**EDIT: In an effort to keep the story moving along, it will now be allowed for people to post at 2hour intervals. Thank you.**
The story so far is as follows:
Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.
In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.
After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's Christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's grey cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.
In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through mouldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks.
A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade from being Shade because shade was disguised as a gaudy lamp shade in women's clothing. The thread lived in a little corner of CB2 all by itself.
DAWG's bank account continued to silently expand like a supernova exploding all the popcorn in the sexy lingerie catalogue Shade had left open on his mother's nightstand after wrestling in the nude with three Mexican midgets covered in pudding.
Meanwhile, back at Magical Trevor's house, an old man ate Glory's six kittens which is customary in his country due to legal guidelines being abused by knights who consume llamas and spam the forums.
Lamuness was extremely aroused by the aforementioned pink bunny jar which glistening with honey.
"Why?" asked the miniature spiky pineapples Jay and Bob.
"Because it reminds me of aupStar's big fat white marshmallow filled tunic rubbing very passionately against his dark colored car kit," replied the cunning little earthworm.
Then the pineapple in Chappy's mouth fell to the floor, and broke! "Oh, what a dirty little worm," cried the luminous pink bunny.
"It felt good because I scratched and then sniffed the full on gonzo blitz which looked so silky smooth and full of the goodness of the pleasureable soft microwave oven that I bought at Walmart," replied Peter Pan.
