Name my company. 100k prize. (in Contests)

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 1:56 PM EDT

I have recently started my own company as a Floor layer and picked up a number of decent contracts. I am currently expanding and growing in these times of recession. It is now at the point where I need a company name instead of numbers.

100k to the best name >IMO<

Should have something to do with floors or floor laying.
A clever name would help.
Nothing non-pg or implying non-pg.
Should appeal to Rich people as well as contractors.

Contest is subject to end immediately after I find a name that I like.

winner winner September 2 2009 1:59 PM EDT

The Super Floor Layers

Demigod September 2 2009 2:01 PM EDT

You can always go with "Absolute Flooring." It's generic, but starting the name with "Ab" guarantees good placement in the phonebook.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2009 2:23 PM EDT

employees, or just you?

layman or laymen? ; )

Neo Japan September 2 2009 2:36 PM EDT

whats your name? My friends used thier first letter of their last names to make their company "DC Flooring"

I would personally do something like "FTW Flooring" or "Flooring FTW"

Young people will think AWESOME!!! and older people can be told its Foam, Tile and Wood.

Rubberduck[T] [Hell Blenders] September 2 2009 2:42 PM EDT

Floored genius

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 2:45 PM EDT


Crusty Flooring (fox might sue)

Top Shelf Flooring (stupid and suggestive!)

HD Floors (works for everything else)

Icecap floors (ironic if you do radiant heat installs)

Polar Floors (what do you want it looks like it's cold in that picture)

The Floor Admiral

Frigate Floors

Warped Flooring (I love this name!)

Burl Floors

On our knees flooring (it's true!)

Florido (Stupid!!!)

AdminShade September 2 2009 2:55 PM EDT

All your Floors are belonged to us?
Floors 'r' us?
Put our Floor behind your Door?


TheCakeIsTheTruth September 2 2009 3:00 PM EDT

"Last Name" Flooring

If your business becomes very successful you'll be remembered by the name. Definitely pick your last name, and if you have a son even better.

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 3:04 PM EDT

I think I have a winner but keep them coming I may change my mind.

QBsutekh137 September 2 2009 3:06 PM EDT

Something with your name, as in, "So and so Flooring"?

Floor Master
Quality Flooring
Floors -n- More (well, if you do anything more, that is)
Expert Floors
Cutting Edge Floors
Floor It

TheCakeIsTheTruth September 2 2009 3:07 PM EDT

You could even get a truck with the company name on it. Who wouldn't want their last name on their truck?

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2009 3:36 PM EDT

"You could even get a truck with the company name on it. Who wouldn't want their last name on their truck?"

anyone who suffers from road rage most likely! ; )

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 3:46 PM EDT

red knee floors

semi auto flooring (nail guns are awesome)

dirt flooring


Floor Ninja

Hack and Slash Floors

CB Flooring and Crime Scene Cleanup

Carnage Floors!

AdminG Beee September 2 2009 4:01 PM EDT

Company name: Euflooria
Catchphrase: "Best lay you'll ever have".

TheCakeIsTheTruth September 2 2009 4:02 PM EDT

One-day Flooring

"We promise we'll get you laid in one day"


AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 4:05 PM EDT

Damn you Beee! I thought I had this till you showed up!

Last Gasp September 2 2009 4:05 PM EDT

Nobody uses the yellow pages any longer so don't worry about placement.

Don't use words like "Best," "Affordable," "Quality," or "Budget." I have found the opposite is almost always true of those company's.

"Get Floored Flooring"

"Underfoot Flooring"

"Flat Out Flooring"

"Not Boring Flooring"

"Incredible Designs"

"Flooring Prose" because "All the worlds a stage" while we are merely the layers!":-)

"The Floor Pros"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2009 4:14 PM EDT

acme flooring, with a picture of wylie coyote laying tile! ; )

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 2 2009 4:16 PM EDT

Sturdy Ground

May think of something else later.

TheCakeIsTheTruth September 2 2009 4:25 PM EDT

Anyone find my laid joke, funny? I think I may start using it :P

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2009 4:27 PM EDT

it would likely get you...floored! ; )

TheCakeIsTheTruth September 2 2009 4:29 PM EDT

"Need to get laid?"

"Call "blah blah blah" Flooring."

Use that catch phrase for any name, lol

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 2 2009 9:23 PM EDT

It's not over, but these are the ones I like most.
You can still submit entry's how ever I am narrowing down the current ones.

Absolute Flooring
Top Shelf Flooring
Cutting Edge Flooring
A Cut Above Flooring

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 2 2009 9:52 PM EDT

how about:

i'm floored!

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] September 2 2009 10:51 PM EDT


{CB1}Sparticus [Screwed Justice] September 2 2009 11:13 PM EDT

Jedi Flooring(or Master Flooring)- "May the Floors be with you" (cant believe no one else thought of that :P )

Granite & Gold Standard Flooring.(sisters suggestion)

Stoned Flooring- (Depends on the type of floors you install.)

We 'B' Flooring / or We 'B' Floored

QBsutekh137 September 2 2009 11:43 PM EDT

I don't think you should underestimate "Pro"... Give this to the person who brought that in, but something like a one-word "ProFloor" or "FloorPro" could work...

I agree about staying away from words like "Budget", but the words Quality, Pro, Expert, and Master are still good... Some more one-word ideas:


I really like Floor2Floor -- such a great symmetry for "Wall to wall". You could even use "Wall2Wall Flooring" or somesuch...

QBsutekh137 September 2 2009 11:51 PM EDT

Sorry, have some more:

DuraFloor (might be a brand name already?)
Floor Architect
The Floor Guy(s)
The Floorist
Elite Floors
Floor Elite (sounds like "Fur Elise", sort of)
Bottom Line Flooring (maybe sounds cheap, though)
On The Level Flooring

And now I have to be good and right and proper for all of my crazy names to make it through the spell checker. I hope you like some of my suggestions!

It has been a pleasure serving your naming needs!

Rawr September 3 2009 12:00 AM EDT

Miles of Tiles

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 3 2009 12:05 AM EDT


Floor...floor you?

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] September 3 2009 4:15 AM EDT

We'll Floor You!
Eat off this!
We got Tiles!
Get Buffed!
On the Level
Line in the Sand Flooring
Blockhead's Flooring
Sticky's Flooring
Chip's Flooring
The Big Boot
Dirty Sexy Flooring
No Trail Flooring
Spackle Stains
Flooring Everywhere
Inspiring Tiles
Slippery Marble

If any are repeats don't bother telling me.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 3 2009 8:57 AM EDT

"Dirty Sexy Flooring"

That' awesome name. 100% inappropriate, but wow. I'd call.

QBsutekh137 September 3 2009 9:00 AM EDT

Gun is a big stealer. If you go with "On The Level", be sure to search the thread top down, first. *wink*

IndependenZ September 3 2009 9:46 AM EDT

4 Floor!

Floor D'Or!

Floor Corps!

Floor Score!

Floor War!

Floor Store!

Floor From Thor!

Okay now I'm getting ridiculous. But, if you decide to go with the last one, you absolutely have to have a very big hammer with you everything you visit a client.

blackshadowshade September 3 2009 9:57 AM EDT

Floor Right
Floors R Us
Lay me down flooring
Floors can do

blackshadowshade September 3 2009 9:57 AM EDT

Flat out

blackshadowshade September 3 2009 10:00 AM EDT

(and you probably don't want to go with Board Stiff!)

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 3 2009 11:43 PM EDT

Admiralkiller (AK's revenge) QBsutekh137 (Hubbell) $100000 11:42 PM EDT

To Sut for Cutting edge floors.....a lot of entry's were excellent.

Thank you everyone for your kind and thoughtful suggestion.

Demigod September 3 2009 11:52 PM EDT

Congrats to Sut, and good luck to AK with the business.

Also, don't forget that you can probably find a CB player tech-savvy enough to whip up a website using a template that still looks professional and sleek.

Untouchable September 4 2009 12:51 AM EDT

Fight Club

Untouchable September 4 2009 12:53 AM EDT

just kidding.

how about



Daz September 4 2009 1:11 AM EDT

Oooh, I know I'm too late, but "Flawless".

Untouchable September 4 2009 1:14 AM EDT

hahahahah nice

Edicinnej September 7 2009 5:42 PM EDT

Yule be Floored!

Rich people like Christmas.

QBsutekh137 September 8 2009 10:26 AM EDT

Heh, I just saw the results! Thanks, AK, and good luck!

I should pay you, since it's fun to keep the ol' creative juices flowing on contests like this! *smile*

kevlar September 8 2009 12:24 PM EDT

nice contest, congrats Sut
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