State of the Republican nominees for president (in Off-topic)

We can also choose from a flip flopping socialist who provided the blueprint for ObamaCare, a serial cheater with an ego the size of Neptune, or an isolationist crank who wouldnﾒt have stopped the Holocaust if it were occurring in present day.

Johnnie Walker is my co-pilot.

Obama for the win!

Johnnie Walker for the win!!!

Real men drink Jack Danials!

(Johnnie Walker isn't bad either.)

I would certainly vote for Johnnie Walker -- which color? In keeping with GOP style, I assume it would be gold? Or dare I say...blue?

Umm, you mean Red, right?

1. Newt won't win, so you can ignore him.
2. I suggest Blue Label as a rare treat.

Is it sad that this isn't in debates and probably won't need to be?

Also, I like rum better.

That's the cheap label. Ironically, the 1% would be drinking blue.

We could always have a liquor war.

Speaking of Johnnie Walker, I have this hilarious image of Christopher Hitchens angry that he can't drink his scotch because an attractive girl's boobs are blocking his glass, but I cant post it. Again, the PG-rule spoils all the fun here.

Yeah, I was going more for affluence than color matching, but red certainly works, too.

I am going with the "isolationist crank." Although I don't completely agree with this total views on isolationism, I feel that he hits the nail on the head on a lot of other issues and is at least way different then most other politicians.

That's definitely a huge positive in his favor.

And he has had the same stances on points for 20+ years. So freaking tired of people switching their political view with every new poll.

Dr. No as depicted by Futurama.