A "best headline" contest grew from this thread and I've been unable to pick a winner.
Let the community decide...

Total of 33 votes


California man dead after Pecker incident 9.1
The first rule of cock club 6.1
Man dies from unsafe cock handling 30.3
Cock makes Deadly Point! 3.0
Cock extension proves deadly 12.1
Cock causes man's premature end 12.1
Cock a doodle die 24.2
Pricked Pecker Peeper Perishes! 3.0

Comments

1st!!

-- Adminedyit

I'm ashamed to say 2nd...

-- Demigod

A cocky turd

-- Unappreciated Misnomer