Move to Texas! (in Contests)


Adios Muchachos May 4 2011 8:09 AM EDT

We got 30 foot joints, dope comes in 5 gallon buckets and there's a pusher on every rig.


AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 4 2011 10:00 AM EDT

hahah oil rig jokes...

Admiralkiller May 4 2011 12:46 PM EDT

We get all that stuff up here too.....From the very same place where your profile picture is from.

Lochnivar May 4 2011 3:29 PM EDT

meh... Texas...

What is there about Texas that I might like?

Sure guns and highschool cheerleaders are readily available, but I don't know if that's enough to make me relocate.

No offense intended of course.

Warchild May 4 2011 5:07 PM EDT

how is this a contest?

for the record i lived in texas (houston) for a while..great place....to visit

~WC~

Adios Muchachos May 4 2011 5:29 PM EDT

Convince me to move elsewhere...


250k Prize

Lochnivar May 4 2011 5:35 PM EDT

Move to BC

We got 30 foot joints, dope comes in 5 gallon buckets and there's a pusher on every rig.

^ that is all true about this place too... but we don't have an oil industry :-)

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] May 4 2011 5:35 PM EDT

Washington! We have trees... And Starbucks ^_^

Adios Muchachos May 4 2011 5:43 PM EDT

too many starbucks here as is

Warchild May 4 2011 5:48 PM EDT

lol well since you seem ton be rather single minded about your reasons...take it from someone that has been there..TX bud is the worst in the country..i have lived in GA (curr) FL, TX, TN & OH & have gotten bud from BC, WA, CA, MA, DC, & a few places outside of the country (yeah i know BC is outside US but with as much as they produce they are included)..you would be soooo much happier ANYWHERE else in that regard

~WC~

Underage Drinking [Battle Royale] May 4 2011 6:04 PM EDT

everything is bigger in Texas. whats not to love?

Underage Drinking [Battle Royale] May 4 2011 6:05 PM EDT

actually why not move to the Maritimes in Canada, we have the best water this side of the rockies!!! lol

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] May 4 2011 6:11 PM EDT

Oh did i fail to mention we have Barristas serving coffee in their Lingerie? ^_^

Warchild May 4 2011 6:25 PM EDT

lol ok now i want to move to WA

~WC~

Newlin [SeeD] May 4 2011 6:26 PM EDT

Washington! We have trees... And Starbucks ^_^

Yes

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] May 4 2011 9:46 PM EDT

WC is half right. There is a lot of cheap closet-gro here. -.-

Lord Bob May 4 2011 11:40 PM EDT

Sure guns and highschool cheerleaders are readily available
Really? Maybe I should...

Nah, it's still Texas. Totally not worth it.

[The Wretched]Freekie [Lower My Fees] May 5 2011 12:08 AM EDT

Move next door to me so i have someone to CoD with...

Lord Bob May 5 2011 12:16 AM EDT

Cod?

DoS [Demon Forging] May 5 2011 12:58 AM EDT

Call of Duty

BHT May 5 2011 2:07 AM EDT

Move to MI, I'll get you the dankest herb on this side of the mississippi

Messbrutal May 5 2011 8:09 AM EDT

Why was the 420 post shut down back on april 20th and this one still going strong about same subject?

Adios Muchachos May 5 2011 8:15 AM EDT

30 foot joints is a stand of pipe, ya know drilling


5 gallon buckets of dope are made to slick the pipes when you are coming out



tool pusher is the boss on every rig

don't know how its all about illegal substances now, but BHT im tempted, just Freekie tempts me more cause CoD is the shizzle
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