Carnage Blender Muppet Song Contest Part 2 (in Contests)

Alright this is part 2 of my contest which has the following prizes:
Look here for part 1 and the original entries also.

#1: Assassin's Crossbow [4x15] (+11) 194,569
#2: THINKING CAP [3] (+10) 229,322 (named cabasset)
#3: $25k

What to do:
- Take the original lyrics and remake them in a Carnage Blender theme in such a way that they actually can be sung in the same way as the muppet song.
- Be original and be creative!
- But: Most important, have fun!

Shade, Bast and bartjan will be judging these entries on 3 points:
1: correctness of singing, (if the lyrics fit the same singing speed)
2: originality and creativity
3: pure laughs

perhaps I could even persuade bartjan to even make a poll for this so the public can also vote. ;)

Note: you may put in multiple entries, but cannot win more than 1 prize.


These are the original lyrics:

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet)

GentlemanLoser's entry:

It's the Carnage Blender Show with our Very Special Guest Star, GentlemanLoser!!!

It's time to wield your weapon
It's time to strap in tight
It's time to meet the fighters on the CB Show tonight.

It's time to ink on tattoos
It's time to join a clan
It's time to spend your BA on the CB Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
Every three hours or so
It's like a kind of torture
When MPR grows so slow

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Blenderational
This is what we call the CB Show!

(Todd blows his trumpet)

[SoM]CupofJoe's entry:

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Christopher Walken

It's time to get a tattoo
It's time to start a fight
It's time to beat the toughest on the Carnage Show Tonight

It's time to grab your AxBow
It's time to shoot it right
It's time to beat the toughest on the Carnage Show Tonight

Why do we always click here
I think that Jon does know
I say it's like a torture
That I simply can't let go

Beginner's can use the NUB
Old Player's can't use the NUB
I really do hate the NUB
On the most sensational inspirational carnagational Blenderational
This is what we call the Carnage Show!

(Shade-O Blows his Trumpet)

empty orchestra's entry:

it's time to stroke your ego
it's time to moan and whine
it's time to meet the muppets on the forum show tonight

it's time to hunt for multis
it's time to bash the nub
it's time to pull your eyes out on the forum show tonight

why do we always post here?
you'd think we'd know by now
it's like a kind of torture
watching the vets have a cow

and now let's get things started
just say the nub's retarded
let's all be cold hearted
on the most repetitive, unimaginative, i don't wanna live, somethin's gotta give...

this is what we call the forum show!

(random nub complainer blows the trumpet)

Will's entry:

Its the Mmor-Peg show with our special guest.... Carnage Blender!!!!

Wooo Woohooo! [*whistle*] Woo! Woot!

Its time to slay the loser,
Its time fight the fights,
Its time to show the others who's the best tonight!

This time I'll miss the forums,
This time I'll will not camp,
This time I'll beat my fightlist to my full delight!

We only ever come here,
One thing that we all know,
To get punished by changemonths,
And carry on the show!

Now Im going to fight some,
Why don't you go to fight some,
Lets all go and fight some...
In the most blendable comical irrational mmorpegational
This is what you call fun!

/me blows

Reebok's entry:

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Frodbot!

It's time to be a warrior,
It's time to be a mage,
It's time to be an enchanter and cast some spells tonight!

It's time to put on armor,
It's time to grab a sword,
It's time to start the battle and shed some blood tonight!

Why do we always come here,
when every day's the same?
There aren't even pictures,
what a crappy game!

And now let's click for hours,
Just sit and click for hours,
It's time to click for hours,
On the most change-ational, inter-national, stratagational,
Text-based-ational
This is what we call the CB Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet, and is then hit by an axe, an arrow, and a fireball)

Karmic Mishap's entry:

It's time for slaying 'chanters,
It's time for tanks to fight
It's time to /ignore the muppets in the CB chat tonight!

It's time to brand on tattoos,
It's time to strap our shields on tight
It's time to feel the burnin' in the carnage room tonight!

Why do we always come here
This text is black and slow
It's kinda like a torture
Now I can't camp for ElBows!

And now let's get things started!
Why don't you feel how hard it is?
It's time to feel retarded
On the most invitational, time-dump-sational, conversational
destructational
This is what we call the Carnage show!!!!

(Oddbird tweets a song, then deftly dodges the horde of thrown tulwars)

[OB]OddBird's entry:

It's the CB Show with our special Guest/Victim, Jonathan!

It's time to be a loaner,
It's time to be a vet,
It's time to forge some armor in an econ clan tonight!

It's time to bash the NUB,
It's time to snipe the stores,
It's time to blow USD on some CB here tonight!

Why do we even try now,
when only NUBs will reach the top?
If I hear even one more word 'bout it,
I think my head will pop!

So now just sit and click here,
for some reason you just can't leave,
get used to wasting your life,
On the most irrational, inter-national, competetive-ational
supercalifragilisticexpalidacional
This is the Carnage Showwww!

(Oddbird cries, "FORS!" and watches the flamers come running.)

We need more entries... or people just don't want those nice prizes...

Note: just post your entry in here please.

It's the Carnage Blender Show with our Very Special Guest Stars, Monkeh and Gun!!

It's time to buy some weapons
It's time to learn a skill
It's time to beat some people at the CB show tonight.

It's time to ban some multis
It's time to flame the NUB
It's time to make some FORS'es at the CB show tonight.

Why do we always chat here?
Does anybody know?
It's like a kind of torture
To have to keep the PG rule

And now let's forge some weapons
Why don't you forge some headgear
It's time to forge some armor
On the most massivational multiplayerational onlinational rpegational
This is what we call the CB show.

Monkeh asks if anyone wants to forge his AG's, Gun says: Looking for forge work or looking for a forger belongs in the Forging Services forum, not in chat.

bump for some more entries, if not the judging will be done soon

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, John Dillinger!

It's time to play the Blender
It's time to fight the fights
It's time to beat the Muppets through the Carnage Floor tonight!

It's time to put on armor
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise your MPB on the Carnage Show tonight!

My crew will always come here
But why, we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To try to use a ROE

And now let's make it harder!
(others) Let's make that guy a martyr...
This rhyme is just the start of it!
On the despirational exploitational addictational strategational
This is what we call the Carnage Show!

(Jonathan nerfs everything, which makes a kind of generic electronic sad noise, then laughs maniacally.)

Bast, bartjan and I are busy picking our favorites...

Its time to click the link
Its time to learn to fight
its time for us nubs to play the cb show tonight

Its time to take a loan
its time to buy a tat
its time to shoot pass the non nubbers tonight

Watch us get flamed as our mpr grows
see us shoot past how fast no one knows
now that we are here to stay
you know you want us to stay
Its time we got to play

On the most power hungry "must be pg funny" entertaining This is what we call the CB Show!

sorry to say but your entry was too late...

what happened to my cute entry :P

your cute entry wasn't about the muppet show, or you never posted it...

heyyy, just wondered if anything had been picked. (^>^)

Yes if my entry was to late, I imagine the winner has already been chosen. If not, the tardieness of my entry should be accepted.

The judges had already begun to pick their favorites before your entry...