX AUTUMN rearranged is AVENUE TURF MIX

There are 6 letters in the word "autumn." 666. The "a" in autumn is the first letter of the alphabet. 616. The secret message is Verifex is Satan himself.

VERIFEX SATAN rearranged is FAT SEX RAVINE

iBananco [Blue Army] July 23 2009 9:31 PM EDT

Excellent. The secret message is that September is the 7th month.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] July 23 2009 9:34 PM EDT

joo lie! hehe, get it july...seventh month. i thought it was funny. ; )

w!ms July 23 2009 9:36 PM EDT

deifeln7's mind = blown

w!ms July 23 2009 9:38 PM EDT

Another fact: September 24... That's tomorrow!

iBananco [Blue Army] July 23 2009 10:42 PM EDT

This secret message brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans

This secret message is intended for one person

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top 5 lists!
You indeed have what it takes to be the best!
Keep it up and you'll surely go places!

... /rips eyes out

Demigod July 23 2009 10:45 PM EDT

Can someone throw me a bone here? I don't expect to figure it out, but I'd love to play catch-up.

iBananco [Blue Army] July 23 2009 10:49 PM EDT

Correction:

This secret message brought to you by Nothing Brand Jeans

The secret message is intended for one person

You are an awesome person!
Congratulations, you are the best!
I put you at the top of all my top 5 lists!

You indeed have what it takes to be the best!
Keep it up and you'll surely go places!

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 24 2009 12:42 AM EDT

Congrats JS you win!

iBananco [Blue Army] July 24 2009 12:44 AM EDT


Behold its eye-numbing glory!

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] July 24 2009 12:44 AM EDT

However wims, you totally blew my mind with your way over the top solution, so you'll get 100k ;)

TheCakeIsTheTruth July 24 2009 12:56 AM EDT

I would of never discovered that even if my life depended on it.

cube.the July 25 2009 11:56 AM EDT

Ow, my head.
This thread is closed to new posts. However, you are welcome to reference it from a new thread; link this with the html <a href="/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=002pbl">Secret Message time</a>