The Nastiest thing you have eaten (in Contests)

Ok i pick the winner and the winner gets 10k just post the nastiest thing you have ever eatin so have fun

i swallowed my pride once

doesnt count eatin EX:fish eyeballs

darn

ok how bout this
I quite often end up with my foot in my mouth

Roast cockroaches, in Thailand.

well if you ended up with a foot in your mouth then you havent ate it so no neither does that one

mmmmmmmmm crunchy

Scorpion in Indonesia

I regularly eat Big Macs when Im hungover...

Jellyfish tentacles (I thought it was noodles lol)

my mother forced me to eat various squashes and zucchini (is it also considered a squash?)

i dont think so

i once tried spiders and a roast bat in NY for a dare

Sea urchin, raw. A delacacy in Japan. But has the texture and taste(?) of baby excrement.

Haggis (spelling correction might be needed, tasted so awful I try to block it out)

Meecrob =P

What haggis is (pops)

ok hands down mrwuss wins even though all of the other people that posted i looked at that haggis stuff and that is the nastiest thing i have ever seen so congrats mrwuss what car should i send to

send it to wussified


Also, do not attempt to eat Haggis, it has got to be the nastiest thing I ever laid eyes on, much less put in my mouth and swallowed.


But swallowed only for a short period of time :/

A sausage is the winner? You must be some weird kind of vegetarian to think that's the worst. Try Beloot:

(1) Take a duck egg about ready to hatch.
(2) Bury it for a few days/weeks, depending on temperature and humidity and depth of the pit.
(3) When "aged" (aka rotted) to your tastes, dig up.
(4) Punch pin hole in one end of egg, and cut/chip hole in other end.
(5) Inhale briskly/suck firmly, chewing resultant goo thoroughly, so as to pulverize small bones.
(6) Swallow said pulpy goo and smell like rotten eggs for about a week, as the smell comes from your pores.

Nope, didn't actually eat that one. Smell was too overpowering. It's considered helpful in fertility. In the evenings, vendors walk through the neighborhoods, yelling "Beloot! Beloot!". Very popular. Must be an acquired taste.

It was the nastiest thing eaten, not mentioned.


I can come up with a couple dishes much worse than what you mention, but I haven't eaten any.

Haggis might be 'sausage' , but come on it is nothing you would eat with eggs and toast in the morning before work.

I ate Vegemite once. That was the nastiest thing I've ever encountered. A close second was the time my wife made me some Natto *shudder*

Whoa, the hair on my arms is all standing up now... just from remembering those two horrific "tastes" (I think I need a hug)

How on earth could haggis be the worst !! That's part of my normal diet for goodness sake !

As for other dishes I've eaten, I've had dog in Korea, Kangaroo in Australia (very much like normal steak), shark and octopus in Tenerife. The best/worst however must be drunken shrimps in Hong Kong.

Drunken shrimps were served at the table very much alive. The shrimps came in a caserole type dish all wriggling and not very happy. The waiter then poured some cheap Chinese spirit in the dish and very quickly put the lid on them. After about 30 seconds the shrimps stopped jumping up and down and banging on the lid and became very mellow (as you would I imagine. Once they were settled he then struck a match and set the spirit on fire before replacing the lid. Of course they all went nuts again and within 20 seconds were dead and the flame was extinguished. The shrimps were then put on our dish... and eaten. It was surprising yummy and thankfully I was very drunk at the time.
Next morning I remembered all about it and have never forgotten (or forgiven my host) the experience since.

PS. I'm still stunned that haggis is considered nasty :p

G Beee, I was waiting for your reaction to the haggis nomination! I've had it once or twice, and it's not bad at all.

I've had some pretty weird foods, but I can't say that they were as nasty as the junk normal people eat: hotdogs, kraft dinner, or anything from Rotten Ronald's (aka MacDonald's).

this contest must be considered culturally biased or something.

I consider being able to indulge of haggis with a few of my friends once a year a nicety.

as for nasty things to eat, the image of a ppl strapping a monkey into the middle of a table cracking its head open with small mallets and slurping its warm grey matter up, I think is one of the few things I'm would have to be culturally discourteous about and say no to.

didn't any of you read my rules i pick not you

hmm well is this contest still open? cause if it is and the way to winning is just to find something that would gross you out more then Haggis, heh I'm sure i can find many a thing that I've eaten far worse.

how can octopus be nasty? I love it!

applesauce with pieces of oranges

Aftershave.
My bro wiped it all over my mouth.

My wifes........





Cooking

lol, Ranger, that's bad. I hope you don't tell her that!

I once had a mixed plate of White Castle cheeseburgers, Skyline chili dogs, and kimchee for lunch and washed it down with Big K cola. I didn't really think it tasted too bad, but it did qualify me as a weapon of mass destruction for the next several days.

Um... I lived in Mexico for 2 years, among some of the wierd stuff I ate was Pig Tongue Tacos (cow tongue is actually tasty though), some type of eyeballs in my taco (don't even know), and iguana (which, as often as you might have heard this, tasted just like chicken... )

I like kimchee, it is another odd tasting food, but it is not that bad.

a few small spiders and some flies i think,

its a fact that everyone eats bugs in their sleep ;)

Buenos el Torros, you guess what part of the bull that is >_<

Raw Herring :) I think only Dutch people eat it :p And that includes me! Very nice snack!

raw herring actually tastes quite good, its Dutch Sushi :P

In case you haven't figured it out, buenos el torros = bull balls

just itching to tell us, weren't you? It was pretty obvious...

/me is still stunned about the haggis !

I mean, c'mon just look at it.



That's a sheeps stomach it's in. Yummy !

Cow's tongue?...

There's no way I would taste an animal that could taste me back.

(I wonder why "Cow's" is not in the spell checker)

Uhm, try "cows".

:)

I would totally try haggis.

Look, it's sausage. you already eat it in the morning, only it's called "Brown and serve" and it's ground up so fine you can't tell the difference, but sure enough it's not all that much different.

It's meat, and spices. Then cooked inside an organ. Sounds like it would be good on pizza.

Haggis

• 1 Sheep's pluck (stomach"), Well cleaned and scraped.
• 1~2 lb Oatmeal (dry)
• 1 lb Organ meats: liver, heart, "lights" (lungs), and any other parts you like 1 lb Suet
• 2 Onions (large)
• 2 cups soup stock
• Spices to taste. For your first time, try a teaspoon each of salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper
• Heavy sewing needle and very heavy thread

1. Boil organ meats and onion, then dice or mince them together
2. Lightly toast (or brown) the oatmeal
3. Set stomach and stock aside, then mix everything else together (no, not the needle and thread idiot!)
4. Slowly mix in the stock
5. Fill the stomach to 80~90% full with the mix (the oatmeal will expand later)
6. Squeeze all the air out of the stomach then sew the openings shut
7. Stab the haggis several times to allow any extra air to escape while cooking
8. Boil in a large pot for 4~5 hours

Serves 10-ish

Don't like this recipe? There are a lot of other ones out there.

It's part of my cultural heritage, but I must say I've never managed to eat any. :-(

lol G_Beee

mmm sure looks tasty there. And McDonald's is good, there I said it.

You know what, if you added some celery, it doesn't sound that much different than turkey stuffing.

And maybe substituting straight venison for the organs might help, but I'd be willing to try it.

your mom

big difference between "good" and "good for you"

thats why i never want to work in a fast food restaurant - I want to still be able to eat fast food without knowing what goes into it. in this case, ignorance is bliss.
oh so yummy!

/me holds a sign

[will work for bigmacs]

ok this tread is closed

This thread has taken on a life of it's own. You can't stop it... I mean, like, an admin could I guess...

i still think i should have won - that stuff was nasty!

your pride?

jake, who won?

Remember: "... and the winner gets 10k ..."

the winner is mrwuss because i thaught that he could of ate but it looked nasty and im pretty desgusted to even look at it so i pick mrwuss

someone who ate hagus...what a la la...sea cucumber stomaches for me (they were very tasty, like spicy snot), but only because even dead broke I couldn't suck balut (veins, beak, feathers, and slime) out of a duck egg...even for money!