Destroy Joel - Image Contest! (in Contests)

Joel made the mistake of volunteering pics for editing. I'm offering $1,000,000 for your efforts. The prize(s) will be awarded by Joel himself, in whatever arrangement he chooses. He could decide to give it all away to one person or $100k to ten people. It's his call.

Edit the pics however you wish. Use whatever editor you have available. Since the past few contests have been lacking in participants, I am asking you all to contribute something. Quality doesn't matter. I am not eligible for this contest, but I will post for fun.

Here are a couple of links to help out:
LunaPic -- This is a simple online image editor
DYI.Despair -- DIY demotivator online, and very easy to use

Click on the thumbnails for larger versions. There are 17 in total, but I am only posting some of them here. For the others, just follow the link to Photobucket. And if you have any other pics of Joel, feel free to use them.

All 17 Pics Here

Oh, and if anyone doesn't know how to post pics, just CM me.

W00T!! I love the belly-face gag! How did you know!?

Here is a quick attempt at a previous contest that didn't live long. I'll be working on something else to come up within a day or 2.

Demi thanks a lot for the DYI tool! I'm gonna be using it so much that everyone's gonna want to kill you for sharing it :)

On a side note, here is what I came with...

Thank you so much Joel for making those funny faces on pics that usually would represent "kick-a*" people.

Made this a little sooner then expected.

There is so much fun we can have with joel...

PG

Thanks again Joel, hope you have as much fun as I did...

For anyone interested... I used google image with PG, PG and "carnage" as my search topics...

Could not find anything interesting with blender :( I challenge someone to find a "potty" picture suited for use with http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv207/CowboyUGA/Joel/100206-183530.jpg or http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv207/CowboyUGA/Joel/100206-183634.jpg. If they come from a mix of the google image search "potty" and they are chosen by Joel to win, I will double the prize he gives to you!!

Nice body!

Joel, you rock. Providing us with these great but very personal images, just so we can amuse ourselves ;) That's why I decided to make you look good instead of bad! Click on the images for best viewing quality. Anyway, I thought this one would work best:



Then, I started working on you :P



And edited you into this animation!

Whoo! Excellent way to get this started!

Hmm. Salk's 2nd link to my pics collection came up with a message that "this pic has been removed or deleted," but the pic is still online. Here's the link again:
http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv207/CowboyUGA/Joel/100206-183634.jpg

Keep it PG, Salk.

Okay okay I couldn't resist! Click the link for the full version of the image.

Bah, jpeg sucks. Try this beautiful PNG file of Joecula.

OH MAN!!! Wow, I have never been so pleased in my entire life! Thank you everybody for these awesome edits to my masculine features! And thank you IndependenZ for a pic that I can use for a "After" pic in case I want to advertise the diet I've been on :P This is the most fun I've ever had!!! Keep abusing or improving my images!!

Ah sorry about the unPG stuff :( My bad, I should stop posting when I'm drunk... I will try to edit the pic to make it PG.

Joel looked a little "backed up" in this pic.

Another easy edit:

My coup de grace!

I'd buy a car from him -- to drive away quickly.

ROFL!! Awesome! I hope to wake up to more hilarious picture of me being goofed up!

Demigod (Demigod) 76.127.59.63 Joel (Huge Pockets) $1000000 -- Contest 7:00 PM EDT

Funds sent to Zen to select the winner(s) whenever he chooses to end this.

If you want to add some more lovely submissions, get to work!

I need more!! 1 Million to the 40th funny picture! Kinda like a radio contest! The 40th picture wins!

Catch: I have to find it funny ^.^
There are 20 pics that I find funny, so far! A small prize will go to each person that makes a pic that I find funny, including the ones already submitted!
Prizes will be distributed once the 40th has been picked.
If you still have more ideas, then I'll give a 100,000 reward every 10th funny submission, after 40!

Gave everyone a good share of 1 million, but the most went to Salketer and IndependenZ!!! Demigod placed a close second! Way to go guys!
Thank you all for your awesome edits to my pictures! Me and my brother had sooooo many laughs!!


Recent Transfers
From IP To What When
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 IndependenZ (C.M. Burns) $100000 1:31 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Salketer (Nedanilith) $100000 1:31 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 kevlar (Pack Mule Service) $50000 1:31 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 ltachi (ltachi) $50000 1:30 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 RealAxis (Exodia) $50000 1:30 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 IndependenZ (C.M. Burns) $50000 1:30 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Demigod (Demigod) $50000 1:30 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Demigod (Demigod) $100000 1:29 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 IndependenZ (C.M. Burns) $100000 1:28 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 RealAxis (Exodia) $50000 1:28 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 ltachi (ltachi) $50000 1:27 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 kevlar (Pack Mule Service) $50000 1:27 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Salketer (Nedanilith) $100000 1:27 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Messbrutal (Xanthan) $50000 1:26 PM EDT
Joel (Huge Pockets) 71.164.138.141 Tal Destra (Sayomi Kimura) $50000 1:26 PM EDT

I just couldn't resist X-D

Rofl!!
Anyone else want to still make entries? The contest may be over, but the fun will never stop!

Joel, hate to say it but contest over man >:)

and with that said... submit new pics for a contest later >:] Thanks for the fun times!