3WordStory~ (in Contests)


{CB1ate}aupStar September 15 2005 12:10 AM EDT

Anyone and everyone can play this game without any financial penalty what so ever. There are only a few rules that must be followed in order to make the game fun for everyone! ^_^

Here's how to play:
1. Think up any 3 words that goes with the sentence posted before you.
2. You may only post once ever 8 hours to make it fair for everyone).
3. If you think that something amuses you and would like to make a comment, please put the comment below your 3 words within 2 asterixis.

i.e.,

skunks are cool

*haha this is becoming such a cool story*

{CB1ate}aupStar September 15 2005 12:11 AM EDT

Suddenly a huge

*Just to get the ball rolling...=)*

Bull3t F4c3 September 15 2005 12:16 AM EDT

rat devoured a

! Love Barney September 15 2005 12:17 AM EDT

dog. The end.

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 15 2005 12:17 AM EDT

mouse, and then

Lu Bu[willsue] September 15 2005 12:23 AM EDT

mice and men

Maelstrom September 15 2005 12:24 AM EDT

got along happily

Staind2b September 15 2005 12:45 AM EDT

but suddenly the

LumpBot September 15 2005 12:51 AM EDT

guy named Lenny

InebriatedArsonist September 15 2005 1:00 AM EDT

...shot the mailman...

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 15 2005 1:19 AM EDT


, a federal crime,

Grim Reaper September 15 2005 1:33 AM EDT

Bush wants Lenny

sssimmo September 15 2005 1:46 AM EDT

to hunt some

BrandonLP September 15 2005 1:57 AM EDT

turkey in Mexico

maulaxe September 15 2005 2:39 AM EDT

, where thats legal,

sssimmo September 15 2005 2:45 AM EDT

, only if you

CoolWater September 15 2005 3:20 AM EDT

use a crossbow

Part-time Barman September 15 2005 3:56 AM EDT

made from a

sssimmo September 15 2005 4:27 AM EDT

potato and fourteen

AdminShade September 15 2005 5:03 AM EDT

chicken legs, because

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 15 2005 5:10 AM EDT

it really itches

sssimmo September 15 2005 5:17 AM EDT

my butt cheeks.

sssimmo September 15 2005 6:50 AM EDT

....way to kill the game sime.

Undertow September 15 2005 7:05 AM EDT

Because I have

AdminShade September 15 2005 7:05 AM EDT

eaten the chickens

Undertow September 15 2005 7:07 AM EDT

and an itchy

{CB1ate}aupStar September 15 2005 7:10 AM EDT

*sssimmo please stick to one post every 8 hours as stated in the instructions above!*

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse, and then mice and men who got along happily but suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, a federal crime.Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal, only if you use a crossbow made from apotato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

Undertow September 15 2005 7:12 AM EDT

Way to edit out my perfectly legal post.

Lame, finding a different thread now.

Mr Bones September 15 2005 7:14 AM EDT

In the distance

Undertow September 15 2005 7:16 AM EDT

you can see

*My apoligies to aupstar, who in cutting and pastin all that stuff together never saw my post*

QBBarzooMonkey September 15 2005 9:25 AM EDT

seventy-four angry cheerleaders

"it's hyphenated, so it counts as 1" :)

[The Wretched]Freekie [Lower My Fees] September 15 2005 9:33 AM EDT

squegee your broccoli... nuff said

{CB3}-HR22 September 15 2005 1:40 PM EDT

into a giant

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 15 2005 3:16 PM EDT

of Jolly Greenness

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 15 2005 3:19 PM EDT

"Ho Ho Ho"

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 September 15 2005 4:35 PM EDT

said Santa Claus

Pyro September 15 2005 5:02 PM EDT

with a bag

QBBarzooMonkey September 15 2005 5:25 PM EDT

full of tiny

BrandonLP September 15 2005 5:54 PM EDT

ants that liked

QBJohnnywas September 15 2005 6:02 PM EDT

licking honey off

Lu Bu[willsue] September 15 2005 7:00 PM EDT

into the snow

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 15 2005 7:01 PM EDT

the dark places

Xiaz on Hiatus September 15 2005 7:38 PM EDT

we would hide

[CB1]Deadlight September 15 2005 8:41 PM EDT

would be grand

Lu Bu[willsue] September 15 2005 11:34 PM EDT

in the land

Relic September 15 2005 11:36 PM EDT

hoping to reach

QBOddBird September 15 2005 11:40 PM EDT

James' giant peach

{CB1ate}aupStar September 16 2005 2:27 AM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

v3n0m September 16 2005 6:17 AM EDT

After several attempts

Mr Bones September 16 2005 6:19 AM EDT

with no luck

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 16 2005 6:39 AM EDT

, Billy never could

AdminShade September 16 2005 7:07 AM EDT

find that special

Pyro September 16 2005 2:12 PM EDT

cookie in the

sssimmo September 16 2005 2:15 PM EDT

grandma's christmas pudding

:P

QBBarzooMonkey September 16 2005 2:16 PM EDT

pink bunny jar

*I find the direction this thread is going a little,shall we say "creepy", in that Billy can't find a cookie, and that happens to be my name..." :P

maulaxe September 16 2005 2:16 PM EDT

(oh so yummy!)

QBBarzooMonkey September 16 2005 2:27 PM EDT

, yet not very

"scratch the pink bunny jar one because I was too late"

QBOddBird September 16 2005 2:27 PM EDT

which fell from

Mistress Reyna September 16 2005 4:13 PM EDT

A massive toilet

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 16 2005 5:24 PM EDT

draining into nothingness

{CB1ate}aupStar September 17 2005 9:04 AM EDT

was full of

*wow, 2 responses which occurred simultaneously with two others...lol*

Pyro September 17 2005 1:24 PM EDT

poo with some

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] September 17 2005 1:25 PM EDT

green corn chunks

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 17 2005 1:35 PM EDT

a gastronomic delight

fatty the loner September 17 2005 2:43 PM EDT

equal to Picasso's

RedWolf September 17 2005 4:23 PM EDT

gray cat. Meanwhile,

Lu Bu[willsue] September 17 2005 11:05 PM EDT

in the room

{CB1ate}aupStar September 17 2005 11:38 PM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's gray cat. Meanwhile,in the room....

fatty the loner September 17 2005 11:46 PM EDT

Billy found his

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 18 2005 12:52 AM EDT

purple bunny slippers

Bull3t F4c3 September 18 2005 1:18 AM EDT

and put them

Mr Bones September 18 2005 6:04 AM EDT

on his ears

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 18 2005 6:27 AM EDT

,While dancing erratically

{CB1}Lukeyman September 18 2005 10:39 AM EDT

because there were

Barron [CB2BANK Investors Club] September 18 2005 11:42 AM EDT

ants in his

Aco September 18 2005 2:40 PM EDT

swollen rear entrance

{CB1ate}aupStar September 19 2005 10:39 PM EDT

. In the Jungle

Mr Bones September 20 2005 3:41 AM EDT

I could see

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 20 2005 3:52 AM EDT

For miles around

maulaxe September 20 2005 3:56 AM EDT

the lasers lashing

Aco September 20 2005 4:58 AM EDT

little children's eyeballs

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 20 2005 10:00 AM EDT

*Ha ha ha ha!!! My eyes are burning! The goggles, they do nothing!*

Pyro September 20 2005 2:04 PM EDT

get filled with

Relic September 20 2005 2:12 PM EDT

puppy dogs and

fatty the loner September 20 2005 5:11 PM EDT

they run screaming

Telkir September 24 2005 9:06 AM EDT

back to the

Pyro September 24 2005 10:35 AM EDT

hole in the

{CB1ate}aupStar September 24 2005 10:54 AM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's gray cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs and they ran screaming back to the hole in the...

QBBarzooMonkey September 24 2005 11:02 AM EDT

sky, until all

Victimizer [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] September 24 2005 2:57 PM EDT

was lost forever

AdminShade September 24 2005 3:42 PM EDT

closing this contest. :p

Pyro September 24 2005 8:02 PM EDT

but all the

Thraklight Resonance September 24 2005 8:09 PM EDT

NUB Bonus multis

QBBarzooMonkey September 24 2005 8:41 PM EDT

made Admins cranky

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 24 2005 10:00 PM EDT

and GentlemanLoser decided

Dignifried Bean [|Cheese It|] September 24 2005 10:02 PM EDT

to play anyway

QBOddBird September 24 2005 11:55 PM EDT

though moldy crackers

Pyro September 25 2005 3:49 PM EDT

taste horribly bad

fatty the loner September 25 2005 10:16 PM EDT

as if they

QBOddBird September 25 2005 10:21 PM EDT

had gagged on

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 26 2005 5:45 AM EDT

old cheesy socks

QBJohnnywas September 26 2005 6:43 AM EDT

. A very tall

fatty the loner September 26 2005 12:34 PM EDT

ugly woman was

AdminShade September 26 2005 12:38 PM EDT

closing this post.

QBBarzooMonkey September 26 2005 12:41 PM EDT

despite all attempts

Relic September 26 2005 12:47 PM EDT

she was confused

AdminShade September 26 2005 1:13 PM EDT

about her failing

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 26 2005 1:29 PM EDT

to stop Shade

{CB1ate}aupStar September 26 2005 10:50 PM EDT

*Had no idea people were still so interested in this thread...=) I'll try and update it more frequently now...^_^ Thanks to all that have posted and all that continue to do so..=) This will end up being a long, humorous and exciting story!! =)*

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's gray cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through moldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks .

A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade...

[SoM]CupofJoe [Peoples Bank of Carnage] September 26 2005 10:54 PM EDT

from being Shade

Pyro September 27 2005 4:46 PM EDT

because shade was

QBBarzooMonkey September 27 2005 4:49 PM EDT

disguised as a

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 27 2005 5:26 PM EDT

gaudy lamp shade

Reebok September 28 2005 10:26 AM EDT

in women's clothing.

QBBarzooMonkey September 28 2005 10:28 AM EDT

The thread lived

QBJohnnywas September 28 2005 10:29 AM EDT

.His chicken suit

QBJohnnywas September 28 2005 10:29 AM EDT

*missed that entry. disregard mine!

{CB1ate}aupStar September 28 2005 11:17 AM EDT

in a little

{CB1ate}aupStar September 28 2005 11:03 PM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's gray cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through moldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks .

A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade from being Shade because shade was disguised as a gaudy lamp shade in women's clothing. The thread lived in a little...

QBBarzooMonkey September 28 2005 11:34 PM EDT

corner of CB2

fatty the loner September 29 2005 10:13 PM EDT

all by itself.

QBOddBird September 30 2005 1:45 AM EDT

DAWG's bank account

maulaxe September 30 2005 1:50 AM EDT

continued to silently

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 30 2005 2:22 AM EDT

To expand like

sssimmo September 30 2005 2:47 AM EDT

expand like a

Just helping out GL as it didn't fit :P

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 30 2005 3:15 AM EDT

*Doh! Too early, please ignore my post!! ;) Thanks Mate! :)*

{CB1ate}aupStar September 30 2005 5:42 AM EDT

**EDIT: In an effort to keep the story moving along, it will now be allowed for people to post at 2hour intervals. Thank you.**

QBBarzooMonkey September 30 2005 7:35 AM EDT

supernova, exploding all

{CB1ate}aupStar September 30 2005 12:55 PM EDT

the popcorn in

AdminLamuness September 30 2005 1:20 PM EDT

the sexy lingerie

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 30 2005 7:45 PM EDT

catalouge Shade had

QBBarzooMonkey September 30 2005 7:50 PM EDT

left open on

QBRanger September 30 2005 7:53 PM EDT

his mothers nightstand

QBOddBird September 30 2005 8:23 PM EDT

after he'd left

AdminLamuness September 30 2005 8:39 PM EDT

quickly in nude

Thraklight Resonance September 30 2005 9:16 PM EDT

pudding wrestling with

fatty the loner October 1 2005 3:49 AM EDT

three mexican midgets
(sounded good)

{CB1ate}aupStar October 1 2005 5:21 AM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where thats legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's gray cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through moldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks .

A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade from being Shade because shade was disguised as a gaudy lamp shade in women's clothing. The thread lived in a little corner of CB2 all by itself.

DAWG's bank account continued to silently expand like a supernova exploding all the popcorn in the sexy lingerie catalouge Shade had left open on his mothers nightstand after wrestling in the nude with three mexican midgets covered in pudding.


*i guess that's makes a lil more sense, although i would have liked to make the sentence a bit shorter..hehe*

QBBarzooMonkey October 1 2005 8:22 AM EDT

Meanwhile, back at

Telkir October 1 2005 12:44 PM EDT

Magical Trevor's house,

Pyro October 1 2005 2:01 PM EDT

a old man

QBOddBird October 1 2005 2:36 PM EDT

ate six kittens

chappy [Soup Ream] October 1 2005 2:40 PM EDT

that Glory had

Rubberduck[T] [Hell Blenders] October 1 2005 2:40 PM EDT

which is customary

fatty the loner October 1 2005 4:48 PM EDT

in his country

QBOddBird October 1 2005 4:55 PM EDT

due to legal

chappy [Soup Ream] October 1 2005 4:57 PM EDT

guidelines being abused

Thraklight Resonance October 1 2005 5:35 PM EDT

by knights who

Synco October 1 2005 5:42 PM EDT

consume llamas and

! Love Barney October 1 2005 5:43 PM EDT

spam the forums

AdminLamuness October 2 2005 5:22 AM EDT

was extremely aroused

Telkir October 2 2005 6:34 AM EDT

by the aforementioned

fatty the loner October 2 2005 7:26 PM EDT

pink bunny jar

chappy [Soup Ream] October 2 2005 7:31 PM EDT

glistening with honey

QBBarzooMonkey October 2 2005 9:49 PM EDT

. "Why?" asked the

sssimmo October 2 2005 9:58 PM EDT

miniature spikey pineapple

Lu Bu[willsue] October 2 2005 9:59 PM EDT

Jay and Bob

{CB1ate}aupStar October 3 2005 3:15 AM EDT

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where that’s legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's Christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's grey cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through mouldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks.

A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade from being Shade because shade was disguised as a gaudy lamp shade in women's clothing. The thread lived in a little corner of CB2 all by itself.

DAWG's bank account continued to silently expand like a supernova exploding all the popcorn in the sexy lingerie catalogue Shade had left open on his mother’s nightstand after wrestling in the nude with three Mexican midgets covered in pudding.

Meanwhile, back at Magical Trevor's house, an old man ate Glory's six kittens which is customary in his country due to legal guidelines being abused by knights who consume llamas and spam the forums.

Lamuness was extremely aroused by the aforementioned pink bunny jar which glistening with honey.

"Why?" asked the miniature spiky pineapples Jay and Bob...

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] October 3 2005 3:33 AM EDT

"Because it reminds

chappy [Soup Ream] October 3 2005 5:28 AM EDT

me of aupStar's

QBOddBird October 3 2005 10:13 AM EDT

big fat white

chappy [Soup Ream] October 3 2005 10:15 AM EDT

marshmellow filled tunic

AdminLamuness October 3 2005 1:16 PM EDT

rubbing very passionately

chappy [Soup Ream] October 3 2005 1:20 PM EDT

against his dark

QBBarzooMonkey October 3 2005 2:25 PM EDT

non-PG thoughts

Who Dunnit October 3 2005 2:34 PM EDT

Colored car Kit

fatty the loner October 4 2005 2:11 AM EDT

. Then the pineapple

{CB1ate}aupStar October 5 2005 12:20 PM EDT

in Chappy's mouth

*mwahahaha revengeee....;)*

chappy [Soup Ream] October 5 2005 12:24 PM EDT

fell to the

*lol nice touch*

AdminShade October 5 2005 12:25 PM EDT

floor, and broke.

BrandonLP October 5 2005 1:10 PM EDT

"Oh, what a

[SoM]CupofJoe [Peoples Bank of Carnage] October 5 2005 1:13 PM EDT

dirty little worm."

QBBarzooMonkey October 5 2005 1:16 PM EDT

said The Luminous

AdminLamuness October 5 2005 1:43 PM EDT

it felt good

Brick October 6 2005 10:01 AM EDT

because i scratched

chappy [Soup Ream] October 6 2005 10:06 AM EDT

and then sniffed

Will [Retired] October 6 2005 10:21 AM EDT

. Then the full

QBBarzooMonkey October 6 2005 11:09 AM EDT

-on gonzo blitz

AdminLamuness October 6 2005 1:15 PM EDT

so silky smooth

Pyro October 6 2005 10:29 PM EDT

goodness of the

QBOddBird October 6 2005 10:34 PM EDT

pleasureably soft microwave

Brick October 6 2005 11:00 PM EDT

oven that i

Brick October 6 2005 11:04 PM EDT

*oops broke the rules :S....i thought i posted that yesterday?*

(CB1) Skyrunner October 6 2005 11:27 PM EDT

Bought at Walmart

{CB1ate}aupStar October 7 2005 1:58 AM EDT

**EDIT: In an effort to keep the story moving along, it will now be allowed for people to post at 2hour intervals. Thank you.**

The story so far is as follows:

Suddenly a huge rat devoured a mouse. Then mice and men who got along happily. Suddenly the guy named Lenny shot the mailman, which is a federal crime. Bush wants Lenny to hunt some turkey in Mexico where that’s legal only if you use a crossbow made from a potato and fourteen chicken legs, because it really itches my butt cheeks.

In the distance you can see seventy-four angry cheerleaders, so squegee your broccoli into a giant of Jolly Greenness. "Ho Ho Ho" said Santa Claus with a bag full of tiny ants that liked licking honey off. Into the snow and the dark places we would hide, it would be grand living in the land hoping to reach James' giant peach.

After several attempts with no luck, Billy never could find that special cookie in grandma's Christmas pudding, so he looked in her pink bunny jar which fell from a massive toilet draining into nothingness. The toilet was usually full of poo with some green corn chunks. It was a gastronomic delight equal to Picasso's grey cat. Meanwhile in the room, Billy found his purple bunny slippers and put them on his ears while dancing erratically because there were ants in his swollen rear entrance.

In the Jungle I could see for miles around. There were lasers lashing little children's eyeballs which got filled with puppy dogs, which made them run screaming back to the hole in the sky until all was lost forever, closing this contest. However, all the NUB Bonus multis made Admins cranky and GentlemanLoser decided to play anyway through mouldy crackers that taste as horrible as if they had gagged on old cheesy socks.

A very tall ugly woman was closing this post. Despite all her attempts, she was confused about her failing to stop Shade from being Shade because shade was disguised as a gaudy lamp shade in women's clothing. The thread lived in a little corner of CB2 all by itself.

DAWG's bank account continued to silently expand like a supernova exploding all the popcorn in the sexy lingerie catalogue Shade had left open on his mother's nightstand after wrestling in the nude with three Mexican midgets covered in pudding.

Meanwhile, back at Magical Trevor's house, an old man ate Glory's six kittens which is customary in his country due to legal guidelines being abused by knights who consume llamas and spam the forums.

Lamuness was extremely aroused by the aforementioned pink bunny jar which glistening with honey.

"Why?" asked the miniature spiky pineapples Jay and Bob.

"Because it reminds me of aupStar's big fat white marshmallow filled tunic rubbing very passionately against his dark colored car kit," replied the cunning little earthworm.

Then the pineapple in Chappy's mouth fell to the floor, and broke! "Oh, what a dirty little worm," cried the luminous pink bunny.

"It felt good because I scratched and then sniffed the full on gonzo blitz which looked so silky smooth and full of the goodness of the pleasureable soft microwave oven that I bought at Walmart," replied Peter Pan.

BURning [DarK]ness October 14 2005 3:37 AM EDT

I'm the beast

fatty the loner October 14 2005 6:32 PM EDT

in my head

VaginalFingering October 14 2005 6:43 PM EDT

that sucks gitch

Synco October 14 2005 6:44 PM EDT

and blows chunks.

[Aqua Teens]Dudster4 October 14 2005 7:02 PM EDT

all over that

Pyro October 14 2005 9:59 PM EDT

little toasty oven

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] October 14 2005 10:44 PM EDT

way up high

fatty the loner October 14 2005 10:54 PM EDT

. In a dark

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 October 14 2005 10:55 PM EDT

yet somewhat light

Synco October 14 2005 10:57 PM EDT

lemon tree floating

fatty the loner October 15 2005 3:03 PM EDT

above the toasty

QBOddBird October 15 2005 3:07 PM EDT

and spicy blob

Synco October 15 2005 3:09 PM EDT

, there lived a

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] October 15 2005 7:43 PM EDT

very small large

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 October 15 2005 7:46 PM EDT

rainbow colored monkey

QBJohnnywas October 15 2005 7:47 PM EDT

toasted cheese sandwich

QBJohnnywas October 15 2005 7:47 PM EDT

Bah, always too late!

Synco October 15 2005 7:58 PM EDT

that flies and

RedWolf October 15 2005 8:29 PM EDT

crashes into Monty's

fatty the loner October 15 2005 10:58 PM EDT

cow's ample backside.
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