Corny Joke Warning!:
Q:You know what a cat calls a Mouse on roller skates?
A: Meals on Wheels!
Q: When does a Doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patience!
Q: What was Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the vine!
Q: What did the Momma Tomato say to the baby Tomato?
Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A Frog. Because it Croaks every night!
Q: Why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup?
A: Because he was coffin!
Q: Why did the Spider get on the internet?
A: Because he wanted to log onto his Website!
Q: Why did the Witch fly her broom?
A: Because her vacuum was too heavy!
Q: Do Doctors make House Calls?
A: Yes but your house must be very sick!
Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the Rocking Chair?
A: Because she wanted to Rock and Roll!
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