BM Revolution! (in General)

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 14 2011 5:08 PM EDT

Limited possibilities in our free trade economy!?
Unlike other unamerica pig dogs, I bring hope! At the time of this thread there was 61* democratic votes in our illegal superstore. Our oppressor sends us to the long production lines in order to make one item, the same item, on an endless loop every month.
The OPportunistic Rune of the Balrog, symbol of an evil creature that burns in the shadows waiting to dominate mankind.
This one item cannot feed the many whom partake of this lottery and our revolution demands armaments. For our fire to fight fire we need boost our spells, for cutting the shadow we need katanas, but what does every governing body hate the most? Crossbows! By six per week we shall build our army and blot out the beast which usurps the powers given to us. Many reading this now were with the program before the declaration. If not now then when?!

Kefeck [Demonic Serenity] March 14 2011 5:29 PM EDT

Thanks for the laugh..

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 14 2011 5:38 PM EDT

This shall make you cry!
Pair of Spellboosters 37 96 61.5%
Heavy Crossbow 4 10 60.0%

Demigod March 14 2011 5:56 PM EDT

I laughed

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] March 14 2011 6:14 PM EDT


A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 14 2011 6:16 PM EDT

Ding,ding,ding! That is the kitten's name!

{CB1}stingiestbard [why] March 14 2011 6:17 PM EDT

Bast, you beat me to the punch.

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] March 14 2011 6:24 PM EDT

+10 Gun, awesome post.

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 15 2011 10:48 AM EDT

Pair of Spellboosters 41 96 57.3%
Heavy Crossbow 6 10 40.0%

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 16 2011 1:39 AM EDT

Pair of Spellboosters 42 96 56.2%
Heavy Crossbow 6 10 40.0%

Guardian March 16 2011 8:34 AM EDT

i quit trying.

and onna laugh when everysingle vote of this 50 expire.
good waste of time.

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] March 16 2011 9:36 AM EDT

BM is waste of time in general and its all in good fun what these guys are doing... don't take it personal KnightWarrior ^_^

Demigod March 16 2011 9:54 AM EDT

I'm inclined to agree with Draco. This thread is more humor than anything else. CB is flooded with relatively cheap items, so the market doesn't need much more gear anyway. And the BM needs a revamp so that it scales based on number of active players in any given week.

Plus, this thread has a kitten.

QBOddBird March 16 2011 10:26 AM EDT


Heavy Crossbow 9 10 10.0%

Guardian March 16 2011 10:28 AM EDT

i challenge u to sapwn EXEC SWORD

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] March 16 2011 10:30 AM EDT

From: auctioneer Sent: 10:29 AM EDT
The Heavy Crossbow you voted for in the Black Market is now in Auctions

Guardian March 16 2011 10:40 AM EDT

u spawned a bow, now u need a mellee weapon

Executioner's Sword 0 30 100.0%

just 30 votes left

AdminTal Destra [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] March 16 2011 10:40 AM EDT

KW get out of our thread!! We aren't allowed to post in your stupid black market thread, you aren't allowed here.

QBOddBird March 16 2011 10:46 AM EDT

We aren't allowed to post in your stupid black market thread, you aren't allowed here.

You aren't allowed to *be disruptive in his stupid black market thread.

As long as KW isn't being disruptive, he's allowed in this thread just like everyone else. Nobody's censoring anyone >:[

Demigod March 16 2011 10:50 AM EDT

I actually like the challenge, but I already blew my vote. Plus, since Gun is leading the coupe, he'd have to be the one to give order. And it would have to include more pics.

AdminTal Destra [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] March 16 2011 10:58 AM EDT

ive been told to not put what i want people to vote for in his thread... he is doing the same thing here.

Lochnivar March 16 2011 11:06 AM EDT

If Gun asks that he doesn't then it might be a similar situation... but as it is it just adds to the humour of this thread.

Guardian March 16 2011 11:09 AM EDT

dont u like to play anymore?
u mad?

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 16 2011 12:49 PM EDT

Thought you'd quit trying. Sent me a CM proclaiming our victory. Past that we've seen you going Grape Ape(tea party)with dysentery over the vote count in the corruption thread, but here you are making demands for the items you want in the rebel base. U sooo mad. What da deal bra?

Much like other unamerican pig dogs, I deny your reality and substitute my own! We are the Ninjas of Calamitous Reform. Therefore we need katanas and black snuggies. The Hoodie Footies are on backorder. Your challenge will be accepted when your madness ends thus giving us a chance to use one. teehee
You may post in our thread once anyone other than you can post in your decrepit threads of slavery and rotted spam. Or answer this riddle!
How do you make a dishonest shortcake? Hint: You need to eat one.
Funny there not being any katana or heavy crossbows in store, yet we have one of each in auction. Interesting. Oh, in case your pampered foot, handwashed in berry only plucked from the far side of Malaysia, massaged by the soft flippers of an aborted redneck fetus, kissed by the sands of a thousand beaches, and flushed red corns are too precious to suck on at this time. Seeing as you "lost the game" already. Went ahead and sent you a lil somthin somthin.

Guardian March 16 2011 1:05 PM EDT

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 16 2011 1:17 PM EDT

ya rly
Aule (Tim) KnightWarrior (Futae no Kiwami) loan A Tulwar ($300) -- Give it a lick! 12:41 PM EDT
Give it three, you got forum ninja'd. But hey! Someone gave you a free loan. :)

Fishead March 16 2011 1:32 PM EDT

My BM Revolution this morning was a double flusher.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 16 2011 3:52 PM EDT

either this is a joke thread, which is what people claimed when kw said he was quitting the bmvg and it doesn't really matter if he posts here or it isn't a joke thread and was meant to harass him further.

you can't really have it both ways, so which is it folks?

Guardian March 16 2011 4:38 PM EDT

A talwar or tulwar is a type of sabre from Mughal India dating back to at least the 17th century. In what was called Hindustan this became by far the most popular choice of sword. In outline it bears a resemblance to the Persian shamshir and the Turkish kilic; however, the blade of a talwar is wider in the ricasso than a shamshir, and will taper less toward the point. It also has a less extreme curve in the 28-30 inch blade and often will sport one or more fullers. As a single-handed sword the talwar displays a metal hilt with short quillions for the upper guard, and a unique flat-disc pommel. Talwar is also a rare last name from the Punjab region of Northern India and Pakistan that is translated to mean "sword."

Fishead March 16 2011 5:22 PM EDT

Just had another! Thank Mandos for bran muffins!

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 16 2011 5:36 PM EDT

This is a serious-joke thread in response to what I took as being called out. I'll say many statements in humor, but the votes I ask for are real.
When I last posted a count in the BMVG with no other intension than showing where the votes were, take that as you will since the last upset was weeks ago, KW got butthurt and dude followed. Then came messages saying to make my own thread. So here we are. I like being the fun loving bad guy. Whether it matters or not, the original reason we capped on KW was because he would constantly bump in a manner that became offensive. Not because he tried to make us do anything. Feelings in this matter are not of my concern anymore if persons can't take a joke, which is mocking myself in the process, or a vote tally without fits of rage.
If we aren't playing the blame game anymore the show shall continue.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 16 2011 5:39 PM EDT

Whether it matters or not, the original reason we capped on KW was because he would constantly bump in a manner that became offensive.

perhaps it would have been more productive then to ask an admin to tone him down?

if that is all it takes to make you get along, i will go post in the bmvg right now!

did he do other things that offended you so that i can cover them all in one post?

Demigod March 16 2011 5:46 PM EDT

we capped on KW

Too much Fifty Cent for you. No bustin' caps in CB.

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] March 16 2011 5:52 PM EDT

He *sniff* Said dirty words....called me a kakapeepeepoopoo head....and,and... made baby Fiber cry.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 16 2011 5:53 PM EDT

demi does bring up a good point, a concerted effort by one or more players to harass another player will likely be met with much "butthurt" by the player targetted which will likely lead to more "butthurt" by the admins that player brings into the situation.

since we seem to have gotten to the root of the matter i am closing this thread and asking those involved to chat with me in pm. i will be posting some guidelines soon in the bmvg thread that is already created and if there were other issues besides frequent bumping of the bmvg thread and perhaps cm's sent to players in regard to the bmvg (even though i do not think that has happened in a while) please send them to me by cm and i will cover them in the bmvg post.

if anyone thinks they still have issues, please feel free to pm myself or another admin as well.

happy blending folks!
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