Assassin Taunt (in Contests)

Dear dyno,

/me sticks tongue out
/me forms the letter "L" on forehead
/me says, "Nanny nanny boo boo"

Best regards,
Lammy

Womp.

Rofl!

This... my friends.... is Funny! :)

Hey, you're not Zen! No capitalizing random words for you.

Dearest dyno,

Another day/night has gone by. I've set the table every day/night hoping you would come by and enjoy a meal with me. Do you not care about me anymore? I'm missing you something furious. Please do stop by and say hello.

Always,
Lammy

p.s. I'm making your favorite. Cream of potato with jalapeno relish.

GG dyno.

Oh lammy,

You've already slipped up 2 days - no room for error now!

A Tea Party can I come?

Dear dyno,

I give up. I am yours for the taking.

Always,
Lammy

I love burritos.

Ewww put your clothes on.

To whom it may concern (dyno),

Please be advised that the undersigned hereby throws said gauntlet to the indicated floor.

Please acknowledge throwing of said gauntlet on behalf of issuer.

Sincerely,
[insert fancy signature here]
Lammy

wow... what a taunt...

Oooooo

Why you DO it like that Lammy?

YOU*

Hi Lamu,

Your chat looks great as I type this - You should tell Bananco to assassinate me! Wait a second... do you hear something?

... Was that my left bicep?

Nah... It was my

ABBBBBBBBBBB-DOMINALS!

/me adjusts glasses and hair
/me begins walking down the hallway with large stack of papers
/me accidentally drops a pencil

Oh dear oh my. It appears I dropped my precious pencil. I'll have to pick it up, for I can't work without it. I sure do hope no one does anything in my most vulnerable state.

/me very very slowly bends over to pick up the one of my kind pencil

I love this game.

A Haiku :)

My dear Lamuness,
you evade me yet again,
But I will prevail!

I love haikus.

Mal we should do battle >_>