Not sure if it makes me a bad person or not... (in Contests)


AdminG Beee May 12 2012 5:34 AM EDT

...but rather than think, "poor guy", my first thought was; "I wonder if this'll make the Darwin awards this year."

Death by cock.

PS. My thoughts on me being a bad person was no more than a few seconds worth of introspection and I'm perfectly happy with it if you decide one way or another :p
My real reason for the post comes down to the fact that I just couldn't miss the opportunity to share the rather infantile, but humorous link name...

G_Beee Edit: Moved from off-topic to contest board
$1m CB to the person who comes up with the best banner headline for this article. Outright breach of PG rules disqualified obviously, however inuendo is encouraged :)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 12 2012 6:10 AM EDT

I thought this would be about the beard again! ;)

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 7:49 AM EDT

California man dead after Pecker incident

Quyen May 12 2012 8:51 AM EDT

California man died and lost the game.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 12 2012 9:13 AM EDT

Man bled out after impale from cock.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 12 2012 9:20 AM EDT

Cocky man lost his wager

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 10:43 AM EDT

California man dead after bloody leg splitting cock penetration.

Cock a doodle death. One man's fatal encounter with a cock.

Big cock tears a California man a new one.

Kickboxing poultry leaves a California man to bleed out.

When birds attack... With knifes?

Killer cock claims a life!

Killer cock shows size doesn't matter.

Man plays chicken with a chicken and looses his life.

Revolutionary chicken leaves California man dead.

Rise of the cock. New movie or fatal reality?

Live by the cock. Die by the cock.

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 11:16 AM EDT

Quyen user pic kills again, local authorities issue warrant for arrest.

Lochnivar May 12 2012 11:49 AM EDT

Airborne Cocks-kick Event (band names ftw!)

Quyen May 12 2012 11:53 AM EDT

cock is male, my user pic is a chicken, which is female. there is no way my user pic is a suspect!

Zenai May 12 2012 11:57 AM EDT

Cock use proves fatal for California man!

Loss of Cock control can be life threatening!

Poultry in motion screws man!

Salmonella is not the only weapon Avian has!

Pissed off Bird sticks it to the man!

Angry birds the live action game proves to be dangerous!

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 12:05 PM EDT

That's what a Cock on the run would want you to think. Dressed as a cat dressed as a chicken.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:13 PM EDT

Man dies from unsafe cock handling.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:14 PM EDT

A Condom Wouldn't Have Saved Him.

Zenai May 12 2012 1:16 PM EDT

Man is screwed when Cock goes wild!

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] May 12 2012 1:17 PM EDT

That thing on your leg might be a cock with a knife as one man discovered before bleeding out.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:20 PM EDT

Uncontrollable cock leads to man's demise

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:27 PM EDT

The cock strikes back.
Fed up cock lashes out at owner.

Zenai May 12 2012 1:28 PM EDT

Cock Kung Fu takes man out.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 12 2012 1:29 PM EDT

/target G_Beee
/salute

Genius my good man. Genius!

Zenai May 12 2012 1:32 PM EDT

Cock breaks one off, man perishes.

Lochnivar May 12 2012 1:33 PM EDT

Chickens and blades form a deadly cock-tale!

Zenai May 12 2012 1:37 PM EDT

Man falls victim to Ginsu Cock!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:42 PM EDT

Fowl commits foul.
Chicken tries original recipe leg of man.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:46 PM EDT

Cock goes nuts, turns on owner

Zenai May 12 2012 1:52 PM EDT

Man dies from Deadly Cock Technique

Lochnivar May 12 2012 1:54 PM EDT

Man dies after using cock illegally.

Zenai May 12 2012 1:54 PM EDT

Trained Cock kills!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 1:57 PM EDT

Man orders combo #187 at KFC.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:02 PM EDT

Failed Cock Surgery ends mans life.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:05 PM EDT

Man goes into Avian Gladiator Arena Half-Cocked gets Fully Screwed.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 2:14 PM EDT

First victim in new reality show - Animal Farm
Man shanked by cock

Admiralkiller May 12 2012 2:14 PM EDT

Get your roster booster or cock at large may get you.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:15 PM EDT

Cock makes Deadly Point!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 2:18 PM EDT

Man's killer going to fry

Zenai May 12 2012 2:21 PM EDT

Cock Skill Demonstration goes Awry!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:21 PM EDT

Cock extension proves deadly.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:25 PM EDT

Man falls Prey to Raging Cock!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:26 PM EDT

A killer in the cock ring.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:28 PM EDT

Cock Domination proves Fatal.

Zenai May 12 2012 2:34 PM EDT

Man Loses Cock fight!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 2:35 PM EDT

Cock knives prove to be unpopular accessory.

Drakon(DS) [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:40 PM EDT

Man Killed By His Most Prized Possession

Take Care Women Your Next

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:42 PM EDT

Exsanguination via cock stab cost a man's life.

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:44 PM EDT

Flying cock slicers batman!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 2:51 PM EDT

Improper cock management leads to hypovolemia.

Zenai May 12 2012 3:11 PM EDT

Man tries Cock intervention gets shanked..........

Zenai May 12 2012 3:15 PM EDT

1 Man, 1 Cock!



yes i had to do it!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 3:22 PM EDT

Cock causes man's premature end.

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 3:23 PM EDT

Cock piercing causes man to go limp permanently.

Zenai May 12 2012 3:27 PM EDT

Man Succumbs to Avian Penetration!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 3:29 PM EDT

Man brought down by a little cock.

Zenai May 12 2012 3:33 PM EDT

Cock Causes Downfall of Man!

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 3:33 PM EDT

The Cock is mightier than the Man.

Zenai May 12 2012 3:39 PM EDT

Man Meets Cock, Cock Kills Man!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 12 2012 3:42 PM EDT

Man V Cock, Cock Wins!

Zenai May 12 2012 3:43 PM EDT

Cock gives man deadly ornithoid insertion!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 3:49 PM EDT

Chicken uses cut. It's super effective!

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 3:50 PM EDT

Cock uses beak. It's super effective

to put it correctly! :P

Zenai May 12 2012 3:52 PM EDT

Man dies from Cock Wound!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 12 2012 3:55 PM EDT

"The cock had a knife attached to its limb"

cut is correct :P

Zenai May 12 2012 3:56 PM EDT

Man suffers Cessation of Life due to Cock Cut!

Zenai May 12 2012 4:02 PM EDT

Hospital unable to save man from cock attack!

Zenai May 12 2012 4:11 PM EDT

Over-cocked Man meets Oblivion.

Quyen May 12 2012 4:14 PM EDT

Man felt cocky and died.

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 4:16 PM EDT

Rooster kills man in an attempt to taste human drumstick.

Zenai May 12 2012 4:17 PM EDT

Man Dies from Avian Leg Love!

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 4:21 PM EDT

Local authorities seek Cock in the face of public eye scrutiny

Never turn your back to a Cock or suffer the consequences

Zenai May 12 2012 4:22 PM EDT

Man's Life Extinguished by Fatal Cock Insertion!

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 4:23 PM EDT

In Soviet Russia Cock cuts you!

Zenai May 12 2012 4:27 PM EDT

Man Eradicated by Cock!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 4:28 PM EDT

When the cock stabs your thigh with a knife say goodbye mister Joseeee.

That's Amore (parody by Zinc) soon to go viral on youtube!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 12 2012 4:40 PM EDT

COCK!

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 12 2012 4:43 PM EDT

^

QBJohnnywas May 12 2012 4:50 PM EDT

When Cocks Attack.
Never Turn Your Back On A Cock.

Zenai May 12 2012 4:59 PM EDT

Cock Casualty Ceases at Hospital!

Zenai May 12 2012 5:00 PM EDT

Cock too much for man to handle!

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 12 2012 5:02 PM EDT

A man and his cock.

How deadly is your cock?

Here's why you don't attach a knife to your cock.

Never bring a knife to a cock fight.

Things you shouldn't do with your cock.

Cock Kills.

QBJohnnywas May 12 2012 5:03 PM EDT

The first rule of cock club

Fishead May 12 2012 5:05 PM EDT

Reason number 2 for keeping knives away from your cock.

Zenai May 12 2012 5:09 PM EDT

Some Cocks are better left alone by man........

Zenai May 12 2012 5:12 PM EDT

Tough cock kills man!

QBJohnnywas May 12 2012 5:15 PM EDT

Cockblender!

Zenai May 12 2012 5:16 PM EDT

Man Ninja'd by Cock!

QBJohnnywas May 12 2012 5:18 PM EDT

Cock Norris

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 12 2012 5:26 PM EDT

Hold onto your cocks or it could get ugly.

Don't anger the cock.

One man. One Cock.

How not to treat your cock.

Aw-wee-oo Killer Cock Fu

The last cock he ever saw...

Lethal Cock.

Reasons why you should treat your cock nicely.

Never cross cocks, you might wind up dead.

Underage Drinking May 12 2012 5:27 PM EDT

Kung-Fu Cock Killer

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 12 2012 5:28 PM EDT

When a good cock goes bad.

Zenai May 12 2012 5:38 PM EDT

Crouching Chicken, Cutting Cock

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 12 2012 6:15 PM EDT

The man who couldn't handle his cock.

QBJohnnywas May 12 2012 6:36 PM EDT

Karate Cock (Wax on, wax off)

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] May 12 2012 7:38 PM EDT

Man's cock bled him to death from below the knee.

Zenai May 12 2012 8:43 PM EDT

Man's Raging Cock Causes Death!

Fishead May 13 2012 1:14 AM EDT

See a doctor if bleeding from cock lasts for more than two hours.

Mikel May 13 2012 1:42 AM EDT

Cock a doodle die

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 13 2012 2:19 AM EDT

Cock handling proves to be fatal.

Zenai May 13 2012 2:45 AM EDT

Owner meets demise by his own cock!

Fishead May 13 2012 5:32 PM EDT

I'm thinking I'll get a big BoNE and name it after one of these suggestions.

Zinc [Guardian Bros Inc] May 14 2012 12:36 AM EDT

Overzealous cock leaves man completely drained.

Joel May 14 2012 8:46 AM EDT

Man Mishandles Cock, Pays the Price.

Zenai May 14 2012 10:08 AM EDT

Uncontrolled Cock Rage Causes Death!

Zenai May 14 2012 10:25 AM EDT

Cock's Bloody Reign of terror ends with one man dead........

Bloodthirsty Cock Gores Man to Death!

Cock takes man down with one blow!

Man takes one from a cock dies!

Underage Drinking May 14 2012 11:46 AM EDT

Man dies after getting his fill from a Cock

Zenai May 14 2012 11:54 AM EDT

Man Cockwhooped to Death!

Zenai May 14 2012 12:54 PM EDT

Owner of Cock below the knee perishes from penetrating blow...........

Zenai May 14 2012 1:02 PM EDT

Penetrated Cockmaster expires from wound!

Zenai May 14 2012 1:47 PM EDT

Angry Cock insertion causes death!

Well placed Cock Cut proves to be Death Stroke!

AdminG Beee May 14 2012 4:41 PM EDT

Little prick from pecker kills cock watcher.



PS.
Too difficult to choose a winner. :)
I feel a poll coming on...

Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.

Zenai May 14 2012 6:05 PM EDT

Ooooo cant wait nto see what gets picked! Gotta wonder if the ante will be upped because of this........

QBJohnnywas May 15 2012 5:21 AM EDT

Stiffed by cock

QBJohnnywas May 15 2012 5:24 AM EDT

Get in the ring with the killer cock

Sickone May 16 2012 12:21 AM EDT

Sharp rise in (illegal) alien battle-cock death tolls.

Sickone May 16 2012 12:28 AM EDT

Skynet internal memory bank location 0x674FB861A : Experimental infiltration poultry unit vocabulator routine malfunction, mistranslates Jose Ochoa as John Connor. Chance of accidental exposure to mainstream media an issue, manipulate reports of illegal gambling to minimize chance of detection.

Fishead May 16 2012 12:49 AM EDT

Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.

Shouldn't it be spelled "pole" in this thread?

Underage Drinking May 16 2012 5:57 AM EDT

Cock watcher takes one

Zenai May 16 2012 6:41 AM EDT

Pricked Pecker Peeper Perishes!

Zenai May 16 2012 7:19 AM EDT

Ok Had to fix it!

Penetrated Prized Private Pecker Peeper Perishes Prematurely!

Had to do it.......HAD TO! x-D

Zenai May 16 2012 10:51 AM EDT

Perverted Peeper Pricked Per Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview

Say that three times fast.......lol

Zenai May 16 2012 11:12 AM EDT

Penetratingly Pricked Perverted Peeper Perishes Prematurely Per Private Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview!

Ok Now I am done with the Tongue Twister I don't think I could do any better than this......lol

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 16 2012 5:22 PM EDT

Hold onto your cocks!

Zenai May 16 2012 6:06 PM EDT

Never handle a cock in anger..........

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] May 16 2012 6:25 PM EDT

A furious cock bursts a blood vessel and a man winds up dead. Some say it was his love for his cock that killed him in the end.

Zenai May 16 2012 6:55 PM EDT

Man Impaled by Inflamed Cock Passes!

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 17 2012 8:47 AM EDT

karma at the cockfight

Zenai May 17 2012 9:56 AM EDT

*Dun dun dun* And another one gets killed by the Cock! (Another one Bites the Dust Parody)

The Day the Cock went Berserk (Parody of a Parody!)

Bye, Bye Mr. Cock watcher Guy! (American Pie Parody)

Ohhhhhhh Coooock! (I can't believe you killed me now!) (Oh Girl parody)

All Parodies by Z. :-P

AdminG Beee May 18 2012 5:19 PM EDT

Doubled the winners pot to $2m.

Zenai May 18 2012 6:09 PM EDT

Roses are Red, Violets are blue you try to pick up cock it keel you!

Underage Drinking May 21 2012 7:25 PM EDT

the poll is gone?

Demigod May 21 2012 8:21 PM EDT

It's off the home page, but it's still in the poll archives. It looks like "Man dies from unsafe cock handling" won with 30.3% of the votes.

AdminG Beee May 22 2012 3:11 AM EDT

Indeed, poll has closed and the winner is Pit. Well done... :)
AdminG Beee - QBPit Spawn (Triumvirate) - $2,000,000 -- see /bboard..003IXY 3:09 AM EDT

Zenai May 22 2012 11:29 AM EDT

Congratz Pit!

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 22 2012 2:54 PM EDT

Thanks! And where is this supposed poll archive?

AdminG Beee May 22 2012 3:33 PM EDT

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