The full entry from each finalist can be found here.
Total of 123 votes
Angelus Of Death: She was an attractive bottle blonde... 11.4
Stephen: Ranger pushed back his chair like a bouncer pushing 21.1
BMWheatIey: 1T W4S 4 D4RK 4|\|D 570RMY |\| |GHT... 43.1
Sefton: So here we were, in the middle of the battle... 11.4
Johnnywas(Angle Of Deaf): He was tired, tired like he had been stuck in... 8.1
Slashundhack: Bitter he toiled mending his teams gear,new guy... 4.9
3rd vote
First comment! A personal best!
-- strongbad
like 5th vote lol
second comment lol actually I got 4th vote wootie.
-- BootyGod
1337!
Worse first impression for most anything.
-- A Lesser AR of 15
Johnny's is by far the most incriminatingly funny. :)
-- AdminQBVerifex
Go BMW!!!
; )
-- BMWheatley
Go BMW!!!
; )
-- QBOddBird
54th vote, 6th comment, a personal best for me on both :-P also my first poll comment ever...
-- RedWolf
BMW
thats awesome
-- 310baller
BMW
I can't believe how many people voted for BMW... we must really be nerds + geeks (including me :p)
-- [P]Mitt
Its not the most irratating
Seftons was a lot worse than BMW's come on.Hey mine is last ,that mean mines the best?Hey the poll looks like one half of a Enokshook.
-- Slashundhack
Go Clan Beer Garden!
Three finalists from the Clan Beer Garden!! Go GO GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure that fact says something about the clan....:/
-- QBJohnnywas
lol JW that was really on topic of poll, wasn't it?
we all love and hate 1337, lol.
-- Flamey
1337 15 50 5 Y3/\r5 /\60...
-- Bambam
Huh?
I can't even understand BMW's entry...
-- Maelstrom
Stephen all the way
I think BMW's entry is worse by far, but remember that the contest goal was to write something "so bad, it's almost good."
Along those lines, Stephen: are you intentionally channelling Garrison Keillor? Your protagonist sounds like Guy Noir in a three-dollar latex Ranger mask.
Come to think of it, I've never seen Stephen and Garrison in #carnage at the same time...
-- Frod
As far as a begining to a CB novel, a novel written in leet spaek starring Monty sounds bad to me...
-- AdminQBnovice
Stephen's was the best by far. I mean worst.
-- AdminJonathan