Who is the winner? (in Contests)

Hi,

this is a contest which is already finished.

We now just need to identify the winners ;-)

Which contest?

The thread Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer was really funny for me!

So I decided that the 2 winners will each get 50k CB$ from me. (feel free to add some of your CB$ to the prices ;-)

How do we choose who won:
1. everybody has 2 votes (no matter if you participated in this thread or not)
2. nobody may vote for himself
3. every vote includes the (for you) most funniest question/answer combination and the 2 names of the questioner and the answerer
4. the q/a combination with the most votes will win, the 2 prices go to those two persons
5. this vote ends as soon as there are votes from 50 different people (or sometime on 12. March) (please don't nail me on that 50 or 12. March, it's just what i believe might be realistic before this becomes boring)
6. only q/a combinations prior to "--Hakai, March 4 2006 7:45 PM EST" can win (this is the last post until now)
7. no fees at all


Example vote:
1.
Q: What's the best enchantment level for my Double Chain Mail?

--Sukotto, February 27 2006 3:28 PM EST
A: it's level -10
--Shade, February 27 2006 3:39 PM EST

2.
Who's idea was it to put that "Jon" guy in charge??
--sssimmo, February 27 2006 9:19 PM EST
I hear some Crackmonkey fellow hacked CB and put Jon in charge.
--{CB1}Slayer333, February 27 2006 9:21 PM EST



Have fun reading the thread and picking a winner!

Why do you guys let people change the names of armor and stuff through your dumb wiki anyhow?

--[poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 10:13 AM EST

We believe that, in a free society, it is easier to identify the idiots if we give them plenty of rope with which to hang themselves. Special attention is paid to those who can't tie a decent knot.

--QBBast, February 28 2006 10:22 AM EST




Bast is the funnier-est person ever.

Q: Why do Arrows come in packages of 1,146 while Bolts come in packages of 1,168 ?

A: It's a marketing scheme, like hot dogs and hot dog buns.

Why do you guys let people change the names of armor and stuff through your dumb wiki anyhow?

--[poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 10:13 AM EST

We believe that, in a free society, it is easier to identify the idiots if we give them plenty of rope with which to hang themselves. Special attention is paid to those who can't tie a decent knot.

--QBBast, February 28 2006 10:22 AM EST

1.
Q: Why doesn't this game just reset every month to stop all the whining about the NCB/NUB?
--Stephen, February 27 2006 10:31 PM EST

A: Apparently the game's database is too complex to reset everyone. Instead admins reset people on a rotating basis. Just wait for your turn. Personally, I can't wait to get a NUB again.
--[poor]Vestax, February 27 2006 10:43 PM EST

1.
Q. I'm new here, so like, whats the point of this?
--[YG]Wildthing, February 28 2006 1:22 AM EST

A. there is no point obviously we just sit here, Down,C,Enter,Down,C,Enter. wasting our lives as usual.
--Flamey, February 28 2006 1:46 AM EST


2.
Q. Why can't I buy PANTS for my minions?
--deifeln, February 28 2006 2:50 AM EST

A. minions have spiky legs which makes it difficult to find a good pair. Just keep camping the store cause they're rare.
--poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 6:37 AM EST

(my personal favs)

1.
Q: Why doesn't this game just reset every month to stop all the whining about the NCB/NUB?
-- Stephen, February 27 2006 10:31 PM EST
A: Apparently the games database is too complex to reset everyone. Instead admins reset people on a rotating basis. Just wait for your turn. Personally, I can't wait to get a NUB again.
[poor]Vestax, February 27 2006 10:43 PM EST

2.
Q: Why do you guys let people change the names of armor and stuff through your dumb wiki anyhow?
-- [poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 10:13 AM EST
A: We believe that, in a free society, it is easier to identify the idiots if we give them plenty of rope with which to hang themselves. Special attention is paid to those who can't tie a decent knot.
-- QBBast, February 28 2006 10:22 AM EST

1 )Q: Why do Arrows come in packages of 1,146 while Bolts come in packages of 1,168 ?

--stabilo, March 4 2006 1:00 PM EST

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A: It's a marketing scheme, like hot dogs and hot dog buns.


--QBBast, March 4 2006 2:05 PM EST

2)Q: How much longer 'till we get our BoNE a DoG to use it?

--[OB]1-Kenobi, March 5 2006 6:13 PM EST

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DAWG already got his BoNE and swallowed it whole. As a result he is now in the Morg.


--[poor]Vestax, March 5 2006 9:30 PM EST

Though I appreciate the vote and all, your second entry is invalid Flamey. March 5 2006 1:47 PM EST is the cut-off. Pick another one from me before that date and time please. :)

ok thanks for that vestax.i didnt read the bottom.

2)Can anyone loan me some health pots? I'm losing all the time. I think their rare but don't worry I have lots of ca$h. So what's the market price anyhow?

--[poor]Vestax, February 27 2006 7:07 PM EST

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They're around 150k each, but tell ya what, I'll cut you a deal. If you send me half the money you make each day, I'll set it so every time you click fight, you get healed. Sound good?


--[OB]1-Kenobi, February 27 2006 9:14 PM EST

bump, 4 days left for voting

I've looked three times and I still think this is the best:

Why do you guys let people change the names of armor and stuff through your dumb wiki anyhow?

--[poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 10:13 AM EST

We believe that, in a free society, it is easier to identify the idiots if we give them plenty of rope with which to hang themselves. Special attention is paid to those who can't tie a decent knot.

--QBBast, February 28 2006 10:22 AM EST



Actually Vestax's responses are all good too. I think both should get a prize here. But I also think it's time we put on a show in CB land. There are several musicians around the place, Seft could do a rap and Bast and Vestax could come on and do a comedy turn. That would be a great double act! ;)

Hi,
I decided to end this contest now.

The winner is:

Q: Why do you guys let people change the names of armor and stuff through your dumb wiki anyhow?

A: We believe that, in a free society, it is easier to identify the idiots if we give them plenty of rope with which to hang themselves. Special attention is paid to those who can't tie a decent knot.

This really funny Q/A was provided by
-- [poor]Vestax, February 28 2006 10:13 AM EST
and
-- QBBast, February 28 2006 10:22 AM EST

and got 4 votes from:
1. --RAMPAGE, March 5 2006 7:23 PM EST
2. --Sukotto, March 5 2006 10:56 PM EST
3. --[OB]1-Kenobi, March 5 2006 2:58 PM EST
4. --Johnnywas, March 8 2006 2:28 AM EST

stabilo (Kaeptn) [poor]Vestax (Off Air) $50000 -- Who is the winner? 7:03 AM EST
stabilo (Kaeptn) QBBast (Bartlett) $50000 -- Who is the winner? 7:04 AM EST

Congrats and thanx for the laugher!