Not sure if it makes me a bad person or not... (in Contests)
May 12 2012 5:34 AM EDT
...but rather than think, "poor guy", my first thought was; "I wonder if this'll make the Darwin awards this year."
Death by cock.
PS. My thoughts on me being a bad person was no more than a few seconds worth of introspection and I'm perfectly happy with it if you decide one way or another :p
My real reason for the post comes down to the fact that I just couldn't miss the opportunity to share the rather infantile, but humorous link name...
G_Beee Edit: Moved from off-topic to contest board
$1m CB to the person who comes up with the best banner headline for this article. Outright breach of PG rules disqualified obviously, however inuendo is encouraged :)
I thought this would be about the beard again! ;)
California man dead after Pecker incident
May 12 2012 8:51 AM EDT
California man died and lost the game.
Man bled out after impale from cock.
May 12 2012 10:43 AM EDT
California man dead after bloody leg splitting cock penetration.
Cock a doodle death. One man's fatal encounter with a cock.
Big cock tears a California man a new one.
Kickboxing poultry leaves a California man to bleed out.
When birds attack... With knifes?
Killer cock claims a life!
Killer cock shows size doesn't matter.
Man plays chicken with a chicken and looses his life.
Revolutionary chicken leaves California man dead.
Rise of the cock. New movie or fatal reality?
Live by the cock. Die by the cock.
Quyen user pic kills again, local authorities issue warrant for arrest.
May 12 2012 11:49 AM EDT
Airborne Cocks-kick Event (band names ftw!)
May 12 2012 11:53 AM EDT
cock is male, my user pic is a chicken, which is female. there is no way my user pic is a suspect!
Cock use proves fatal for California man!
Loss of Cock control can be life threatening!
Poultry in motion screws man!
Salmonella is not the only weapon Avian has!
Pissed off Bird sticks it to the man!
Angry birds the live action game proves to be dangerous!
That's what a Cock on the run would want you to think. Dressed as a cat dressed as a chicken.
Man dies from unsafe cock handling.
A Condom Wouldn't Have Saved Him.
Man is screwed when Cock goes wild!
That thing on your leg might be a cock with a knife as one man discovered before bleeding out.
Uncontrollable cock leads to man's demise
The cock strikes back.
Fed up cock lashes out at owner.
Cock Kung Fu takes man out.
Genius my good man. Genius!
Cock breaks one off, man perishes.
May 12 2012 1:33 PM EDT
Chickens and blades form a deadly cock-tale!
Man falls victim to Ginsu Cock!
Fowl commits foul.
Chicken tries original recipe leg of man.
Cock goes nuts, turns on owner
Man dies from Deadly Cock Technique
May 12 2012 1:54 PM EDT
Man dies after using cock illegally.
Man orders combo #187 at KFC.
Failed Cock Surgery ends mans life.
Man goes into Avian Gladiator Arena Half-Cocked gets Fully Screwed.
First victim in new reality show - Animal Farm
Man shanked by cock
Get your roster booster or cock at large may get you.
Man's killer going to fry
Cock Skill Demonstration goes Awry!
May 12 2012 2:21 PM EDT
Cock extension proves deadly.
Man falls Prey to Raging Cock!
May 12 2012 2:26 PM EDT
A killer in the cock ring.
Cock Domination proves Fatal.
Cock knives prove to be unpopular accessory.
May 12 2012 2:40 PM EDT
Man Killed By His Most Prized Possession
Take Care Women Your Next
May 12 2012 2:42 PM EDT
Exsanguination via cock stab cost a man's life.
May 12 2012 2:44 PM EDT
Flying cock slicers batman!
May 12 2012 2:51 PM EDT
Improper cock management leads to hypovolemia.
Man tries Cock intervention gets shanked..........
1 Man, 1 Cock!
yes i had to do it!
Cock causes man's premature end.
May 12 2012 3:23 PM EDT
Cock piercing causes man to go limp permanently.
Man Succumbs to Avian Penetration!
May 12 2012 3:29 PM EDT
Man brought down by a little cock.
Cock Causes Downfall of Man!
The Cock is mightier than the Man.
Man Meets Cock, Cock Kills Man!
Cock gives man deadly ornithoid insertion!
Chicken uses cut. It's super effective!
Cock uses beak. It's super effective
to put it correctly! :P
Man dies from Cock Wound!
"The cock had a knife attached to its limb"
cut is correct :P
Man suffers Cessation of Life due to Cock Cut!
Hospital unable to save man from cock attack!
Over-cocked Man meets Oblivion.
May 12 2012 4:14 PM EDT
Man felt cocky and died.
May 12 2012 4:16 PM EDT
Rooster kills man in an attempt to taste human drumstick.
Man Dies from Avian Leg Love!
Local authorities seek Cock in the face of public eye scrutiny
Never turn your back to a Cock or suffer the consequences
Man's Life Extinguished by Fatal Cock Insertion!
In Soviet Russia Cock cuts you!
May 12 2012 4:28 PM EDT
When the cock stabs your thigh with a knife say goodbye mister Joseeee.
That's Amore (parody by Zinc) soon to go viral on youtube!
May 12 2012 4:43 PM EDT
May 12 2012 4:50 PM EDT
When Cocks Attack.
Never Turn Your Back On A Cock.
Cock Casualty Ceases at Hospital!
Cock too much for man to handle!
A man and his cock.
How deadly is your cock?
Here's why you don't attach a knife to your cock.
Never bring a knife to a cock fight.
Things you shouldn't do with your cock.
May 12 2012 5:03 PM EDT
The first rule of cock club
May 12 2012 5:05 PM EDT
Reason number 2 for keeping knives away from your cock.
Some Cocks are better left alone by man........
May 12 2012 5:15 PM EDT
May 12 2012 5:18 PM EDT
Hold onto your cocks or it could get ugly.
Don't anger the cock.
One man. One Cock.
How not to treat your cock.
Aw-wee-oo Killer Cock Fu
The last cock he ever saw...
Reasons why you should treat your cock nicely.
Never cross cocks, you might wind up dead.
When a good cock goes bad.
Crouching Chicken, Cutting Cock
The man who couldn't handle his cock.
May 12 2012 6:36 PM EDT
Karate Cock (Wax on, wax off)
Man's cock bled him to death from below the knee.
Man's Raging Cock Causes Death!
May 13 2012 1:14 AM EDT
See a doctor if bleeding from cock lasts for more than two hours.
May 13 2012 1:42 AM EDT
Cock a doodle die
Cock handling proves to be fatal.
Owner meets demise by his own cock!
May 13 2012 5:32 PM EDT
I'm thinking I'll get a big BoNE and name it after one of these suggestions.
May 14 2012 12:36 AM EDT
Overzealous cock leaves man completely drained.
May 14 2012 8:46 AM EDT
Man Mishandles Cock, Pays the Price.
Uncontrolled Cock Rage Causes Death!
Cock's Bloody Reign of terror ends with one man dead........
Bloodthirsty Cock Gores Man to Death!
Cock takes man down with one blow!
Man takes one from a cock dies!
Man dies after getting his fill from a Cock
Man Cockwhooped to Death!
Owner of Cock below the knee perishes from penetrating blow...........
Penetrated Cockmaster expires from wound!
Angry Cock insertion causes death!
Well placed Cock Cut proves to be Death Stroke!
May 14 2012 4:41 PM EDT
Little prick from pecker kills cock watcher.
Too difficult to choose a winner. :)
I feel a poll coming on...
Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.
Ooooo cant wait nto see what gets picked! Gotta wonder if the ante will be upped because of this........
May 15 2012 5:21 AM EDT
Stiffed by cock
May 15 2012 5:24 AM EDT
Get in the ring with the killer cock
May 16 2012 12:21 AM EDT
Sharp rise in (illegal) alien battle-cock death tolls.
May 16 2012 12:28 AM EDT
Skynet internal memory bank location 0x674FB861A : Experimental infiltration poultry unit vocabulator routine malfunction, mistranslates Jose Ochoa as John Connor. Chance of accidental exposure to mainstream media an issue, manipulate reports of illegal gambling to minimize chance of detection.
May 16 2012 12:49 AM EDT
Comp is open until the poll goes up sometime tomorrow probably.
Shouldn't it be spelled "pole" in this thread?
Pricked Pecker Peeper Perishes!
Ok Had to fix it!
Penetrated Prized Private Pecker Peeper Perishes Prematurely!
Had to do it.......HAD TO! x-D
Perverted Peeper Pricked Per Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview
Say that three times fast.......lol
Penetratingly Pricked Perverted Peeper Perishes Prematurely Per Private Persnickety Prized Professional Pecker Popper's Passionately Planned Purview!
Ok Now I am done with the Tongue Twister I don't think I could do any better than this......lol
Never handle a cock in anger..........
A furious cock bursts a blood vessel and a man winds up dead. Some say it was his love for his cock that killed him in the end.
Man Impaled by Inflamed Cock Passes!
*Dun dun dun* And another one gets killed by the Cock! (Another one Bites the Dust Parody)
The Day the Cock went Berserk (Parody of a Parody!)
Bye, Bye Mr. Cock watcher Guy! (American Pie Parody)
Ohhhhhhh Coooock! (I can't believe you killed me now!) (Oh Girl parody)
All Parodies by Z. :-P
May 18 2012 5:19 PM EDT
Doubled the winners pot to $2m.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue you try to pick up cock it keel you!
May 21 2012 8:21 PM EDT
It's off the home page, but it's still in the poll archives. It looks like "Man dies from unsafe cock handling" won with 30.3% of the votes.
May 22 2012 3:11 AM EDT
Indeed, poll has closed and the winner is Pit. Well done... :)
AdminG Beee - QBPit Spawn (Triumvirate) - $2,000,000 -- see /bboard..003IXY 3:09 AM EDT
Thanks! And where is this supposed poll archive?
May 22 2012 3:33 PM EDT
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