Not sure if it makes me a bad person or not... (in Contests)
May 12 2012 5:34 AM EDT
...but rather than think, "poor guy", my first thought was; "I wonder if this'll make the Darwin awards this year."
Death by cock.
PS. My thoughts on me being a bad person was no more than a few seconds worth of introspection and I'm perfectly happy with it if you decide one way or another :p
My real reason for the post comes down to the fact that I just couldn't miss the opportunity to share the rather infantile, but humorous link name...
G_Beee Edit: Moved from off-topic to contest board
$1m CB to the person who comes up with the best banner headline for this article. Outright breach of PG rules disqualified obviously, however inuendo is encouraged :)
I thought this would be about the beard again! ;)
California man dead after Pecker incident
May 12 2012 8:51 AM EDT
California man died and lost the game.
Man bled out after impale from cock.
California man dead after bloody leg splitting cock penetration.
Cock a doodle death. One man's fatal encounter with a cock.
Big cock tears a California man a new one.
Kickboxing poultry leaves a California man to bleed out.
When birds attack... With knifes?
Killer cock claims a life!
Killer cock shows size doesn't matter.
Man plays chicken with a chicken and looses his life.
Revolutionary chicken leaves California man dead.
Rise of the cock. New movie or fatal reality?
Live by the cock. Die by the cock.
Quyen user pic kills again, local authorities issue warrant for arrest.
May 12 2012 11:49 AM EDT
Airborne Cocks-kick Event (band names ftw!)
May 12 2012 11:53 AM EDT
cock is male, my user pic is a chicken, which is female. there is no way my user pic is a suspect!
May 12 2012 11:57 AM EDT
Cock use proves fatal for California man!
Loss of Cock control can be life threatening!
Poultry in motion screws man!
Salmonella is not the only weapon Avian has!
Pissed off Bird sticks it to the man!
Angry birds the live action game proves to be dangerous!
That's what a Cock on the run would want you to think. Dressed as a cat dressed as a chicken.
Man dies from unsafe cock handling.
A Condom Wouldn't Have Saved Him.
May 12 2012 1:16 PM EDT
Man is screwed when Cock goes wild!
That thing on your leg might be a cock with a knife as one man discovered before bleeding out.
Uncontrollable cock leads to man's demise
The cock strikes back.
Fed up cock lashes out at owner.
May 12 2012 1:28 PM EDT
Cock Kung Fu takes man out.
Genius my good man. Genius!
May 12 2012 1:32 PM EDT
Cock breaks one off, man perishes.
May 12 2012 1:33 PM EDT
Chickens and blades form a deadly cock-tale!
May 12 2012 1:37 PM EDT
Man falls victim to Ginsu Cock!
Fowl commits foul.
Chicken tries original recipe leg of man.
Cock goes nuts, turns on owner
May 12 2012 1:52 PM EDT
Man dies from Deadly Cock Technique
May 12 2012 1:54 PM EDT
Man dies after using cock illegally.
May 12 2012 1:54 PM EDT
Trained Cock kills!
Man orders combo #187 at KFC.
May 12 2012 2:02 PM EDT
Failed Cock Surgery ends mans life.
May 12 2012 2:05 PM EDT
Man goes into Avian Gladiator Arena Half-Cocked gets Fully Screwed.
First victim in new reality show - Animal Farm
Man shanked by cock
Get your roster booster or cock at large may get you.
May 12 2012 2:15 PM EDT
Cock makes Deadly Point!
Man's killer going to fry
May 12 2012 2:21 PM EDT
Cock Skill Demonstration goes Awry!
Cock extension proves deadly.
May 12 2012 2:25 PM EDT
Man falls Prey to Raging Cock!
A killer in the cock ring.
May 12 2012 2:28 PM EDT
Cock Domination proves Fatal.
May 12 2012 2:34 PM EDT
Man Loses Cock fight!
Cock knives prove to be unpopular accessory.
Man Killed By His Most Prized Possession
Take Care Women Your Next
Exsanguination via cock stab cost a man's life.
Flying cock slicers batman!
Improper cock management leads to hypovolemia.
May 12 2012 3:11 PM EDT
Man tries Cock intervention gets shanked..........
May 12 2012 3:15 PM EDT
1 Man, 1 Cock!
yes i had to do it!
Cock causes man's premature end.
Cock piercing causes man to go limp permanently.
May 12 2012 3:27 PM EDT
Man Succumbs to Avian Penetration!
Man brought down by a little cock.
May 12 2012 3:33 PM EDT
Cock Causes Downfall of Man!
The Cock is mightier than the Man.
May 12 2012 3:39 PM EDT
Man Meets Cock, Cock Kills Man!
May 12 2012 3:43 PM EDT
Cock gives man deadly ornithoid insertion!
Chicken uses cut. It's super effective!
Cock uses beak. It's super effective
to put it correctly! :P
May 12 2012 3:52 PM EDT
Man dies from Cock Wound!
"The cock had a knife attached to its limb"
cut is correct :P
May 12 2012 3:56 PM EDT
Man suffers Cessation of Life due to Cock Cut!
May 12 2012 4:02 PM EDT
Hospital unable to save man from cock attack!
May 12 2012 4:11 PM EDT
Over-cocked Man meets Oblivion.
May 12 2012 4:14 PM EDT
Man felt cocky and died.
Rooster kills man in an attempt to taste human drumstick.
May 12 2012 4:17 PM EDT
Man Dies from Avian Leg Love!
Local authorities seek Cock in the face of public eye scrutiny
Never turn your back to a Cock or suffer the consequences
May 12 2012 4:22 PM EDT
Man's Life Extinguished by Fatal Cock Insertion!
In Soviet Russia Cock cuts you!
May 12 2012 4:27 PM EDT
Man Eradicated by Cock!
When the cock stabs your thigh with a knife say goodbye mister Joseeee.
That's Amore (parody by Zinc) soon to go viral on youtube!
May 12 2012 4:50 PM EDT
When Cocks Attack.
Never Turn Your Back On A Cock.
May 12 2012 4:59 PM EDT
Cock Casualty Ceases at Hospital!
May 12 2012 5:00 PM EDT
Cock too much for man to handle!
A man and his cock.
How deadly is your cock?
Here's why you don't attach a knife to your cock.
Never bring a knife to a cock fight.
Things you shouldn't do with your cock.
May 12 2012 5:03 PM EDT
The first rule of cock club
May 12 2012 5:05 PM EDT
Reason number 2 for keeping knives away from your cock.
May 12 2012 5:09 PM EDT
Some Cocks are better left alone by man........
May 12 2012 5:12 PM EDT
Tough cock kills man!
May 12 2012 5:15 PM EDT
May 12 2012 5:16 PM EDT
Man Ninja'd by Cock!
May 12 2012 5:18 PM EDT
Hold onto your cocks or it could get ugly.
Don't anger the cock.
One man. One Cock.
How not to treat your cock.
Aw-wee-oo Killer Cock Fu
The last cock he ever saw...
Reasons why you should treat your cock nicely.
Never cross cocks, you might wind up dead.
When a good cock goes bad.
May 12 2012 5:38 PM EDT
Crouching Chicken, Cutting Cock
The man who couldn't handle his cock.
May 12 2012 6:36 PM EDT
Karate Cock (Wax on, wax off)
Man's cock bled him to death from below the knee.
May 12 2012 8:43 PM EDT
Man's Raging Cock Causes Death!
May 13 2012 1:14 AM EDT
See a doctor if bleeding from cock lasts for more than two hours.
Cock handling proves to be fatal.
May 13 2012 2:45 AM EDT
Owner meets demise by his own cock!
May 13 2012 5:32 PM EDT
I'm thinking I'll get a big BoNE and name it after one of these suggestions.
Overzealous cock leaves man completely drained.
May 14 2012 8:46 AM EDT
Man Mishandles Cock, Pays the Price.
May 14 2012 10:08 AM EDT
Uncontrolled Cock Rage Causes Death!
May 14 2012 10:25 AM EDT
Cock's Bloody Reign of terror ends with one man dead........
Bloodthirsty Cock Gores Man to Death!
Cock takes man down with one blow!
Man takes one from a cock dies!
Man dies after getting his fill from a Cock
May 14 2012 11:54 AM EDT
Man Cockwhooped to Death!
May 14 2012 12:54 PM EDT
Owner of Cock below the knee perishes from penetrating blow...........
May 14 2012 1:02 PM EDT
Penetrated Cockmaster expires from wound!
May 14 2012 1:47 PM EDT
Angry Cock insertion causes death!
Well placed Cock Cut proves to be Death Stroke!
May 14 2012 4:41 PM EDT
Little prick from pecker kills cock watcher.
Too difficult to choose a winner. :)
I feel a poll coming on...
Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.
May 14 2012 6:05 PM EDT
Ooooo cant wait nto see what gets picked! Gotta wonder if the ante will be upped because of this........
May 15 2012 5:21 AM EDT
Stiffed by cock
May 15 2012 5:24 AM EDT
Get in the ring with the killer cock
May 16 2012 12:21 AM EDT
Sharp rise in (illegal) alien battle-cock death tolls.
May 16 2012 12:28 AM EDT
Skynet internal memory bank location 0x674FB861A : Experimental infiltration poultry unit vocabulator routine malfunction, mistranslates Jose Ochoa as John Connor. Chance of accidental exposure to mainstream media an issue, manipulate reports of illegal gambling to minimize chance of detection.
May 16 2012 12:49 AM EDT
Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.
Shouldn't it be spelled "pole" in this thread?
May 16 2012 6:41 AM EDT
Pricked Pecker Peeper Perishes!
May 16 2012 7:19 AM EDT
Ok Had to fix it!
Penetrated Prized Private Pecker Peeper Perishes Prematurely!
Had to do it.......HAD TO! x-D
May 16 2012 10:51 AM EDT
Perverted Peeper Pricked Per Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview
Say that three times fast.......lol
May 16 2012 11:12 AM EDT
Penetratingly Pricked Perverted Peeper Perishes Prematurely Per Private Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview!
Ok Now I am done with the Tongue Twister I don't think I could do any better than this......lol
May 16 2012 6:06 PM EDT
Never handle a cock in anger..........
A furious cock bursts a blood vessel and a man winds up dead. Some say it was his love for his cock that killed him in the end.
May 16 2012 6:55 PM EDT
Man Impaled by Inflamed Cock Passes!
May 17 2012 9:56 AM EDT
*Dun dun dun* And another one gets killed by the Cock! (Another one Bites the Dust Parody)
The Day the Cock went Berserk (Parody of a Parody!)
Bye, Bye Mr. Cock watcher Guy! (American Pie Parody)
Ohhhhhhh Coooock! (I can't believe you killed me now!) (Oh Girl parody)
All Parodies by Z. :-P
May 18 2012 5:19 PM EDT
Doubled the winners pot to $2m.
May 18 2012 6:09 PM EDT
Roses are Red, Violets are blue you try to pick up cock it keel you!
May 21 2012 8:21 PM EDT
It's off the home page, but it's still in the poll archives. It looks like "Man dies from unsafe cock handling" won with 30.3% of the votes.
May 22 2012 3:11 AM EDT
Indeed, poll has closed and the winner is Pit. Well done... :)
AdminG Beee - QBPit Spawn (Triumvirate) - $2,000,000 -- see /bboard..003IXY 3:09 AM EDT
May 22 2012 11:29 AM EDT
Thanks! And where is this supposed poll archive?
May 22 2012 3:33 PM EDT
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