Botchecks made me do it.... (in General)

I've been getting weird and silly botcheck combinations for a while now, but this one is downright disturbing: kill-cops. The botchecks are telling me to kill cops now... What the hell! Has anyone else gotten any disturbing requests from botchecks?

I had a fat folder filled with semi-divine bot checks once. Good times. :)

I just got one, but I think its for you: give-inn. Give in to the botcheck's voices, Man!

Lol, you guys... I wonder what I'll get next? Kill-nuns? :P

Or kill hulk.

I was just given 'yeas - say'.
What do the yeas say? Were people voting without me?
Perhaps this cryptic message is for you, the reader!

I got one! Eats\Man! Someone's gonna get EATEN!! REVOLUTION!!!

A few of the older threads contain sizable collections of weird and silly botchecks. Some of the favorites listed by admins included nice/rack, teen/jugs, and love/puss. This makes me wonder if one of those admins also drew per/vert at some point. :-)

Speaking of botchecks, I just fought about 250 battles before seeing 1 botcheck! That's got to be a record!
Oh, and ontopic: Wide_Nips is a botcheck that I have saved, lol.

Those long streaks are usually followed by 3 of them in a set of 10 BA.

Darn botchecks.

Yeah, I hate botchecks... Its because I hate them so much that I was able to notice the abscence of them. Luckily, after that 1 botcheck, I burned the rest of my 70 BA without getting another one, lol.

Just got a botcheck that may help solve your dilemma: Ask/Guru. Just go ask a guru what you should do about these botchecks telling you to do these crazy things!

Now, it would be very creepy if I got a botcheck like Guru-Says, or Guru-Say (like an asian guru speaking bad English).... If anyone gets Guru-Says or Guru-Say, tell me and then tell me the botcheck you get right after that one, because that will probably be what the guru is saying, lol.

Botchecks are ghey, got "Bare/Men". :/

Bot checks are just annoying.

Too many, ruin the game tbh.

I wouldn't mind the odd one now and again but 4 in 1 forging cycle?

Yeah, I feel like the bot checks could use a nerf :(

wars/omen

I got guns/nuts once, but the lack of an apostrophe made it impossible to tell if I had received an anatomy statement or a psychology statement.

Oooooh, scary Gunny, and roflmao Thraklight!

I got some Mike Tyson in my botcheck: Chew|Ears
Should I do it? Should I chew ears FTW??

Ooooh, I just got a 'COOL' one! Ice-Mace! New weapon idea being put forward by the botcheck? Maybe! Each hit reduces Dexterity of the minion it hit, perhaps? :D