What would you do... (in Contests)


LumpBot September 14 2005 1:04 AM EDT

...for a Klondike Bar

Most creative answer gets a base Buckler of Mandos
Second gets a base Ice Familiar
Third gets a high five

Keep it PG and on topic, I will have some friends help me decide if it's close.
1 Post per person per day.

sssimmo September 14 2005 1:05 AM EDT

I'm playing for the high five :P

Undertow September 14 2005 1:06 AM EDT

Enter this contest?

Oh... a Klondike bar isn't one of the prizes....?

darn.

maulaxe September 14 2005 1:46 AM EDT

I would give you two high fives!

...at the same time!

...with my eyes closed!

...behind my back!

...while standing on one foot!

...and sticking out my tongue!

...and talking on the phone!

...and chewing bubble gum!

...while hopping up and down!


aren't I talented?

Wonderpuff September 14 2005 1:56 AM EDT

I would camp the convenience store!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 14 2005 2:19 AM EDT

eat 37 jars of sun warmed mayo through a McDonalds straw

{CB1}Carp King September 14 2005 2:26 AM EDT

my own version

What would I do for the Klondike Bar company?

Almost respect George Worthless Bush.

RAMPAGE September 14 2005 3:08 AM EDT

Rampage hit Spaceman over the head and stuffs him into the walk-in freezer after removing all the Kondike Bars.
HA HA HA they are mine all mine!!!!

[CB1]Deadlight September 14 2005 3:40 AM EDT

I would attack The Apocolapyse Book, with a small little 10K Pr char, get whopped so badly in the 1st round, that my char would self-retire, and my account would get deleted, due to total and utter sutpidity on my part.

AdminShade September 14 2005 4:21 AM EDT

I would do all of the above :P

Part-time Barman September 14 2005 4:24 AM EDT

I'd teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 14 2005 4:42 AM EDT


I would buy Voodoophone a Coke.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 14 2005 5:07 AM EDT

Give Mike Klondike the capital he needs to finally open the wine bar chain of his dreams.

AdminLamuness September 14 2005 6:31 AM EDT

I'd duel a monkey to the death and then shave myself bald for a klondike bar.

AdminG Beee September 14 2005 6:39 AM EDT

I'd watch the complete collection of Rocky movies over and over until my eyes started bleeding.

4074 days old {Gaza} September 14 2005 7:07 AM EDT

Rabek id Nolk until my head turned blue and my hands turned red

Ox [StephenMelinda Gates Fund] September 14 2005 7:11 AM EDT

I'd bark like a dog!

xDanELx September 14 2005 7:21 AM EDT

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sssimmo September 14 2005 7:23 AM EDT

my vote for winner goes to: xDanELx

YNM September 14 2005 7:35 AM EDT

I'd pay for it with toenail clippings and seemingly insulting tips.

WeaponX September 14 2005 7:40 AM EDT

i would compliment you. i know thats a stretch but i love them klondike bars

Part-time Barman September 14 2005 8:03 AM EDT

I'll let you kiss my doggy

Wasp [Demon Forging] September 14 2005 8:37 AM EDT

I would just simply walk down to walmart and buy one. Thus saving me the trouble of shaving myself bald and dueling with monkeys, and or watching any of the Rocky movies.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] September 14 2005 11:15 AM EDT

i would befriend the person in Wonderpuff's account picture!!

=P

Sukotto [lookingglas] September 14 2005 11:18 AM EDT

In the immortal words of Jedi Master MeatLoaf, "I would do anything for a Klondike bar... but I won't do that."



And I would do anything for a Klondike bar, I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way it feels right now in CB, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that, I won't do that
Anything for a Klondike bar, oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that, oh I won't do that

Some days camping's easy, and some days camping's hard
Some days camping's removed from the game, I fear the screams will never end
Some chars are shooting fire, and some chars are blasting ice
Some chars are like nothing I've ever seen before or will again
Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know that buckler can save me, no one else can give it to me but you

As long as the game keeps changing, as long as Undertow's burning
As long as your dreams are coming true, you better believe it
That I would do anything for a Klondike bar, and I'll be there till the final act
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if our clan don't go all the way to the top tonight
And I would do anything for a Klondike bar, oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar
Oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

I would do anything for a Klondike bar, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence, and somedays I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to Jon for changes that make my strat give me control
Some nights I lose the feeling, and some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch /kicks and /kills take their toll
Maybe I'm lonely and that's all I'm qualified to be
There's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the ebows are firing, as long as the FB's are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true, you better believe it
That I would do anything for a Klondike bar, and you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with the nub, so long, so long
And I would do anything for a Klondike bar, oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that, no no no I won't do that
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that

But I'll never stop dreaming of CB every night of my life, no way
And I would do anything for a Klondike bar, oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar
I would do anything for a Klondike bar
But I won't do that
No I won't do that


Will you raise me up, will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?
I can do that! I can do that!

Will you hold me sacred? will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?
I can do that! oh oh, now I can do that!
Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you forge this els to +110?
Can you give me something I can take home?
I can do that! oh oh now, I can do that!

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?
I can do that! oh oh now, I can do that!
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a change month's sting
And you'll see that it's time to move on
I won't do that! no I won't do that!

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
And sooner or later, you'll go to town
I won't do that! no I won't do that!
Anything for a Klondike bar, oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar

I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that, no I won't do that

Pyro September 14 2005 3:32 PM EDT

i would get one out of the fridge

wldflr September 14 2005 3:37 PM EDT

No one should be able to resist DanX's :)

{CB3}-HR22 September 14 2005 4:03 PM EDT

I would bring back camping and obliterate forging!

LumpBot September 14 2005 9:08 PM EDT

These are pretty good!
Any more?

Xiaz on Hiatus September 14 2005 9:09 PM EDT

I'd no absolutely nothing, zero, nil, (insert another synonym here). :)

{CB3}-HR22 September 14 2005 9:14 PM EDT

*this one does not count but*

I Would Kiss Voodoo's Dog!

QBOddBird September 14 2005 10:04 PM EDT

For a Klondike bar?

Why, I'd do quite a bit.

I'd bite my own tongue.
I'd shred my flesh off with a cheese grater.
I would then cover myself with salt, then rubbing alcohol, then I'd stick ducktape all over myself and rip it off.
I'd pull out the hair on my legs and arms with my teeth.
I'd touch that little dangly thing in the back of my throat that makes me gag.
I'd kiss YOUR butt.
I'd kiss MY butt.
I'd kiss Oprah Winfrey's butt.
I'd consider kissing Ranger's, but that's unoriginal.
I'd take up camping leather boots.
I'd go into confession and actually admit EVERYTHING I did wrong.
I'd walk a mile in your shoes.
...then I'd buy you new shoes.
I'd go on a diet, and stick to it.
I'd start smoking, just so I could quit to prove to you my desire for a Klondike bar.
I'd offer to be the janitor for Kenny the Elephant's cage.
I'd give anything to be in your arms (whoops, how did that find its way in here?)
I'd give myself papercuts between all my digits, between my lips, between my cheeks, and on my eyelids.
I'd get a bowl of water boiling hot, then dunk my face in it.
I'd get a bikini wax.
I'd then get laser hair removal so I never had to do that again.
I'd make a pillow of my bellybutton fuzz, and give it to you as a gift.
I'd attempt that sword-swallowing trick.
I'd take up freerunning, with no prior experience or knowledge.
I'd babysit everyone's kids. For free.
I'd listen to the backseat driver.

All this, for one Klondike bar.

Don't get me started on what I'd do for two.

maulaxe September 15 2005 3:16 AM EDT

What would I do for that klondike bar? I would write you a limerick.

I would play more CB for that one klondike bar.
to waste not any BA in raising my char,
my post at the down+enter keys n'er to desert -
driven onward by that tasty dessert -
even that "Ranger" will left behind, far.

LumpBot September 15 2005 11:46 AM EDT

Last inning, I'll announce the winners before I go to class
(2:30 pm server time)

Anyone now can enter 1 more time but only once.

QBBarzooMonkey September 15 2005 11:54 AM EDT

I'd trade you my bunny with pink icing cookie for your Klondike bar.

Pyro September 15 2005 12:57 PM EDT

i would go on the high wire with no net and fall into a tank full of scorpions.
i would fight 200 great white sharks and hope that i would still have a mouth, neck, tongue, and stomach.
i would jump of the 500 foot high dive and to a belly flop.(ouch!)
i would make shrink ray and make me small so i could fight all the honey bees in the world.
i would make friends with every bear so that they would make me Klondike bars :-D

LumpBot September 15 2005 1:46 PM EDT

1st) Odd bird
2nd) DanEl
3rd) Lamuness

xDanELx September 15 2005 2:52 PM EDT

Thanks. I just can't believe you resisted the lure of...

The Puss... In Boots. :)

Pyro September 15 2005 3:25 PM EDT

i want a high five :'(

{CB3}-HR22 September 15 2005 4:12 PM EDT

What is the 'puss in boots' anyways?
That doesnt even answer the question, "what would you do for a klondike bar?"

QBBarzooMonkey September 15 2005 4:26 PM EDT

Sure it did - it said "I will give you adorable, sad little kitty eyes until you break down and can no longer resist giving me a Klondike Bar."

IndependenZ September 15 2005 4:29 PM EDT

I'd run another contest, similar to this, with that Klondike Bar as a first prize.
Yes, I shall resist eating it myself.

LumpBot September 15 2005 9:37 PM EDT

how exactly would I be able to ship a Klondike bar to someone? the shipping alone would be a fortune to keep the bar cold.

QBsutekh137 September 16 2005 12:50 AM EDT

Actually, it isn't as bad as you might think...formed styrofoam and dry ice chunks can keep stuff frozen/near-frozen for quite a long time... Order something from Omaha Steaks and see how cold it is by the time it gets to your door. *smile*

csraven September 19 2005 1:45 AM EDT

i would take a monkey out on a date, and dance with her while wearing a yellow polka dotted mini skirt, and singing the "what would you do for a klondike bar" jingle...
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