Beer or sex & how do we get chocolate in the mix? (in Off-topic)


Fishead August 22 2012 10:38 PM EDT

Not into the creation/evolution discussion? Here's something on the lighter side.

Demigod August 22 2012 10:43 PM EDT

Beer and sex already go together. The former often leads to the latter. As for getting chocolate into it, I guess you just don't discriminate. :) Or forget to take the mint off the hotel pillow beforehand.

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] August 22 2012 10:43 PM EDT

+4 demi

Kirsti August 22 2012 11:10 PM EDT

Put sex, chocolate, and beer in a blender... if you know what I mean...

I'm going to go puke now.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] August 22 2012 11:16 PM EDT

am i the only man that, since lorena bobbitt, takes any mention of sex and blades together as a personal threat or at the least a major mood-killer?

Demigod August 22 2012 11:26 PM EDT

I take it as a personal invite to a game of fetch.

Zenai August 23 2012 4:13 AM EDT

oooooo Hershy's Syrup and games of "Lickity Lick" with the significant other are Awesome! X-D

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] August 23 2012 6:29 AM EDT


Somebody's never been over to Chocolate Fantasies?

Sickone August 23 2012 10:04 AM EDT

Side-note, it's been much, much, MUCH longer since I had a beer and I've been lately (in the past few years) having a lot less beers than either of those other two things.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] August 23 2012 10:59 AM EDT

No-ones ever used chocolate body paint?

That's, sad. :(

Neo Japan August 23 2012 11:00 AM EDT

She can have the beer, I'll have the sex. A little bit of an addict... Chocolate comes into play when I make Chocolate covered Strawberries to entice her to come over.

TH3 C0113CT0R August 23 2012 11:06 AM EDT

No-ones ever used chocolate body paint?

I have but it didn't taste very good, I prefer real chocolate

Zenai August 23 2012 11:19 AM EDT

Hahaha Neo I was just about to say: Maybe not beer but definitely alcoholic in nature.....Champagne and Chocolate Covered Fruits usually leads to Romantic Relations >;-P

TH3 C0113CT0R August 23 2012 12:02 PM EDT

so since my last name is champage.. does that mean I am a natural aphrodisiac... yes, yes it does... :D

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] August 23 2012 12:10 PM EDT

One glass of Champagne goes straight to my head and makes me need a nap and a little lay down. :(

TH3 C0113CT0R August 23 2012 12:34 PM EDT

wine does that to me.

Neo Japan August 23 2012 12:46 PM EDT

Don't get me wrong, I drink, but if I had a choice between the 2, I would pick sex. No booze puts me down, unless there is nothing going on, then I'll go to sleep of course. If there is partying and ladies to chase, then I'm in Silverback Ape mode and I'm on the prowl, releasing pheromones and ready to do my thing, Discovery Channel Style.

I can't Eat anything during. I take too long to chew edible underwear and I don't need chocolate on a body to convince me to lick it. Call me old fashion, but it's too sloppy.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] August 23 2012 7:33 PM EDT

I think you should just stick beer, sex and chocolate in a closet and then see what happens.

Demigod August 23 2012 7:37 PM EDT

A health-code violation, no doubt.

Duke August 24 2012 3:32 AM EDT

+10 demi

Demigod August 24 2012 7:30 AM EDT

Fourteen points in one thread, that's a new record for me!

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] August 24 2012 8:11 AM EDT

-10 demi

Lochnivar August 24 2012 12:08 PM EDT

He giveth and he taketh...

All I know is that it is improper to partake in two of the three while at work. My problem is that I always forget which one is okay and keep getting fired as a result.



j'bob August 24 2012 7:52 PM EDT

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned already... but there are a TON of Chocolate Beers. One very nice brewer is Rogue and the have a Chocolate Stout. (From their site) "Ebony in color with a rich creamy head. The mellow flavor of oats, chocolate malts and real chocolate are balanced perfectly with the right amount of hops for a bitter-sweet finish."

Oh yeah. Drink one and get to it. Then after.... have cake.

SuiteStuff [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] August 24 2012 8:21 PM EDT

hahaha I remember I had a friend stationed in Japan who mailed me chocolate pieces that when bite into have alcohol in them, not a shot worth, but eat a whole box, and I am sure your glad they werent shots.
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