The latest "Barzoo Contest" needs the community to pick a winner. Details of the contest and prizes to be won can be found here.
Your job is to select your favourite from one of the six finalists listed below.

The full entry from each finalist can be found here.

Total of 123 votes


Angelus Of Death: She was an attractive bottle blonde... 11.4
Stephen: Ranger pushed back his chair like a bouncer pushing 21.1
BMWheatIey: 1T W4S 4 D4RK 4|\|D 570RMY |\| |GHT... 43.1
Sefton: So here we were, in the middle of the battle... 11.4
Johnnywas(Angle Of Deaf): He was tired, tired like he had been stuck in... 8.1
Slashundhack: Bitter he toiled mending his teams gear,new guy... 4.9

Comments

3rd vote

First comment! A personal best!

-- strongbad

like 5th vote lol

second comment lol actually I got 4th vote wootie.

-- BootyGod

1337!

Worse first impression for most anything.

-- A Lesser AR of 15

Johnny's is by far the most incriminatingly funny. :)

-- AdminQBVerifex

Go BMW!!!

; )

-- BMWheatley

Go BMW!!!

; )

-- QBOddBird

54th vote, 6th comment, a personal best for me on both :-P also my first poll comment ever...

-- RedWolf

BMW

thats awesome

-- 310baller

BMW

I can't believe how many people voted for BMW... we must really be nerds + geeks (including me :p)

-- [P]Mitt

Its not the most irratating

Seftons was a lot worse than BMW's come on.Hey mine is last ,that mean mines the best?Hey the poll looks like one half of a Enokshook.

-- Slashundhack

Go Clan Beer Garden!

Three finalists from the Clan Beer Garden!! Go GO GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure that fact says something about the clan....:/

-- QBJohnnywas

lol JW that was really on topic of poll, wasn't it?

we all love and hate 1337, lol.

-- Flamey

1337 15 50 5 Y3/\r5 /\60...

-- Bambam

Huh?

I can't even understand BMW's entry...

-- Maelstrom

Stephen all the way

I think BMW's entry is worse by far, but remember that the contest goal was to write something "so bad, it's almost good."

Along those lines, Stephen: are you intentionally channelling Garrison Keillor? Your protagonist sounds like Guy Noir in a three-dollar latex Ranger mask.

Come to think of it, I've never seen Stephen and Garrison in #carnage at the same time...

-- Frod

As far as a begining to a CB novel, a novel written in leet spaek starring Monty sounds bad to me...

-- AdminQBnovice

Stephen's was the best by far. I mean worst.

-- AdminJonathan